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I find your lack of geekiness disturbing (Im talkin to you Frank) (615 hits)

Category: Movies & TV

Rating: 0.72 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Darth Famine (View user info) at 2009-05-07 20:39:59 EDT



That's right, i'm callin' yew out

I can out geek you in my sleep

look at this and despair!

http://www.gijoemovie.com/


I said throw down

show me what ya got, and no more of that awful movie crap either.



shit yeah i gots to get paid.jpg (290 kB)

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-10 19:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i just hope they get Baroness in there....mmm hottness

Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow. that looks like it could possibly be the worst movie ever.
the only redeeming factor is dennis quaid, who looks like he has a tiny role anyway.

fucking hollywood.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-05-08 10:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's the hat that does it, dude.

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 03:17:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

geeks are hot

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completely agree - darth famine is hot indeed!

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*doffs hat*

Thank you :)


Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

< shakes head and goes back to bed>

i think i'm in the twilight zone

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But Spam is pretty cute looking.

:)

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 13:35:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think spam is kinda funny. And cute.
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you're so right, what was i thinking, i totally deserve his cheap shots all the time.
i just wish i had a penis and a chip on my shoulder so people would love me too.

:(
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He has given me many insults too but it doesn't mean anything.

I reckon he is harmless enough.

It's all those drugs Mystia that make him the way he is.

We should pity him.

And a penis gets you everywhere in this life.

:(

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think spam is kinda funny. And cute.
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you're so right, what was i thinking, i totally deserve his cheap shots all the time.
i just wish i had a penis and a chip on my shoulder so people would love me too.

:(

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-05-07 23:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSIONS!!!! POW!!!!!

That picture looks cool, But what kind of G.I Joe has swords like a freeking ninja!? Riddle me that, Batman!
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think spam is kinda funny. And cute.


Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

he started it!



lol.
he's just miserable and cant stand it if there isnt a hoard of trolls trying to needle me on every post with shit from 4 years ago, so he's trying to fill that slot.


and....less kind than normal but still not funny yet, sgt. :)
go read what i wrote to you on my post last night.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As I recall, don't you try and gather 'serious -ruin their life- type collateral' on everybody you talk to anyway, oh storer of irrelevant AIM conversations?
======================
hahaha

yup cause everyone talks about life ruining secrets on aim. i know i do..

honey, busting a liar telling lies about me on a stupid website with a convo snippet is hardly the same thing.

i didnt really see you having issues with agent smith back then. then again that was a male and the whole double standard about what men can do to others around here is still rampant apparently.

and for the record i only started saving his convos when he started lying and playing the agent smith pranks and i didn't trust him anymore.

thanks for the trip down memory lane, puddin.

xoxo
====================
D R A M A

oh and GI joe will prob be lame.

Then again, I cant wait for star trek. God I am a complete geek.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As I recall, don't you try and gather 'serious -ruin their life- type collateral' on everybody you talk to anyway, oh storer of irrelevant AIM conversations?
======================
hahaha

yup cause everyone talks about life ruining secrets on aim. i know i do..

honey, busting a liar telling lies about me on a stupid website with a convo snippet is hardly the same thing.

i didnt really see you having issues with agent smith back then. then again that was a male and the whole double standard about what men can do to others around here is still rampant apparently.

and for the record i only started saving his convos when he started lying and playing the agent smith pranks and i didn't trust him anymore.

thanks for the trip down memory lane, puddin.

xoxo

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-08 06:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

honey i hope it never happens to you but i would never trust these guys.
i would have to have some serious -ruin their life- type of collateral before i would even consider such a thing..


the internet is forever and never forgiving!

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As I recall, don't you try and gather 'serious -ruin their life- type collateral' on everybody you talk to anyway, oh storer of irrelevant AIM conversations?

I swear to god you're such a fucking fruitcake.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-08 02:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


uhg.

From the looks of the trailer they done fucked it up good.

: (


Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-05-08 02:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ahem, they already MADE a G.I. Joe movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093066/

Cobra Commander turns into a snake!

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

honey i hope it never happens to you but i would never trust these guys.
i would have to have some serious -ruin their life- type of collateral before i would even consider such a thing..


the internet is forever and never forgiving!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 06:47:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

you let uberfags see your goodies?

holydumbshit.

I await your Urbane like humiliation and fall from grace.


<3
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I doubt this very much but keep hoping!



Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

crap. I knew I spelled that wrong

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you let uberfags see your goodies?

holydumbshit.

I await your Urbane like humiliation and fall from grace.


<3

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know nothin; about no astral projections, but I can certainly be acommodating!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 06:38:25 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

calm down ladies, there's enough of me to go around


why? do you have a two-headed penis or powers of astral projection?

that would be twice as hot.
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lol

and at least two users can confirm my boobies to be quite unflabby
unlike my jowls
:(

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

calm down ladies, there's enough of me to go around


why? do you have a two-headed penis or powers of astral projection?

that would be twice as hot.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shut up flabby tits.

listen to nothing she says.

i'm all sweet like a kitten.

i even purr

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a feeling Mysti isn't into sharing her men.
I think she prefers to eat them whole. And alive.
:)
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...that is so hot

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a feeling Mysti isn't into sharing her men.
I think she prefers to eat them whole. And alive.
:)

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 03:17:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

geeks are hot

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completely agree - darth famine is hot indeed!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 03:17:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

geeks are hot

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completely agree - darth famine is hot indeed!

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calm down ladies, there's enough of me to go around

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 03:17:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

geeks are hot

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completely agree - darth famine is hot indeed!

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-05-08 00:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Frank - Unless your movie collection includes "Amazon Women On The Moon" then sit the hell down and be patient. The geekoff is coming for you. And it will eat your soul. Deep fried.

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you have no idea of what you speak durbeest, I have shit of such horrific magnitude that you've never even DREAMED about! you ever seen Godzilla's Revenge? Cannibal the Musical? Toxic Avenger 4? what about Hospital Massacre? Dr. Giggles? TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 3?!?!?! yeah, I didn't think so!

Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-05-08 00:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Frank - Unless your movie collection includes "Amazon Women On The Moon" then sit the hell down and be patient. The geekoff is coming for you. And it will eat your soul. Deep fried.



Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-05-08 00:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

got to get tough...

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-05-07 23:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

oh Darthy, you do NOT want to go there! I don't need to answer your so-called challenge. when I post the list of all my dvds, you will hang your head and weep in defeat. WEEP I TELL YOU! WEEP LIKE A FAT CHICK ON PROM NIGHT!

Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-05-07 23:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSIONS!!!! POW!!!!!

That picture looks cool, But what kind of G.I Joe has swords like a freeking ninja!? Riddle me that, Batman!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-07 22:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-05-07 22:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I refuse to see this movie, as I refused to see Transformers.

It has a Wayans in it. 'Nuff said. Transformers had that nerd Hollywood tries to convince you is an action hero. AND BUMBLEBEE IS A FUCKING VW!

I wish Hollywood would stop raping my childhood.
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In Transformers, Bumblebee is a '70s Camaro that becomes an '10 Camaro. It has an air freshener that reads "Bee Otch". It's parked next to a Beetle in the trailer, and the Beetle happens to also be yellow, just to fool you. It worked.

It's the only movie I've paid to see in the last 10 years. Bite me.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-07 22:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

has anyone seen the new Star Trek film? good bad shit?

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-07 22:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

geeks are hot

Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-05-07 22:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I refuse to see this movie, as I refused to see Transformers.

It has a Wayans in it. 'Nuff said. Transformers had that nerd Hollywood tries to convince you is an action hero. AND BUMBLEBEE IS A FUCKING VW!

I wish Hollywood would stop raping my childhood.

Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-05-07 21:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh. The geek off is coming soon enough. Calm down. Drink some more. It'll be here... *checks calendar*... before ya know it...




I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long
hero! I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? Won't you,
please?

-- Homer Simpson
Fear of Flying