I woke up to a pleasant sound just now. (a haiku) (588 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.72 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by dangerdude (View user info) at 2009-05-02 02:03:14 EDT
soft moans from the wall
Furniture gently trembles
Mental image burns.
Its the same one as before. http://www.ubersite.com/m/121753
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-04 10:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
if you had just capitalized that 'soft' this would have probably been a +2
:(
okay, not really
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-05-04 10:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Content, Asswipe.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-05-02 22:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You got me.
I was gonna do the subwoofer thing earlier today but they stopped after 5 minutes. I think roomie's losing his touch.
That, or they found my nanny cam.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-02 19:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
And by burns you mean chafes.
perv.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-02 19:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2009-05-02 12:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read your haiku, but im not -2ing you because of that. i'll let haikumikoo be the judge of the jap poems.
no, i'm -2in gyou because i clicked the link, and the other post was all about how some girl comes into your house, screws her lanky boyfriend, then leaves. also, from what i read, she's messy and doesn't pay rent.
i don't know what kind of house you run, but if you're too much of a pussy to tell a women to not come over have sex and make a mess in your house then you're too much of a pussy to deserve a positive rating.
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Not being rude, but haikumokoo knows jack shit about ANY kind of poetry. Ask Orgasmatron.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2009-05-02 12:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Place a medium sized sub woofer (10"-12") mounted directly to and facing a wall or ceiling, whichever is directly contiguous with the room they are in.
Apply Disney music collection.
Lock room, leave house.
Rinse, Repeat if desired.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2009-05-02 12:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read your haiku, but im not -2ing you because of that. i'll let haikumikoo be the judge of the jap poems.
no, i'm -2in gyou because i clicked the link, and the other post was all about how some girl comes into your house, screws her lanky boyfriend, then leaves. also, from what i read, she's messy and doesn't pay rent.
i don't know what kind of house you run, but if you're too much of a pussy to tell a women to not come over have sex and make a mess in your house then you're too much of a pussy to deserve a positive rating.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-05-02 08:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Dude, you need to turn a porn WAY THE FUCK UP next they start with that shit.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-02 07:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cause that link is one of my favorite posts on Uber and thi is a continuation of that, So goddamn funny.
and get yourself some fucking noise cancelling headphones.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-02 06:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
graboid
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-02 04:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dude
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-05-02 02:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my utmost sympathies, man