SPT: Uberers still make me laugh (1121 hits)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (View user info) at 2009-05-07 08:04:15 EDT
It's great to know that this place can still make me laugh even though the LOLZ are fewer and farther between since the site has slowed down to a crawl.
There are plenty more but I can't be bothered to try to track them down. If you didn't make the list i'm sure you're still hilarious maybe you will make the next one...try harder.
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Wash DC area uberers - June 4th 2009 (328 hits)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-05 15:26:12 EDT (#)
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Seriously dude, is this tonight? A week from now? A month?
Let me know.
(note: he was serious folks)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:06:46 EDT (#)
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Astrology is NOTHING like Astronomy! If you ever say something like that again, I'll headbutt you into a coma.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 09:39:26 CDT (#)
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psychology is a science cuz my shrink knew i wanted to fuck my mom before i even told him!
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Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-07 04:07:15 EDT (#)
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Make no mistake. I am a wanker.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-06 09:43:29 EDT (#)
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good luck, I feel you are in for a rough ride, like the first time you had anal, with a man, and pitched
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-19 16:18:35 EDT (#)
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gynecomastia is no laughing matter! i didn't ask for these titties!
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-30 17:05:25 EDT (#)
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First you had a rage gun, then rage knife, but now you've got nothing.
Howzabout a rage cannon, or maybe a rage-taser, or even a rage-pillow for smothering. A rage-hammer! A rage-hammer, that's the thing right there! Add a couple rage-wrenches and a rage-screwdriver or three and you can make a rage-robot to rage across the countryside destroying everything it sees with it's rage-eyes! It can have rage-vision! Rage-fu Grip! It'll do the rage-stomp! Yes! Awesome
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:23:54 EDT (#)
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I chased a fat bastard in a motorized wheelchair down the sidewalk with a shovel full of dogshit
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:44:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-01 18:36:13 EDT (#)
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dick sucking has no effect on manliness, jack.
>SCREEEETCH<
wat?
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-19 07:37:09 EDT (#)
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Well this has put me right off my breakfast.
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-12-11 13:28:07 EST (#)
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The best part is that all of this drama has a giant pair of balls dangling over it!
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-24 16:38:14 EDT (#)
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I am a fatass because I love booze
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-05-05 18:44:38 EDT (#)
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How long did it take you to vaporize from exposure after your wife took your picture, you ginger freak?
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2009-05-06 16:35:48 EDT (#)
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I work out at the same gym as FATMANPK, he knows his stuff. Coincidentally, he knows the best locations to find 10 year old boys alone, but I don't hold it against him.
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-11 12:11:11 EST (#)
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I've been traumatized by flesh.
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-19 08:06:06 EDT (#)
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my nipples are not that hairy.
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-14 11:16:32 EDT (#)
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Hey, thanks for the cheap shot. I hadn't cut myself yet today but you sent me over the edge.
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-06 20:08:47 EDT (#)
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ROFL! Admit it mystia, you can't go five minutes without fantasizing about a thick, juicy, blue-veined, sway-backed throbber.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-01 05:07:10 EDT (#)
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I went out with a guy from iceland once - hi ragnar if you are reading call me let's meet up
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-24 21:06:41 EDT (#)
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All this food and calorie talk is very upsetting to me.
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Kaos-King 's post/ ghola's comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-04-28 13:26:21 EDT (#)
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so when i see fatties with tattoos i feel a bit disgusted.
i generally don't like fat people. they are gross.
(this wasn't to infer you are gross. i don't think you are gross.)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:20:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-30 16:18:27 EDT (#)
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-1 for not explaining the reference to Montreal.
*confused*
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that reply writes it's own jokes.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-11 18:37:20 EST (#)
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YAY BALLS
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:30:23 EDT (#)
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you should do a post about tits, ei.
well, maybe his mom has great tits.
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-14 15:24:08 EDT (#)
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I picture you as a 5yo ADD kid in a straightjacket trapped in a room with the letters of the alphabet on multicolored spots on the walls
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-30 09:37:11 EDT (#)
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welcome. you got nowhere to go but up from here.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:51:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-04-28 14:49:13 BST (#)
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FJ where's the balls pic you promised me, mister?!
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It would be a two part mail, they are huge.
bruise your ass something rotten.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-28 15:19:07 EDT (#)
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angry sex is good.
it reminds me of my father.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:43:31 EDT (#)
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listen up, squinty eyes, we all know you blew bart to get on b@w and i am currently petitioning to have both your posts removed from b@w on account of you having AIDS the gay sort too.
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-05-06 02:40:44 WST (#)
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Worst pain ever: pinching your wang under the toilet seat and sitting down on it.
It was an accident. Don't ask.
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-01 04:21:50 EDT (#)
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There's something sort of.. um.. goblinesque about you and your childrens looks. Now don't get me wrong, I don't mean you're all warty and gnarled and ugly, just slightly... odd. You look like something out of scandinavian folklore, trollmor with her 7 small children or something. I'm finding this difficult to convey.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-01 17:28:18 EDT (#)
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It's 11 children, now that I think about it. Trollmor has eleven children. She sings to them and ties them to each other with their tails.
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-03 22:11:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2009-05-03 15:21:23 EDT (#)
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Wait, you're that Sully? Holy shit man how have you been?
What ever happened to you after that Wal-mart incident? we never heard from you again.
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I spent 18 months in a maximum security prison before escaping. Turns out murder is illegal or something.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-29 06:38:12 EDT (#)
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you seem to have left cock off your list
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-01 16:13:36 EDT (#)
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MY DICK IS OUT
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(psst YOZZ..see i'm not the only one who talks of dick around here.)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-03-31 19:09:03 EDT (#)
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I guess I'd have a different POV if I'd had a guy's dick in my mouth at some point.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:04:56 EDT (#)
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jesus titty fucking christ, A mystiamoon and Orphelia doubleteam?
The thread has become nuttier than the National Gonad Expo.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:21:02 EDT (#)
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I would probably fuck Mystia. If only for the added thrill of wondering whether or not I would actually wake up the next day.
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-05-06 17:56:17 EDT (#)
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Grow a pair - tell your "nanna" to go fuck herself.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-05 15:16:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-05 13:39:43 EDT (#)
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since when do you not hate everything that has fat Americans in it somewhere?
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i'm on ubersite talking with you aren't i?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:04:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:46:21 EDT (#)
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Holy shit I made a list!!!!!
You've made TWO lists, actually.
You're also on my SHIT LIST for being a stupid fucking cunthole.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
post coital sleep works well for dogs.
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And finally <drumroll please>
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:26:13 EDT (#)
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Are these all ppl on this site? None of them are real are they?
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And now a picture for your enjoyment.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:39:27 EDT (#)
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I stole that previous joke from a film by the way.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-05-11 19:27:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-10 17:25:19 EDT (#)
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nurrrrrrr
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-05-09 17:22:21 EDT (#)
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+1 Namedrop.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 04:19:14 EDT (#)
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I gave all my kids to madonna
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Shoulda sold them to her instead, I hear she pays well.
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-05-09 08:15:26 EDT (#)
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Garbage. Hiel Hitler!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-09 07:57:46 EDT (#)
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actually. scratch that. You're a cunt.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-05-09 06:11:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:49:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:43:55 EDT (#)
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I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<runs away to pull out my hair and cut myself, again>
for some reason that happenes everytime i'm back for about a week
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I actually genuinely laughed at this.
But you have to admit, it's kind of good to have the old enmity back though right?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:43:55 EDT (#)
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I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<runs away to pull out my hair and cut myself, again>
for some reason that happenes everytime i'm back for about a week
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UGH dude
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:39:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:36:02 EDT (#)
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everybody wants to bang a mad woman.
me included.
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Ladies are happy before I bang them.
They dont get mad until after...
:*(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:36:02 EDT (#)
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everybody wants to bang a mad woman.
me included.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:29:58 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:19:39 EDT (#)
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obviously spam wants to fuck mystia
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I have never denied this.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:29:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:26:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:02:24 EDT (#)
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P.s Spam i'm perfectly fine with you not liking me
The difference between us is I leave the people i don't like alone, Do you see me on any of your recent posts dropping cheap shots?(not saying that you did that here so chill)
Do you see me on other people's posts like orph's calling out your convos and calling you crazy everywhere when you werent even talking to me or about me? nope.
so keep saying i'm a crazy loser or whatever you think but "I" already know you feel that way and you constantly needing to remind me, and anyone else reading this, when i'm perfectly civil to you says more about you than me, hun.
The only times i have even addressed you on this site is when you take shots at me or jump into MY conversations with others. You made me laugh at first, hence your quotes in this post of mine , but now you're starting to get a bit mean so i'll just ignore you from now on even when you pick at me, ok?
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SPAM GETS REAMED* FILM AT 11:00!!
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Possibly Bubba, were there much truth in what she wrote. LOVE the 'innocent martyr' defense though. Bravo.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:26:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:02:24 EDT (#)
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P.s Spam i'm perfectly fine with you not liking me
The difference between us is I leave the people i don't like alone, Do you see me on any of your recent posts dropping cheap shots?(not saying that you did that here so chill)
Do you see me on other people's posts like orph's calling out your convos and calling you crazy everywhere when you werent even talking to me or about me? nope.
so keep saying i'm a crazy loser or whatever you think but "I" already know you feel that way and you constantly needing to remind me, and anyone else reading this, when i'm perfectly civil to you says more about you than me, hun.
The only times i have even addressed you on this site is when you take shots at me or jump into MY conversations with others. You made me laugh at first, hence your quotes in this post of mine , but now you're starting to get a bit mean so i'll just ignore you from now on even when you pick at me, ok?
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SPAM GETS REAMED* FILM AT 11:00!!
* and deservedly so for being a pretentious, holier-than-thou, condescending twat with delusions of adequacy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:19:39 EDT (#)
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obviously spam wants to fuck mystia
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:15:36 EDT (#)
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You are fucking delusional I swear.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:06:56 EDT (#)
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Sully:
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-03 22:11:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2009-05-03 15:21:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-03 10:47:09 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the effort. And Jim and Shawn's moms ARE easy.
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Wait, you're that Sully? Holy shit man how have you been?
What ever happened to you after that Wal-mart incident? we never heard from you again.
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I spent 18 months in a maximum security prison before escaping. Turns out murder is illegal or something
How is that out of context? i left out the thing about strangers moms nobody knows but you guys but the part that was funny(your response) is in context.
OMG I HATE YOU ALL AND YOU ANAL RETENTIVE CRAP
just kidding xoxo
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:02:24 EDT (#)
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P.s Spam i'm perfectly fine with you not liking me
The difference between us is I leave the people i don't like alone, Do you see me on any of your recent posts dropping cheap shots?(not saying that you did that here so chill)
Do you see me on other people's posts like orph's calling out your convos and calling you crazy everywhere when you werent even talking to me or about me? nope.
so keep saying i'm a crazy loser or whatever you think but "I" already know you feel that way and you constantly needing to remind me, and anyone else reading this, when i'm perfectly civil to you says more about you than me, hun.
The only times i have even addressed you on this site is when you take shots at me or jump into MY conversations with others. You made me laugh at first, hence your quotes in this post of mine , but now you're starting to get a bit mean so i'll just ignore you from now on even when you pick at me, ok?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-08 10:58:32 EDT (#)
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Ugh, so out of context but I'll take the reference. It's the uber equivalent of an HJ, I hear.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-08 10:53:28 EDT (#)
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yes Mytsi. because THAT was the funny part.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 10:44:30 EDT (#)
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"'mangling' your name just to appear cool? Fucking LOL. Newsflash Mytsi"
LOL
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:42:40 EDT (#)
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Jesus. Calm the fuck down woman. I was semi joking anyway but yeah, you misquoted (or rather, edited to change the context).
Here are the two quotes reposted in full.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:21:02 EDT (#)
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I would probably fuck Mysita. If only for the added thrill of wondering whether or not I would actually wake up the next day. It'd be like a cross between Basic Instinct and finding Nemo.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-28 09:04:56 EDT (#)
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jesus titty fucking christ, A mysitamoon and Orphelia doubleteam? Twice the crazy: same affordable price.
The thread has become nuttier than the National Gonad Expo.
'mangling' your name just to appear cool? Fucking LOL. Newsflash Mytsi: This is a dying website for geeks with delusions of literacy to get in touch with their inner emo anonomously. NOTHING ANYBODY ever did here could be considered cool.
I just don't like you.
Sorry.
I find you irritating.
That is all.
I'm not pandering to opinion, or jumping on any bandwagon, or trying to show off or anything like that, it's just that sometimes in this world, you'll come across people that, based on their own judgements of how they perceive you as a person, just DON'T LIKE YOU. I'm sorry to say that its just something you're going to have to deal with in life but do realise that if you try and explain it away with comments like 'following the heard' or '...is just a jealous troll' or somesuch, you look a little insecure.
Just accept that I don't like you based on my own judgements and move on with your life.
To give you an example, I'm sure you think I'm a cunt. Now for me I could try and explain it away by saying something like 'you're just saying that because you're crazy' or 'you take this all too seriously' etc etc, but instead I realise and accept that you think I'm a cunt simply because thats how you've perceived me, you don't like me. That's cool though. I'm secure enough in this world to deal with the fact that there is one person behind a keyboard on the other side of the planet who just doesn't like me based on her own opinions.
But are You?
Or do you think that everybody should think you're amazing in every way and if they stress that they don't then they are obviously lying and only saying that to look cool to everybody else because there couldn't POSSIBLY be ANYTHING about you that rubs people up the wrong way, not at all, because you are perfect and everybody should love you.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:31:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:28:51 EDT (#)
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Awesome, I cant wait to kick an old lady for the first time EVAR.
you better not have meant me, fucker
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OF course not!
grasshoppa cannot fight masta,
masta kick grasshoppa ass.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:28:51 EDT (#)
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Awesome, I cant wait to kick an old lady for the first time EVAR.
you better not have meant me, fucker
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:22:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 22:14:30 EDT (#)
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I have reconsidered your request and my new answer is:
Sure, clear your schedule for the next 2 weeks.
I'll pick you up at the airport tomorrow.
2 weeks with me will inspire you to heights of RAGE and assholeness you can't even imagine.
I have that effect on people
P.s.
NO REFUNDS
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Awesome, I cant wait to kick an old lady for the first time EVAR.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:18:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-08 07:15:49 EDT (#)
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for misquoting me.
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wtf? i did not i only corrected your mispelling of my name, everything else is exactly what you said..
i forgot your mangling of my name is your trademark "cool" thing that makes you feel special and funny.
dick.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-08 07:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for misquoting me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 04:19:14 EDT (#)
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I gave all my kids to madonna
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-08 04:09:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 06:20:59 BST (#)
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pay attention now, ei, this may tax your one braincell.
the comment mystia posted under your name was actually my comment. about ragnar/iceland.
you followed it with a quip about alexis from sainsburys who smells of fish which was funny.
mystia says she doctored it thoughas it was funnier this way.
a ~~~ denotes i am now talking about something else
ie missing triangle_man
that is all
now put your brain cell back to bed i can smell burnt meat
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wow, ummm calm down thar mummy
you must be worn out
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:22:08 EDT (#)
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HEY MYSTIA! it's just me and you logged on, how about we take over Uber?!
Overthrow Barty!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:20:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-07 13:15:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-07 13:35:41 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-01 05:07:10 EDT (#)
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I went out with a guy from iceland once - hi ragnar if you are reading call me let's meet up
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That was me, it's his follow up that was funny.
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I fucking love triangle_man, I miss him loads, I often think of emailing him to see where he is etc but how weird is that emailing 'hey random person from the internet, I haven't seen you on a website you used to frequent in sometime, I don't know you, have never met you, probably never will but hey man, are you ok?'
:(
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huh?? what was you? what follow up? what the hell has triangleman got to do with anything|
colour me confused
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pay attention now, ei, this may tax your one braincell.
the comment mystia posted under your name was actually my comment. about ragnar/iceland.
you followed it with a quip about alexis from sainsburys who smells of fish which was funny.
mystia says she doctored it thoughas it was funnier this way.
a ~~~ denotes i am now talking about something else
ie missing triangle_man
that is all
now put your brain cell back to bed i can smell burnt meat
you must be worn out
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-07 22:48:44 EDT (#)
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Good cos I am super lazy.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-07 22:35:55 EDT (#)
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Entertaining and squirrel = Auto +2!
heh
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 22:14:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:17:17 EDT (#)
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Well BIG MAN, your reviews are usually kind and therefore not funny.
:P
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ITS TRUE, GOD IN HEAVEN ITS ALL TRUE!!!
I NEED HELP! Mystia help me bring out my inner asshole!
and I dont mean "out" like prolapsed (as in Cauls asshole) I mean bring "forth" my inner bastard.
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I have reconsidered your request and my new answer is:
Sure, clear your schedule for the next 2 weeks.
I'll pick you up at the airport tomorrow.
2 weeks with me will inspire you to heights of RAGE and assholeness you can't even imagine.
I have that effect on people
P.s.
NO REFUNDS
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 22:12:29 EDT (#)
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tuts you make several appearances on volume 2
i'll probably post it monday
stay tuned
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-07 22:10:51 EDT (#)
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And what if I don't want to try harder huh?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2009-05-07 21:07:45 EDT (#)
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woo.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-05-07 19:38:45 EDT (#)
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Title: "Ubersite - The Best Of"
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-07 16:53:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-05-07 16:26:34 EDT (#)
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so what made you change your mind about posting? i'm not complaining, just wondering.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-07 16:06:15 EDT (#)
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Glad you appreciated that one.
It sure made me laugh.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-07 13:33:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-07 13:15:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-07 13:35:41 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-01 05:07:10 EDT (#)
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I went out with a guy from iceland once - hi ragnar if you are reading call me let's meet up
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That was me, it's his follow up that was funny.
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I fucking love triangle_man, I miss him loads, I often think of emailing him to see where he is etc but how weird is that emailing 'hey random person from the internet, I haven't seen you on a website you used to frequent in sometime, I don't know you, have never met you, probably never will but hey man, are you ok?'
:(
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huh?? what was you? what follow up? what the hell has triangleman got to do with anything|
colour me confused
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I'll color you black and blue. I'm about to e-mail you my fist to your face!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-07 13:15:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-07 13:35:41 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-01 05:07:10 EDT (#)
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I went out with a guy from iceland once - hi ragnar if you are reading call me let's meet up
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That was me, it's his follow up that was funny.
~~~
I fucking love triangle_man, I miss him loads, I often think of emailing him to see where he is etc but how weird is that emailing 'hey random person from the internet, I haven't seen you on a website you used to frequent in sometime, I don't know you, have never met you, probably never will but hey man, are you ok?'
:(
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huh?? what was you? what follow up? what the hell has triangleman got to do with anything|
colour me confused
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-05-07 12:59:37 EDT (#)
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I don't even remember making that comment.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2009-05-07 12:41:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-05-07 12:13:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-07 09:54:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:32:58 EDT (#)
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Caul is hilarious.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-05-07 12:13:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-07 09:54:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:32:58 EDT (#)
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Caul is hilarious.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-07 11:41:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:38:43 EDT (#)
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scourge makes comments so awesome they deserve their own post.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 10:41:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-05-07 10:01:38 EDT (#)
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. . . would have been a +2 if I made your list!
Well, be more laugh inducing.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-05-07 10:20:12 EDT (#)
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Nice compilation.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-07 10:02:19 EDT (#)
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I rarely make people laugh.
Until they see my white irish arse.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-05-07 10:01:38 EDT (#)
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. . . would have been a +2 if I made your list!
I once filled a pumpkin with the contents of a fire extinguisher and threw it off of a 5 story building onto a police cruiser.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-07 09:54:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:32:58 EDT (#)
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Caul is hilarious.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 09:44:05 EDT (#)
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they don't....just yours.
P.S Suck my dick YOZZ
<3
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-07 09:42:13 EDT (#)
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meant to give it a +2...i didn't know ratings still mattered here.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 09:40:18 EDT (#)
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you are on here the most I think and you give me a 1????
grrrr
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-05-07 09:39:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-01 16:13:36 EDT (#)
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MY DICK IS OUT
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(psst YOZZ..see i'm not the only one who talks of dick around here.)
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Yes, I realize that dick is at least 45% of the content of conversation on Ubersite - but it seems to be 100% of the content of your conversations. I mean, Jesus Christ, even Caul talks about other things sometimes. Like poutine, for example.
Great post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-07 09:38:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-19 16:18:35 EDT (#)
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gynecomastia is no laughing matter! i didn't ask for these titties!
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lol
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-05-07 09:36:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-07 09:19:57 EDT (#)
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Triple namedrop, even! Who's got two thumbs and is surprised to have even been included? This guy.
But seriously, though, folks, everyone who made this incredible list owe that fact to those who didn't. All these witty retorts and comments were made because someone set up the scene to make the funny work. You know who you are, all of you. Most of you, anyway. Mystiamoon's award is certainly an Uberachievement of highest magnetude. But we all know it's an honor and a genuine pleasure just to have been nomnomnominated by her. http://www.instantrimshot.com
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-07 09:03:43 EDT (#)
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Okay, saw scourge.
So i skimmed, and had scotch. It happens.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:58:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-07 07:49:01 CDT (#)
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forensics reviews where she talks about work and stuff or some anicdote are often better than the post she has rated
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Real life is almost always more bizarre than anything that can be dreamed up.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:49:01 EDT (#)
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forensics reviews where she talks about work and stuff or some anicdote are often better than the post she has rated
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:41:02 EDT (#)
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yeah he did have more but I couldn't remember the posts I saw them on.
forensicgirl had more too but like I said I can't remember where I read them all.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:38:43 EDT (#)
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scourge makes comments so awesome they deserve their own post.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:37:34 EDT (#)
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scourge is on there talking about tits
yes Orph i know but it was funnier this way.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:35:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-01 05:07:10 EDT (#)
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I went out with a guy from iceland once - hi ragnar if you are reading call me let's meet up
---
That was me, it's his follow up that was funny.
~~~
I fucking love triangle_man, I miss him loads, I often think of emailing him to see where he is etc but how weird is that emailing 'hey random person from the internet, I haven't seen you on a website you used to frequent in sometime, I don't know you, have never met you, probably never will but hey man, are you ok?'
:(
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:35:16 EDT (#)
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I see what you did here. It's good.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:32:58 EDT (#)
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Caul is hilarious.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:32:20 EDT (#)
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where's scourge?
I agree with you including opheila and Fey.
That is all.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:30:18 EDT (#)
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look at me on there three times, witty bastard I am.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:28:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:26:20 EDT (#)
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No, don't change I like you the way you are you big kind squish.
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Well theres nothing like being described as a NERF football to brighten a guys day.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:26:20 EDT (#)
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No, don't change I like you the way you are you big kind squish.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:22:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:17:17 EDT (#)
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Well BIG MAN, your reviews are usually kind and therefore not funny.
:P
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ITS TRUE, GOD IN HEAVEN ITS ALL TRUE!!!
I NEED HELP! Mystia help me bring out my inner asshole!
and I dont mean "out" like prolapsed (as in Cauls asshole) I mean bring "forth" my inner bastard.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:19:36 EDT (#)
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With or without me, god, that's funny.
Especially caul.
LOL
<3 nice one, Mystia.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:17:17 EDT (#)
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Well BIG MAN, your reviews are usually kind and therefore not funny.
:P
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:16:55 EDT (#)
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enjoyment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:13:53 EDT (#)
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THE BIG MAN MAKES A LIST!
BOO YAH