Another One of Life's Lessons Learned the Hard Way (626 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.38 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <suburbanator350.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-05-07 02:20:30 EDT
I love the fact that my gorgeous, sexy girlfriend is the same height as me. All the parts line up, it's easier to stare into her lovely hazel eyes, and when we go to kiss, there's no akward aiming, just a straight shot.
I like to pick her up. I squat down a bit, wrap my arm under her glorious little ass and pick her straight up. This puts her magnificent breasts in line with my face.
And puts her head in line with the celing fan.
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Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2009-05-11 14:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NERTZ!
I'm usually good about proof reading my stuff before posting.
Thank you Mr. X.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-10 19:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ceiling fan
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2009-05-08 00:56:38 EDT (#)
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It doesn't bother me one bit that she is taller than I am while she's in heels. She rarely wears heels as it is, but any guy who feels like less of a man because his lady is taller than him deserves to feel like a small man. Get over it.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-07 22:51:16 EDT (#)
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Haha, I am 5'5 and my man is 6' when we were first together I always wore heels and then flats came into fashion and I realised that he is really tall. Being short makes me feel like less of a man.
I feel your pain.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-05-07 20:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Same scenario with me, i have that perfect girlfriend... She can be a bitch to me sometimes though, and it's plain annoying....
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-07 16:53:30 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What happens when she wears heels and you go out? Does it make you feel like less of a man?
-I can answer that... YES! My mrs. wore heels before we went to a party last week, and took some photos with me... It pissed me right off.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-07 19:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What happens when she wears heels and you go out? Does it make you feel like less of a man?
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-05-07 13:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-05-07 12:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pics or it didn't happen.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-07 11:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:54:31 EDT (#)
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Red got you a +1
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Crown 'em with a ceiling fan. That's one way to stop the zombie apocalyse in your living room, I guess.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2009-05-07 07:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope she did not get punctured and deflate!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Old.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It happens.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-05-07 07:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fully expected this to suck ass until that last line.
you got me good, you fucker!!!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2009-05-07 07:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope she did not get punctured and deflate!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-07 07:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by MustardMan (user info) at 2009-05-07 06:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's awsome
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-05-07 03:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's greatttttttt
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2009-05-07 03:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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