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SPT: Masturbation just got a little harder (Pun NOT intended) (520 hits)

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Rating: 0.15 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by dangerdude (View user info) at 2009-05-01 00:43:13 EDT


Just to close out the last 20 minutes of shit post Thursday.
I was not doing my homework and talking to this average-looking but kinda slutty friend of mine on AIM. I was also cruising facebook when this popped up. Totally killed my boner.

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Submitted by zajebisty (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dear god i laughed so hard at that pic i nearly shit myself.

Submitted by captainrads (user info) at 2009-05-01 20:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks for the nightmares, jackass.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-01 15:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, she looks happy.

http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=403

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-01 15:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Hypnotard.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-01 11:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-01 08:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm seriously all for weeding out the retards, fat, and socially inept from society.


So am I, as long as we start with their king...you.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-01 10:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Heh.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-01 10:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'd hit it.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-01 08:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm seriously all for weeding out the retards, fat, and socially inept from society.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-01 07:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-01 04:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why do religious nuts put their spawn through that torture. It is sick. The poor little freak-o. Case for abortion up there.



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Nuh-huh man. Every life is special, and if she is in pain it's probably because god wants to teach her a lesson or something. Either that or sins committed in the womb.

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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-01 04:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why do religious nuts put their spawn through that torture. It is sick. The poor little freak-o. Case for abortion up there.



Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-01 02:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hot

Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-05-01 01:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Camwhore? bitch please!

plus the chick on the right is kinda foxy so it hasn't lost all of it's spankworthyness. Is that why you're gonna be up all night?

Submitted by Rowsdower (user info) at 2009-05-01 00:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 because this camwhore is going to keep me up all night

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-01 00:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

PASS THE EYE BLEACH, PLEASE


Pfft. Now you tell me.

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