Breaking News Swine Flu Fans! (544 hits)
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Submitted by Tesla (View user info) at 2009-04-30 15:09:14 EDT
The World Health Organization says swine flu is over with! Not because people have stopped getting sick but because they are changing the name!
It seems swine have little to nothing to do with contracting the virus and random pig punchings are up some 30,000 percent since the illness started.
So, I guess it's just another boring people flu. Which sucks because you want to be able to punch whatever the flu is named after, am I right? Only thing, you can't punch people because "People" made laws that you can't punch people. Pretty convenient for them I would say. I have a feeling they have been planning this people flu for quite a while.
That's why we should name it after another animal. We are unsusceptible to animal courts of law because we don't understand their languages... THEREFORE! punching any animal for any reason is out of the realm of jurisdiction!
I think we should rename it the kuala bear flu because those things need a good beating whether they deserve it or not.
"Rest up for the beat down stuck up Kuala Bear jerk!"
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-01 11:43:53 EDT (#)
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"As the two friends wandered through the snow on their way home, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a best friend like Pooh."
"Pooh thought to himself: 'If the pig sneezes, he's fucken dead.'"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-05-01 04:45:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-01 00:50:51 EDT (#)
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Nani:I don't even think its a dog. I think it might be a koala... an *evil* koala. I can't even pet it! It keeps *staring* at me, like it's gonna eat me!
I would like to see you try to punch a Koala. Those things are savage, the cuddly ones in Zoos have been bought up with people. A true blue wild Koala will scratch and bite your balls off if you even look at him sideways.
Koalas are badasses.
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I reckon I could take a koala. I fight dirty.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-01 03:10:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 20:51:36 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:31:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 20:29:18 BST (#)
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It's spelt Koala for fuck sake. Why can't anyone on this fucking site spell?
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LOL
oh sweet irony.
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My spelling and grammar are impeccable. You're the ditzy bitch who spells "queue" as "cue", therefore your comments are automatically invalidated.
Pipe down now, my little piglet
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you so love me really. <3
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-01 00:50:51 EDT (#)
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Nani:I don't even think its a dog. I think it might be a koala... an *evil* koala. I can't even pet it! It keeps *staring* at me, like it's gonna eat me!
I would like to see you try to punch a Koala. Those things are savage, the cuddly ones in Zoos have been bought up with people. A true blue wild Koala will scratch and bite your balls off if you even look at him sideways.
Koalas are badasses.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-30 22:31:43 EDT (#)
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They should call it the Spic Flu - punching Mexicans is fun
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-30 18:14:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:51:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:31:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 20:29:18 BST (#)
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It's spelt Koala for fuck sake. Why can't anyone on this fucking site spell?
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LOL
oh sweet irony.
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My spelling and grammar are impeccable. You're the ditzy bitch who spells "queue" as "cue", therefore your comments are automatically invalidated.
Pipe down now, my little piglet
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ImPECCARYable.
heh.
Just knock the queue ball into the eight ball, Feely.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-30 18:11:47 EDT (#)
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random pig punching auto +2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:18:36 EDT (#)
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Face punching is fun though.
Submitted by barnaclebill (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:17:49 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 koala punching goodness!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79tMMFja-Fw
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:01:51 EDT (#)
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I don't think I rated this yet.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:00:40 EDT (#)
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no1hasdis . . . ?
No one has this. That is what you were looking for.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:51:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:31:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 20:29:18 BST (#)
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It's spelt Koala for fuck sake. Why can't anyone on this fucking site spell?
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LOL
oh sweet irony.
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My spelling and grammar are impeccable. You're the ditzy bitch who spells "queue" as "cue", therefore your comments are automatically invalidated.
Pipe down now, my little piglet
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:50:36 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:40:51 EDT (#)
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you mean i punched all those pigs for nothing??? damn..
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:33:59 EDT (#)
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"It seems swine have little to nothing to do with contracting the virus and random pig punchings are up some 30,000 percent since the illness started."
Auto +2 pig punching.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:31:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 20:29:18 BST (#)
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It's spelt Koala for fuck sake. Why can't anyone on this fucking site spell?
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LOL
oh sweet irony.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:29:18 EDT (#)
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It's spelt Koala for fuck sake. Why can't anyone on this fucking site spell?
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:26:50 EDT (#)
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Koala picture for two.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:26:47 EDT (#)
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Ahm finna put some swine on the smoker right now. Ribs. Yummy yummy ribs. Call 'em snuggly pink mudpuppies if you want, they'll still end up having lived their entire lives expressly for the purpose of dying and getting cut to bits in order to make up part of one day's sustainance for me and mine.
I'm top of the food chain badass like that.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:17:00 EDT (#)
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I hear Peta, much like with their "Fish should be called Sea-Kittens" compaign want to outlaw the use of the word "Swine"
We are now in the middle of a "Hoofed Puppy" Flu epidemic.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:12:09 EDT (#)
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Qantas never crashed.