Couple of strange things I do . . . (817 hits)
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Submitted by Bad Company <badcompany231.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-04-29 16:06:51 EDT
Sometimes when I go to the bathroom, I don't feel like washing my hands afterward. Instead, just in case someone is near the bathroom, I will turn on the water and rub my hands together. I physically simulate washing my hands, I fake squirt some soap on my hands and then I rub my hands together for a little while outside of the water. I will then simulate drying my hands on the towel in the bathroom. All to make sure that the amount of time I spent doing it seems legit. I don't know why I don't just really squirt the soap and rub my hands together under the water.
When people talk to me I will often times retort their dialogue with the question 'what?' They, assuming I didn't hear what they said, begin to repeat what they said but, before they can I interject with the answer to their dialogue. It seems there is some kind of time delay in my head or something. It happens on a fairly regular basis.
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Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-05-01 08:31:28 EDT (#)
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. . . but I am also brain dead, that trumps lying.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-04-30 20:07:52 EDT (#)
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But you're a liar too... what with the hand washing deception.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-30 08:56:39 EDT (#)
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You are a liar. I don't take too kindly to liars.
How could I have brain cancer if I am brain
dead?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-04-30 04:45:32 EDT (#)
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You'd better call a doctor immediately, because both of those behaviors are symptoms of a rare but usually fatal form of brain cancer.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-04-29 19:06:50 EDT (#)
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First one made me laugh.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 18:34:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:06:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:00:30 EDT (#)
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ah yes, i found it
http://www.curezone.com/forums/fm.asp?i=522253#i
Ctrl + f '#17538' for mystia's meltdowns.
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!
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That's not her, you douche.
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You know what? i don't think getting banned from that quack forum would be embarassing anyway the more i browse that place..
those people drink their own pee and write about how it tastes like warm chicken soup??? wtf?
and they drink lemon juice and pepper for a month with nothing else at all, no food or even water, until they halucinate and put their babies in the microwave.
apparently reading a bit some of them were actually hospitilized for trying those liver flush things...good god .
so good on my online doppleganger.. what kind of discussion forum bans people for not sharing their point of view anyway? a paranoid, nazi one i'd think...i didnt see that person causing any harm just asking for medical proof of what they were preaching
he/she should be comended for getting thrown off for arguing with a place that actually convinces people to do dangerous things to themselves in the name of health.
i'm into natural medicines and vitamins and such but not the dangerous shit that freakshow puts their organs thru..yikes.
so yeah keep throwing that up...it's not so bad being thought of as whoever that mystia is.
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Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:59:58 EDT (#)
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That was my question to you. I don'† do it every time, but sometimes. It just doesn't make sense to me.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:58:35 EDT (#)
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why not just wash ur hands for real?
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:44:33 EDT (#)
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Q: What goes clippity clop, clippity clop, clippity clop, BANG! BANG! BANG! clippity clop, clippity clop?
A: Amish drive-by!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:39:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:13:40 EDT (#)
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I see the Knight in Flannel Armour is back to his usual defence of anything female on uber in the hopes that a woman might one day at least email him.
Jack, your pathetic is showing through again.
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What the fuck are you talking about you ignorant Canadian?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:35:25 EDT (#)
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i know right..on the other post he said he knew little about me and not even where i was from..
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:34:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:09:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:06:52 EDT (#)
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That's not her, you douche.
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how do u know?
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You mean you DON'T already have that info?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:28:16 EDT (#)
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no medication..
it's the 30's baby..
i can't wait to see if your ass settles down when you get there!!!
GO 35YR OLD CAUL WOO!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:26:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:24:10 EDT (#)
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what have i dont to provoke your focus lately?
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nothing, i just know you have the potential to be batshit crazy and this place needs more drama than a boring catherding loser.
i don't know what medication you're taking but you're certainly a lot harder to rile up :-(
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:24:10 EDT (#)
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ok then what was your motivation to hunt down those links? I'm guessing it wasn't to make me laugh or feel warm and fuzzy, no?
what have i dont to provoke your focus lately?
you were fine to me the last few times i dropped in.
well maybe you're just trying to bait me..
either way i don't want to argue with you..i stated what i have learned about the subject and i'll leave it at that.
FG can bust in here later with her knowledge it's probably more extensive than any of us anyway.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:21:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:13:40 EDT (#)
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I see the Knight in Flannel Armour is back to his usual defence of anything female on uber in the hopes that a woman might one day at least email him.
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lol, jaypeg used to do that a lot too.
funny, the very same girls he defended ended up telling him he was a sad fuck.
btw, jack, some people talk with each others outside of ubersite, and you're kinda of the village idiot...it's just that not everybody will tell you. :-/
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:16:59 EDT (#)
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"anixously search"
"hurt me"
can you exaggarate more? i'm pretty sure you'll survive this. and i just remembered when someone linked that forum. took me 2 secs to write "mystiamoon leave forum" in the google tool bar.
while off work, i mostly stopped coming here.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:14:13 EDT (#)
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no1
i have never ever read or heard of flu in urine..
if you find a reliable credible source i'll glady concede.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:13:40 EDT (#)
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I see the Knight in Flannel Armour is back to his usual defence of anything female on uber in the hopes that a woman might one day at least email him.
Jack, your pathetic is showing through again.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:12:43 EDT (#)
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Caul im just arguing what i have learned..
i am a nursing student..
i'm halfway thru and will resume again in the fall..i was on a waitlist for the final section of the RN program and that's how it is when you go part-time.
i wasn't even arguing with you it was with the other dude.. it really is sad that you'll anxiously do searches for things just to try to hurt me...why are you like that?
general medical teaching is that urine is sterlie after leaving the kidneys and is only infected if the path it travels from there out of your body is infected along the way .
im not here to fight with you but i do see its your favorite passtime again..
you must have been on drugs while off work for those months you were actually nice to people
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:12:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:41:01 EDT (#)
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Any current infections/virus you are carrying will show up in your urine.
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wrong..only infections in the outer bladder will show up
Nothing inside you will be alive in URINE...flu..aids..NOTHING!!!
drugs, hormones stuff that ISNT ALIVE..
ugg i give up just STFU dickbag
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what did I just say below oyu dumb bitch? If their is an infection of the uretha, bacteria will be present. That is past the bladder. Flu=Virus. Virus is not alive. You don't know what you're talking about. STFU. Go meltdown somewhere else.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:09:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:06:52 EDT (#)
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That's not her, you douche.
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how do u know?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:06:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:00:30 EDT (#)
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ah yes, i found it
http://www.curezone.com/forums/fm.asp?i=522253#i
Ctrl + f '#17538' for mystia's meltdowns.
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!
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That's not her, you douche.
You DO understand douche, don't you?
MORE PROOF THAT CAULAINCOURT KEEPS AN UBERSITE SPREADSHEET.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:04:56 EDT (#)
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don't you have shit to do?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:04:09 EDT (#)
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oh jesus christ..that again..
i already explained that
that was not me and i'm not the only one with this name.
i only have one silver filling i can photo my teeth if you'd like
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:00:30 EDT (#)
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ah yes, i found it
http://www.curezone.com/forums/fm.asp?i=522253#i
Ctrl + f '#17538' for mystia's meltdowns.
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:58:00 EDT (#)
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Bear Grylls has drank his own urine. That is all I need to know that urine won't kill you. Although, Bear Grylls is more than just a man.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:56:12 EDT (#)
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then argue with the researchers in the link that i provided. i see you are still crazy. lol, i remember when someone posted a link of you arguing like a mad woman about some health topic on another forum until you were told to leave. :-)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:55:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:30:42 EDT (#)
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...people who don't wash their hands should brought to the parking lot and shot in the back of the head.
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Agreed. Lately I've noticed a lot of guys at work will piss and then just walk out of the bathroom w/o flushing OR washing their hands. WHAT the FUCK is that?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:52:07 EDT (#)
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the only way SARS could be present in urine is if it entered the bladder from the outside..like if it was on your UNWASHED HANDS!!!
ok science fair is over i have shit to do.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:50:20 EDT (#)
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viruses are not in urine not even dormant ones..
eat me Caul!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:47:26 EDT (#)
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viruses are not exactly "alive"
for example http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-05/08/content_328801.htm
shhhh, mystia
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:44:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:32:41 EDT (#)
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Some people get a little aggressive. If it is such a big deal, why is that I never got SARS, bird flu, swine flu, measles, the clap, it has been multiple years since I have had to go to the doctor for anything . . . and that was a broken arm.
Also, after my dick is thoroughly clean I apply the baby powder, keep that moisture down. You could scrub my dick across a petri dish and not a thing would grow.
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you're an idiot!
you could dip your peen in bleach and then run it across the dish and odds are something would grow.
they are that small and that hard to not leave one microscopic cootie still clinging to your skin or hair.
we are COVERED head to toe with things that live on us..most are harmless just stinky if you dont keep the numbers down.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:42:35 EDT (#)
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wrong..only infections in the outer bladder will show up
Nothing inside you will be alive in URINE...flu..aids..NOTHING!!!
drugs, hormones stuff that ISNT ALIVE..
ugg i give up just STFU dickbag
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*dings bell*
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:41:01 EDT (#)
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Any current infections/virus you are carrying will show up in your urine.
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wrong..only infections in the outer bladder will show up
Nothing inside you will be alive in URINE...flu..aids..NOTHING!!!
drugs, hormones stuff that ISNT ALIVE..
ugg i give up just STFU dickbag
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:38:16 EDT (#)
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You could scrub my dick across a petri dish and not a thing would grow.
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Wow, just.... wow.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:35:29 EDT (#)
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And regardless, if the uretha is infected, then yes you can get bacteria to.
STFU
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:34:09 EDT (#)
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Did I say bacteria you stupid vapid bitch? A virus =/= bacteria.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:33:56 EDT (#)
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mystia, it's still disgusting.
most people don't piss on their hands anyway. grabbing your dick and touching the bathroom door alone would make anyone sane wash their hands.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:32:55 EDT (#)
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Wash hands before and after peeing. I'm not OCD. I'm not OCD. I'm not OCD.
Before because the world is filthy and I can't keep it off my hands but I don't want it on on my clean peen. After because of blowback/splash, and don't say it doesn't happen to you because it does.
Wash hands before and after peeing. I'm not OCD. I'm not OCD. I'm not OCD.
Once I was working on my car and at some point during the project I took a piss break. Later, my girlfriend at the time saw a big black greasy thumbprint on my peen. Even though it was my thumbprint, it still ruined the moment.
Wash hands before and after peeing. I'm not OCD. I'm not OCD. I'm not OCD.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:32:41 EDT (#)
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Some people get a little aggressive. If it is such a big deal, why is that I never got SARS, bird flu, swine flu, measles, the clap, it has been multiple years since I have had to go to the doctor for anything . . . and that was a broken arm.
Also, after my dick is thoroughly clean I apply the baby powder, keep that moisture down. You could scrub my dick across a petri dish and not a thing would grow.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:31:47 EDT (#)
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" Urine in the bladder normally is sterile—it does not contain any bacteria or other organisms (such as fungi). But bacteria can enter the urethra and cause an infection.
A urine sample is kept under conditions that allow bacteria and other organisms to grow. "
via yahoo health.
you can only infect your bladder or urine from outside sources..the kidneys sterilize it..thats why you cant live without kidney or at least dialysis
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:30:56 EDT (#)
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QUICK BIOLOGY 101 LESSON FOR YOU
URINE IS STERILE
ITS POO THAT IS FULL OF BACTERIA
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seconded
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:30:42 EDT (#)
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working in an office, i get sick all the fucking time. there is already so many germs laying around on just about everything...people who don't wash their hands should brought to the parking lot and shot in the back of the head.
worse are those who don't wash their hands after taking a shit and go shake other people's hands.
i have a huge anti-bacterial soap dispenser next to me and since those don,t kill viruses, i wash my hands any chances i get.
it's the first time i'm not sick every two weeks. i wouldn't have to do all that shit if people like you had basic hygiene weren,t spreading disease all over the fucking place.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:29:34 EDT (#)
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There is an unwritten rule in an office environment that those that don't wash their hands are put on this yellow-list (or so we call it). This type of subterfuge is necessary to avoid being hoisted to said list.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:28:33 EDT (#)
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Quick biology 101 for you retard : The reason you piss is your urine is what carries out the assorted waste products of your body.
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QUICK BIOLOGY 101 LESSON FOR YOU
URINE IS STERILE
ITS POO THAT IS FULL OF BACTERIA
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:27:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:21:01 EDT (#)
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Unless I was jerking my dick inside my pants, why the fuck would there be smegma? I certainly don't have a pussy fucking my dick in my pants. ?
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its the bacteria that naturally reproduces in the folds between the head and the shaft when you're flacid, you moron... like the stuff that accumulates in unwashed belly-buttons or under fat rolls.. between toes...ANYWHERE skin is touching in a warm environment.. It's also where the odor come from on un-cut weiners and why i tend to run away from them as soon as i see one.
although sico i bet your pants are pretty fuckin cold with all the action you dont get.
no cum or vag is necessary
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:24:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:15:27 EDT (#)
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What? Middle East? Lefty?
Why are we supposed to wash our hands after we use the restroom? Now that I think about it, wouldn't it be better to wash your hands before you use the restroom. My dick doesn't touch money or other random objects that millions of other people have touched, coughed, or excreted bodily fluids on . . . that often. Would your dick not be cleaner than your hand during the course of an average day? It hides behind protective layers of clothing that shield it from the various diseases and germs that follow us everywhere.
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Quick biology 101 for you retard : The reason you piss is your urine is what carries out the assorted waste products of your body. Any current infections/virus you are carrying will show up in your urine. No matter how vigoursly you shake, there will still be a small amount of urine left over. When you touch your dick whilst pissing, anything you are carrying will likely end up on your hands.
You wash your hands both to protect yourself from carrying a virus from objects you touched and giving them easy accesss to your respitory or digestive system, but you also wash your hands so as not to be a selfish fuckstick who then goes on to touch other community use items, leaving behind microscopic nasties for others to pick up.
Idiots like you help spread things like the swine-flu. Wash your hands you ignorant neaderthal.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:24:14 EDT (#)
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OMG I Just did that. Truer words have not been spoken.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:23:13 EDT (#)
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LULZ
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:22:49 EDT (#)
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True dat, I keep my dick clean. After doing the dirty I soak it in mouth wash for 60 seconds. I then dry it with an anti-microbial hand towel.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:21:01 EDT (#)
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Unless I was jerking my dick inside my pants, why the fuck would there be smegma? I certainly don't have a pussy fucking my dick in my pants. ?
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:20:13 EDT (#)
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Yeah, after a shit I always wash my hands. I am talking about after taking a quick piss. Hell, most of the time I go no hands! My hands never touch my dick, and after touching the faucet and the towel and the door knob my hands would probably be dirtier than before I took the piss.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:19:57 EDT (#)
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no you dirty fucks you wash them after you PEE..
you know why???
one word...
SMEGMA!!!!!
you gross fuckers...ugg
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:18:10 EDT (#)
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Washing your hands after you shit is a mandatory but probably washing them before you pee seems more protective.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:16:30 EDT (#)
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the first paragraph disturbs me greatly!!!
You are the kinda jack-hole that's gonna give us all SWINE FLU!!!
wash your hands , fuckstick!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:16:02 EDT (#)
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most people who say what? when you talk to them do so to give a little more time to their brain to process an answer. they probably think that too when you cut them before they repeat what they said.
so don't worry, you're not weird or special. just slow.
and dirty. wash your hands, fucker.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:15:27 EDT (#)
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What? Middle East? Lefty?
Why are we supposed to wash our hands after we use the restroom? Now that I think about it, wouldn't it be better to wash your hands before you use the restroom. My dick doesn't touch money or other random objects that millions of other people have touched, coughed, or excreted bodily fluids on . . . that often. Would your dick not be cleaner than your hand during the course of an average day? It hides behind protective layers of clothing that shield it from the various diseases and germs that follow us everywhere.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:15:27 EDT (#)
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What? Middle East? Lefty?
Why are we supposed to wash our hands after we use the restroom? Now that I think about it, wouldn't it be better to wash your hands before you use the restroom. My dick doesn't touch money or other random objects that millions of other people have touched, coughed, or excreted bodily fluids on . . . that often. Would your dick not be cleaner than your hand during the course of an average day? It hides behind protective layers of clothing that shield it from the various diseases and germs that follow us everywhere.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:12:59 EDT (#)
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You sound like the prize of the litter.
Oh, and you smell of piss.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:11:45 EDT (#)
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live in the middle-east very long?, lefty
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:11:13 EDT (#)
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it's quite simple really, you're bat-shit crazy.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:10:16 EDT (#)
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Thats the same reaction I have. :(
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:09:50 EDT (#)
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I'm guilty of both from time to time.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:08:55 EDT (#)
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