I finally get it! (987 hits)
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Submitted by Squirrelly Girl (View user info) at 2009-05-04 11:58:31 EDT
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
In other words, the longer you wait to take vengeance on someone who wronged you the better it will be... the "Dish" (revenge) gets "Cold" the longer you leave it out (or, rather, wait).
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TELL ME THAT'S WHAT IT MEANT?!?!
On a side note, I am stoned off my ass. No applause necessary. Will update you on that more once things stop seeming so significant.
I'm going to eat another box of Pop Tarts now.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-10 18:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
kids today....
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-05-07 11:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-05-04 15:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pop Tarts = Ghetto Cookies
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A perfect combination with Grape soda
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
S'mores pop tarts FTW.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-05-06 14:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you are happy and you know it clap your hands and all that SG.
this on the other hand....
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-04 14:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Also, what's with the butterflies below your Pop Tarts?
And, how are you feeling? I'm glad you smoked...let me know if you ever need me to hook you up; I'd truly be glad to do it pro bono since you're sickly. :)
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Now I don't give a monkies what people do behind their doors, or even in their gardens, but for the love of God don't push drugs on uber. Don't even offer it to very sickly people. I'm sure this was meant in a friendly, I'mjusttyringtobehelpful kind of way, but if you're going to make an offer like that, send the girl an email Sage. It's one thing annoucing it all over the place that you smoke, no one really cares about that. It's looked at a bit differently if you are intending to supply. I'm not trying to bring on a row, I just think you need to look at that from a different point of view.....Say Barts.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-05-06 00:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When I was in third grade, my teacher went around the room and asked all the kids what they had for breakfast. Everybody had really healthy stuff, except me. I had a Pop Tart. She yelled at me and went on a rant about how kids these days eat junk.
Fuck that fugly lesbo.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-05-05 21:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where i live, we don't get pop tarts. So this picture is of no significance to me or my life...
Sad and sorry, 'cos they look fuckin' mean.
Ever hot boxed a car, then streaked around a block of shops then accidently clipped and bent a stop sign in half in a misserable attempt to escape?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-05 15:35:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-05-05 14:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
pick a random word and then say it over and over again until it loses all meaning and seems like a made up word.
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you dont need to be high for that.
try it sober...same effect.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-05-05 14:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
pick a random word and then say it over and over again until it loses all meaning and seems like a made up word.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2009-05-05 12:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No, you don't finally get it. The "cold" in "Revenge is a dish best served cold" means "without sympathy". As in "cold hearted". This concludes the lesson, children. Good day.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-05 11:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's just you so my advice to you would be as follows:
A) Shut the fuck up
2) Immediately
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-05-05 08:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think eating my dick would be more fulfilling - for you - than eating a goddamn Poptart.
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Maybe it's just me, but isn't he starting to sound like a broken record?^^^
P.S. Marijuana = Auto -2
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-05-05 05:32:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-05 02:09:41 EDT (#)
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Actually, I always thought 'revenge is a dish best served cold meant' you should wait for the heat of your anger to subside before you take any revenge - usually meaning none is taken at all. Rather than do something you may regret in the heat of the moment.
Revenge is for the weak and nasty and bitter.
Or dumb kids.
Well put Orphelia.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-05 03:12:41 EDT (#)
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Glad to hear that medical marijuana is working out for you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-05 02:09:41 EDT (#)
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Actually, I always thought 'revenge is a dish best served cold meant' you should wait for the heat of your anger to subside before you take any revenge - usually meaning none is taken at all. Rather than do something you may regret in the heat of the moment.
Revenge is for the weak and nasty and bitter.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-05 01:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have never eated a pop tart. It looks like good stoned food but.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-04 23:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit. When you wait until your anger has died down, you can think more clearly and exact a better revenge. Plus, if you wait long enough, the asshole will have forgotten about you, and the revenge will seem to come out of the blue. Sheesh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-04 20:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think eating my dick would be more fulfilling - for you - than eating a goddamn Poptart.
Submitted by JnBCW (user info) at 2009-05-04 17:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It's always been my understanding that revenge is a dish best served without a tip.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-04 16:33:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-04 11:53:42 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLLP1Wtrg0U
Stop around 4:00.
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Good one! I subscribed to the channel.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-04 16:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great photo.
Concerning revenge. It is counter-productive.
Life is too short to use up time on remaining pissed at people, much less planning revenge on them.
They piss you off?
mem
Leave them behind.
Let your heart not be angry. It is not good for YOU.
ps
I have never eaten Pop-Tarts, but you have made them look and sound so attractive, I shall try them.
Thank you?
heh
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-04 16:20:55 EDT (#)
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glad to help rhymen
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-05-04 16:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-04 16:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
most poptarts taste like chemical flavored cardboard
EXCEPT the chocolate ones warmed and crumbled into vanilla ice cream like a blizzard!..
yummy in the summer.
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That just gave me an orgasm.
I will be creating that concoction and adding chocolate syrup, M&Ms, Thin Mints, and maybe Marshmallow topping.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-04 16:08:03 EDT (#)
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most poptarts taste like chemical flavored cardboard
EXCEPT the chocolate ones warmed and crumbled into vanilla ice cream like a blizzard!..
yummy in the summer.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-05-04 16:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
S'mores pop tarts are my favorite thing ever. Well, thats a gross exaggeration...but they are amazing. I also love how there's like 250 calories in each pastry. I also also love the directions on the side of the box.
I also think the "revenge" quote is more about serving up your revenge with a cold heart, with no remorse for the victim, no care for the consequences, and no human emotions attached.
Submitted by Lio (user info) at 2009-05-04 15:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
S'mores over strawberry? How could you? You should be ashamed.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-05-04 15:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pop Tarts = Ghetto Cookies
Submitted by paranoiadestroya (user info) at 2009-05-04 15:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
needs more applesauce
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-04 14:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLLP1Wtrg0U
Stop around 4:00.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-04 14:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Also, what's with the butterflies below your Pop Tarts?
And, how are you feeling? I'm glad you smoked...let me know if you ever need me to hook you up; I'd truly be glad to do it pro bono since you're sickly. :)
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-04 14:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I disagree, below.
I like mine nearly burnt.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-04 13:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pop Tarts are a dish best served cold.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-05-04 13:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
menos dos porque amo espanol!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-04 13:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could at least try to eat the good pop-tarts. (strawberry)
You'd do better with Toaster Strudel, though.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
phoned in, trite, overused, generic.
it lacks élan... that je ne sais quoi that GOOD reviews have.
it's no wonder you use sico-speak.
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I dont have the inclination to argue.
lets just say Sgthartman = Failz @ teh Ubersitez
Fatty.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is... is sico writing your reviews now?
i think we have enough of the 'incomprehensible gibberish spouting baboon' type around here.
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HAH ok lets try...
Fuck off scourge.
cock smoker.
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phoned in, trite, overused, generic.
it lacks élan... that je ne sais quoi that GOOD reviews have.
it's no wonder you use sico-speak.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm saying this once.
PopTarts are TOASTER pastries.
toster like from the toster, like hot.
I will have no room-temperature pop tart eaters here.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
lol @ scourge.
Post fucking sucked.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is... is sico writing your reviews now?
i think we have enough of the 'incomprehensible gibberish spouting baboon' type around here.
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HAH ok lets try...
Fuck off scourge.
cock smoker.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Revenge is a dish best served cold. - suggesting that emotional detachment and planning ("cold blooded") are best for taking revenge.
The earliest well-known example of this proverb in print appears as "La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid" in the novel Les Liaisons Dangereuses (1782) by Pierre Choderlos de Laclos. (Dangerous Liaisons)
The saying exists in many cultures, including Sicilian, Spanish and Pashtun, making its ultimate origin difficult to determine. The modern English wording is attributed to Dorothy Parker. In Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (and, in reference, Kill Bill) it is said to be a Klingon proverb and was quoted by Khan Noonian Singh. In comic books it is often associated with Batman's enemy Mr. Freeze."
That was the first result.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is... is sico writing your reviews now?
i think we have enough of the 'incomprehensible gibberish spouting baboon' type around here.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i think what sgthartman meant to say was, '+2 for having a vagina'
he gets a tad excited and makes those mistakes sometimes.
shit post, btw.
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Normally that IS what I mean.
But not this time, near sighted pap-smear analyzer.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:11:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i think what sgthartman meant to say was, '+2 for having a vagina'
he gets a tad excited and makes those mistakes sometimes.
shit post, btw.
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I TOTALLY brought you some fucking awesome wisdom! Shit dude...
Where the HELL did I put the remote?
You took it out of spite, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!?!?!?!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
S'mores Pop Tarts are the best ever. Second best is unfrosted Blueberry.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i think what sgthartman meant to say was, '+2 for having a vagina'
he gets a tad excited and makes those mistakes sometimes.
shit post, btw.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-04 12:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont think thats what it means SG
but +2 for having an appetite on chemo.
BTW, next chance you get switch to strawberry toaster strudels, you will thank me later.