I just had a dream . . . (334 hits)
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Submitted by Bad Company <badcompany231.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-04-29 20:06:19 EDT
Literally like 8 minutes ago. I decided I would post it on here. My dream consisted of a single building in the middle of a desert. As I approached the building I noticed a sign that read "World Peanut and Pistachio Packaging Plant". I decided I would go inside and see what was going on. The building was full of conveyor belts going every which way. As I continued through the building I stumbled upon a door that read, "Workroom". I entered the workroom and there is a single conveyor belt full of peanuts and pistachios. I walked to the end of the conveyor belt where a large turtle was situated. As the nuts headed down the conveyor belt the turtle would push them to the right or to the left depending on the type of nut. The nuts then dropped into boxes to be shipped out to the world. I then had a flashback to when I was younger and asking my mother for a pet turtle. She replied, "No, turtles will give you salmonella!" I wonder if there really is a giant turtle sorting peanuts from pistachios . . .
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-01 00:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LIKE TURTLES
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Auto +1 Dream share.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ok
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought that went without saying . . .
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-30 08:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you will have to fix your personal hygiene habits if I am to join you for a sleep-over.
What is wrong with posting the strange and original dream that I had?
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You mean other than the fact that it is completely uninteresting?
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-30 08:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you will have to fix your personal hygiene habits if I am to join you for a sleep-over.
What is wrong with posting the strange and original dream that I had?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 08:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're going to have to fix your posting habits if I'm to like you.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-30 07:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.dreammoods.com
Read it and weep.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-04-29 23:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-29 22:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-04-29 22:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
holy sweet story, man!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-29 21:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The building is the world.
The conveyor belt is Ubersite.
The turtle is Shlongy.
The pistachios are the MVAs.
The peanuts are all the other users.
(Awesome dream. I'm a big fan of fucked up dreams - that's where I get most of my story ideas.)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-29 20:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are you, dan tangel's (more) retarded brother? Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 20:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another minus two for you. I gave you a fair warning.
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2009-04-29 20:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This -2 is for myself.
I'm the only one to blame for reading this tripe.