Of skyscrapers and ring fingers (881 hits)
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Submitted by 8 bit hero (View user info) at 2009-04-29 15:14:02 EDT
Well, Ubersite, I realized I have drawn the ire of some during my year plus here. Mostly Sicosemen. He has a problem with my no content picture posts. The man who posts pictures of his fecal matter thinks he is some judge of content.
Anyway, the reason I don't post content is that content is rejected here.
I earnestly believe that.
The user base here needs quick snippets of Ghola crap and ubercentric content to sedate the growling, frothing masses.
Looking through the history of this site, it is true that there was a time (not that long ago, mind you) that there was an entire front page of posts per day.
I suspect that those that would call themselves "Uber's Elite" have driven off most of the users here, making the posts dwindle to a measly few per week.
I attempted to enter Ubersite, content flailing (http://www.ubersite.com/m/114897). I was called "Electro" (whomever that may be) and -2ed for whatever reason. Okay. Fine. I get that there are those amongst you that WILL NOT +2 new users. Or users outside of the elite.
I just gave up.
I write for other websites that actually get anonymous page hits (several million a month) under my real name (which I would NEVER reveal to you miscreants). I get compensation for that writing (I don't dare call myself a professional as un-named users here do). I get some acclaim for that writing.
I came to Uber just to test the waters of an unregulated, uncensored, and un-sponsored website.
It's what I expected.
This isn't a goodbye post, I'll stick around. Maybe even produce content for Ubersite.
Mostly, I think I'll just continue with random pictures to piss off the people that get pissed off at strangers like so many old men yelling at those damned kids to stay off their lawn.
User Reviews
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-05-02 16:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If it actually bothers you that some asshole on a website freed up one of his jizz sticky hands to give you a -2, look on the bright side because you've hit rock bottom buddy and there's no where to go but up.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-05-01 12:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hey i gave your first post a +2 and I NEVER do that.
so put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-01 12:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha
Well the circle is complete... the one user I have consistently accused of being an alter is now MY alter.
Funny place this Ubersite.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-01 00:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-29 19:11:27 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You SERIOUSLY need to consider your station in life you fucking loser. You deserve everything - I mean EVERYTHING - bad that has ever happened to you because you are a fucking fake person.
You are what is wrong with humanity.
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HEH, PRETTY TRICKY GIVING A +1 TO YOUR ALTER, ROBBI
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boom box dolphin rider with chaps pix Auto +2
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-04-30 12:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Word.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-30 11:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/122033#2890695
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Bob you posted in Novemeber of 07 then ONCE in all of 08.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PS: my price is squaw bucks, not quarters. Economic times call for this!!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet, sounds like a plan.
Recommend a brand for me? What's LEAST leaky, for example?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
8 bit is one of the worst trolls, so your little conjecture below is shit, Bob.
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If I want you to sing, I'll give you a quarter, slore.
Otherwise, go find an adult diaper and put it over your face.
It will serve two purposes:
1) It'll catch all of the shit that comes out of your mouth.
2) It'll cover up your horseface, so we don't have to look at you.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
8 bit is one of the worst trolls, so your little conjecture below is shit, Bob.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I concur.
The population of uber has become a bunch of extras from a mad max movie, fighting over who can collect the most pig shit.
Back in the day, people used to post stuff that would be entertaining. Now, it seems to have evolved into a game of who can "pwn" the most people by just being a bunch of dickbags.
There are a few old-timers around, but most of them keep quiet, hoping to happen across a gem in the septic tank.
All you can do about it is just learn to tolerate it, because they won't go away.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-29 22:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You SERIOUSLY need to consider your station in life you fucking loser. You deserve everything - I mean EVERYTHING - bad that has ever happened to you because you are a fucking fake person.
You are what is wrong with humanity.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 21:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2009-04-29 20:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well said.
I had a spectacular run on Uber. Made B@W fairly quickly, 330k+hits in less than a year, high rating.
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Who were you? Did we fight? Was it awesome?
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2009-04-29 20:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well said.
I had a spectacular run on Uber. Made B@W fairly quickly, 330k+hits in less than a year, high rating.
Everything one could ask for.
Then, I became the target of several users' ire and ill will, perpetually accused of being an alter, and changed the password for that account to something I wouldn't be able to remember.
Ubersite is a shit hole in a sea of shit holes.
I only come here a few times a week and comment even less.
I was once part of the "cool kids" but I realized that group is populated solely by narcissists, retards, hangers-on, and epic failures.
Better to leave than try to fit in with this crowd.
Speaking of leaving...
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You got seven -2's and THIRTY +1's and +2's on that post, including a +1 from Bart. I think that's pretty damn good. (Besides, a couple of the -2's were from people who -2 everything.) Try not to take the rating system too seriously; half the people here misuse it by rating the poster anyway, so it isn't an accurate gauge.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cool this is interesting
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
caul i've said all over this site that i'm in Michigan..its no secret..
and ill post another pic soon if i stick around long enough to be bothered..
i owe shlongy one from before.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm angelic...(well fallen angelic technicaly)
My kind is very good looking to mortals.
plus the mystery is enticing yes?
look at poor Sico,smitten with lust by my words alone.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wonder what mystia looks like. and no, not that bad camwhore in front of mirror with too much light. where is mystia from anyway?
i just realize i don't know anything about her. probably cuz back then some ppl warned me not to get personal with her :-)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know what fallen looks like because he's never camwhored but blowing him seems right.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
would it kill us to get a female user to want to blow me instead of the sausage fest that follows me around?
damn my rugged good looks that make me an object of desire to both genders.
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well what do you look like?
if you're not too tragic i might throw you a mercy romp
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
/facepalm
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
would it kill us to get a female user to want to blow me instead of the sausage fest that follows me around?
damn my rugged good looks that make me an object of desire to both genders.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FALLEN: I'LL DO IT AFTER MY NAP!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2, +2, what fuckin difference does it make? See this? I'm rating this a zero even though it's whiney, and reminiscent of a yeast-infected bleeding vagina.
Sometimes I post stories and things I take seriously, sometimes I post crap. Sometimes I come on here to read good stories, sometimes I come on here to kill time while I'm pissed off at work.
Sometimes I rate the content I view with an objective eye, and compliment even a brand new user on his halfway decent post, just because they tried, and sometimes I -2 them just because they're new.
Sometimes, just sometimes mind you, I rate the item a 0 and leave a lengthy comment about the meat of the matter, you mad meat beater, so watch out for the upcoming baby batter.
Here's your fuckin money-shot you 2 bit whore.
(didyouseewhatIdidthereattheend?)
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, I'm just playing.
Except for the nap part; I'm gonna go take a nap.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what just happened?
is sandman now sico?
well..?
it aint gonna suck itself boy.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God damnit, I'm tired. I gotta take a nap. You guys go practice looking like assholes, and I'll catch up later.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lies all lies.
my pork is in pristine, infection free shape.
Sico has been draining the poison out of me for two days now.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't this account just get unbanned? What should I do with it. I feel kind of dirty having this account.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ubmitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you Mysti
and for the record she meant my possible swine flu.
NOT that my pork is in anyway infected.
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that's not what Method's mom told me...
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2 computer log-in. That's how I roll. Hardcore.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GOT IT!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am full of win. (heroin)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, Sandmantate is such a giant pussy that he couldn't punch his way out of an air pocket.
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yo mama.
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UN: sicosemen
PW: bw982cj
:(
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you Mysti
and for the record she meant my possible swine flu.
NOT that my pork is in anyway infected.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, Sandmantate is such a giant pussy that he couldn't punch his way out of an air pocket.
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yo mama.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was well said FALLEN..
I sure hope you dont die from your pork infection.
:(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, Sandmantate is such a giant pussy that he couldn't punch his way out of an air pocket.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like content posts. Make some more content posts and stop worrying about people who rate with "-2 haha u suk!!!!!one!".
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
angry sex is the best Sico.
um..wait
STAY OFF MY COCK DUDE!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm gonna blow Fallen out of hate right now.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stay the hell off my lawn.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fist of all 8bh dont be a fag with the good bye post
secondly don't go.
people take this site too seriously.
If I want a serious writers forum I will log on with four other users to Pulsehead.
If I want a firehose of douchebags, 4chan.
The blend of content is what make uber interesting.
So at times this place is a chat room for Sico and Sage, so what if Orphelia is a campground with her posts.
They contribute, they post, they give us something to look at during the day.
as for the "elites" and A-listers?
Fuck them.
This is not some club that they have forever ownership of just because they have a low user number.
The sites life blood is from whom ever is posting TODAY. If used to post and you used to comment, great. But that was then not now. You want to a voice an opinion? then bring something to the table.
Shlongy may be an ass with the -2's but he's here every day, he contributes, he adds to the site.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't kid yourself - we all hate you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BC, don't worry. English obviously isn't my first language either.
Basically, every new user is going to get harassed, made fun of, told to leave, told to commit suicide and be groomed into a post maker, a reviewer, or both. There's nothing wrong with that but that's part of the learning process. You post something that you think is funny only to find that it's complete trash but you learned not to post that brand of "funny" again at least. This shit stain tried to find a niche posting pictures which could have worked if they were his own or not ripoffs.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sico, what do you mean by 'demonstrative curve'? English isn't my first language and this phrase is new to me.
As for the posts. There is a bit of truth to it. My posts seem to garner lots of -2, I don't really care, I post original things at least. But going so far as to make a thread talking about the unfairness of Ubersite is a little vag-like. So minus 2 for you!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Last freebie you get, shit stain: http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=8bithero&cutoff=4
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, this is a fun game: http://www.addictinggames.com/blockdrop.html
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I find alot of your reviews entertaining, and I think I've mostly given you good ratings, you can do your own extended search on how users have rated you.
That said, this is fucking whiney. don't whine , just post. Or don't. And ignore the ratings, actually it's better to have -1.51 on 135 reviews with 10,000 hits than a perfect 2 on 5 reviews with 126 hits. Remember, with how cliquey this site is, ratings have become meaningless. If you are getting hits and reviews, obviously people are reading and giving attention, positive or negative, to your material.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't flatter yourself into thinking that you ever pissed me off. You blatantly ripped off images and tried to pass them as your own and posts with no content deserve the rating you get. Let me remind you that you felt so riled with anger that you went through a -2 spammed 10-20 posts because I called you on your shit and you needed some sort of retaliation. If you are such a pussy that you can't get over the demonstrative curve that each user has than I'm afraid you should pack a suitcase of depends and not let the door hit you in the ass.
Scourge called it. You sound like a giant pussy, pussy.
But hey, at least you made it here: http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen/l/sico
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not sure if i've been a big bully to you in the past or not, but this sure was a little whiney vaginey, dude.