Funniest -2's (1263 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.48 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tartpumper (View user info) at 2003-10-15 11:32:08 EDT
We havent had a good one of these for ages and bored as fuck so I thought I would take it upon myself to make one. I havent followed the same rules as Rizzo. My one rule is if it makes me laugh, its here.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-14 18:32:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
my fingers rotted off from frostbite, your post is more painful than that.
i type with my other hand, don't ask now bizzlesnitch
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Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:06:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
man you are just a steaming pile of verbal diarrhea.
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Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-14 18:58:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
I just looked at this and felt my bowels loosen.
Please hold your head under water for 25 minutes.
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-10-14 19:49:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Gimme an R.
Gimme an E.
Gimme a T.
Gimme an A.
Gimme another R.
Gimme a D.
Whaddya Get?
RETARD.
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Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-14 18:54:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
I pooped this mroning.
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Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-10-14 20:02:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? BELIEVE ME IF WE COULD BEAT YOU UP AND TAKE YOUR LUNCH MONEY OVER THE INTERNET, WE WOULD. UNFORTUNATELY, ONLY YOUR SCHOOLMATES GET TO HAVE THAT PLEASURE.
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Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-14 21:43:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit, shit, and did I mention that this was shit.
SHIT!
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Submitted by Squidget (user info) at 2003-10-14 22:40:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's delusional. Dood. You're a moron. Go back to being a Muslim Fundamentalist you chauvanistic wanking monkeyfucker.
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Submitted by Petruchio (user info) at 2003-10-14 23:19:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'v done an IP scan on your e-mail address, and traced it back to your house. I'm going to break in while you're sleeping, tie you up, and throw you in my trunk. I have a big double door closet: which I'm going to put eye-screws into each corner. I'm going to tie your hands and feet to their respectable corners and tighten it all up so you're suspended just behind the doors, and just off the ground. I'll put a thick plastic tube down your throught so you can still breathe, but not scream. You'll also have an IV into your arm so you don't die of dehydration. Every night when I get home I'm going to take off a piece of your clothing, and hang it on the door for you to look at during the day. When you're completely naked I'll take pictures of you to post on Ubersite, for everyone to laugh at. When you're on the brink of death, I'll put you in a small wooden box and bury you 5 feet underground: you're not good enough for me to dig all 6 feet.
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-14 23:26:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I use uber to better my grammer and expand my personality a little bit, not to hear dum fucks like you post supid shit."
How about using a noose to better the world?
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-10-14 23:14:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
i hope you get run over by a tractor.
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-10-14 23:28:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post really licked a bum's ass.
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-14 23:32:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone hates you. Just end it all. Don't be afraid. End it all.
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Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-14 23:42:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
It astounds me that people this stupid have the ability to even find the internet.
Did someone turn the computer on for you?
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Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-14 23:42:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
then cut some cool celtic designs into your 'hawk... yeah. then pee on yourself...
go jump off a ocndo.
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-15 06:16:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope somebody accidently spills a large cup of hot coffee on your face.
Twat
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-14 09:36:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
A lot.
You're a moron.
I haven't seen this much stupidity in a long long time. You would do well in a comet-worshipping, suicide-driven cult.
You obviously have no shame, because if you did, you'd be thoroughly embarrassed by this post.
I suggest you put this crap away for a few more years. On second thought, retire it permanently.
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Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-14 04:51:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Thats very gay, though a mughty fine engorged rodney, a rodney to make even the heartiest of biffs quake in their pube jacket.
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-10-14 17:17:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
sperm guzzler.
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Submitted by LuminescentCosmo (user info) at 2003-10-13 14:52:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid barely begins to describe. I would like to hear your ribs and vertebra shatter. Perhaps from a sledge hammer?
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Submitted by daidoji (user info) at 2003-10-13 13:19:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think many people will agree when i say.
FUCKING IDIOT
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Submitted by MickGinny at 2003-10-14 20:41:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
I am gay and I did not write this. I am the real MickGinny and this is an imposter.
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Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-10-13 17:34:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
I could of pulled a better article out of maddox's ass
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-13 17:05:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone hates you.
SUICIDE NOW
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2003-10-14 08:15:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get herpes.
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Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2003-10-13 18:51:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
if you were my sister, my dad would take you out back and shoot you.
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Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-13 11:32:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
this one smells fishy.
like that birds haddock when you flicked it hahahahahahahahahaahah
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-13 08:46:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome to Sadsville. Population : You.
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Submitted by TheMAN22 (user info) at 2003-10-13 08:46:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking garbage dickwad
Go fuck your mom at least that'd keep you from posting
bitch.
Did I mention you should DIE?
No??? oh ok then
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You thought I wasn't gonna do it
But....
You should DIE!!!!!
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-13 08:26:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Please tell me she blew your brains out with a gun. Please. This is the worst thing to come out of Europe since foot and mouth disease.
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Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-10-13 09:45:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm going to print your post just so i can wipe my ass with it
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-13 06:32:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Posting thought-out, well written works is a lot more prestigious than posting the anal leakage you just spewed. Go create a new strain of syphilis by having sex with monkeys. Then die of it. You are what happens when a midget leper with herpes jacks off into a pool of spawning guppies.
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-10-13 20:30:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
*sigh*
Maybe if we poke it with a stick, it will get scared and run away...
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Submitted by GRiM_PeePeR (user info) at 2003-10-13 05:16:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Survey says...
You are a 30 year old homosexual male in desparate need of attention, so you:
A: Post a pic of a semi nude woman to attract unsuspecting hetero men into your death grip
B: Commit suicide.
Looks like he went with... A
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Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-10-13 00:50:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay cunt.
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-10-13 00:25:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
do the right thing and committ suicide.
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-10-12 21:21:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's see an .mpg of you getting ass raped by a biker.
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-10-12 03:34:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
You fall down a lot, don't you?
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Submitted by MickGinny at 2003-10-12 00:51:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
I shaved my pube hair and now have little raised bumps around my ballsack.
And I'm still gay.
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Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2003-11-13 08:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is by far the funniest
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-14 18:58:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
I just looked at this and felt my bowels loosen.
Please hold your head under water for 25 minutes.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-10-30 12:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1065206042615529362
This was as funny as hell, but HEY! I posted a LONG "Uber WTF" page just 26 short days ago, and as I was the originator of this concept, I need you to bow down, suck my big toe, and give me a little mention. :-)
Tart - thanks for making this, it's a lot of fun having the great/viscous comments all on one post to enjoy.
However - I also noticed that you included one of your own "-2" comments. I don't know.... ahhh OK still I'll give ya +2
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"i'm going to print your post just so i can wipe my ass with it" - made me laugh out loud El_guapo.
Loren
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-10-16 22:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow. I got a mention and everything!
Shucks.
Submitted by Tastytaste (user info) at 2003-10-16 15:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a new one that I just can't laughing at.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2003-10-15 15:14:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-16 05:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"""Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-10-15 20:33:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
They only cover 3 days worth of posts. It's been so long since the last one you should have gone back weeks in the search for the finest minus 2's.
Yeah, just listen to me telling you what you should do in your spare time, for I have no authority over you whatsoever. I rule"""
PAS : You do indeed rule.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 04:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mines the funniest. *head swells to massive proportions*
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-10-16 04:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol, I've written much funnier replies than the one of mine you have selected. But I'm honoured (albeit only slightly) nonetheless.
Submitted by GRiM_PeePeR (user info) at 2003-10-16 04:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe... I didn't think mine was supposed to be funny...
I was serious about that guy.
What a whack job.
Submitted by joulietta at 2003-10-15 21:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-10-15 20:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, i'm on the top of the list!
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-10-15 20:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-10-15 20:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
They only cover 3 days worth of posts. It's been so long since the last one you should have gone back weeks in the search for the finest minus 2's.
Yeah, just listen to me telling you what you should do in your spare time, for I have no authority over you whatsoever. I rule.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2003-10-15 20:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't think my comment was that good actaully.
Submitted by TheMAN22 (user info) at 2003-10-15 17:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet I made the list.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-15 17:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray! I'm on it 4 times!
Submitted by Yes at 2003-10-15 17:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
these are cool. wow, im on it a few times.
damn i'm a clever fucker...
and so humble too!
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-10-15 16:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing like a refreshingly new "Funny -2's" post. I love these no matter what. They are the epitomy of hilarity.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-15 15:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-15 12:21:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually Hadooken I remember I found a really good one by you but you gave it a -1. And you know what that means.
That I will be on the list of best minus ones?????
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-10-15 14:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These lists are awesome.
-I too am surprised to see no Hadooken.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-10-15 14:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is proof that nobody likes me.
-Tom
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-10-15 13:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Squidget (user info) at 2003-10-15 13:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My nickname comes from Squirt and Midget.
Because I'm so short. They thought it'd be funny. Also I have "monkeywobbler" as a nickname.
Because I wobble monkeys. In case it wasn't obvious =)
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-10-15 12:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love these because somehow I always make it on the list. Someone should just do funniest comments though, because there are many other comments that are as funny if not more that don't have a -2 rating.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-15 12:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually Hadooken I remember I found a really good one by you but you gave it a -1. And you know what that means.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2003-10-15 12:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-10-15 12:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you kidding? a minus 2 list without me! I am a minus 2 artist.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-15 12:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by distressedjester (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny.
Squidget, would your name happen to mean squishy midget?
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA... this is great
Submitted by Squidget (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe. I'm on there. I'm honoured. *puts hand on heart and sings the Uber anthem*
Submitted by bonus (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, that was great.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad. I liked Firefly, Guapo, and Manfre on this one.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-10-15 11:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality.