All Hail Perry Bible Fellowship! (Or not. Really, it's up to you.) (866 hits)
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Submitted by Sully (View user info) at 2009-05-08 06:30:29 EDT
If the title didn't tip you off, and in all likelihood it didn't, this is a Perry Bible Fellowship tribute post inspired by Ballare's awe-inspiring gem of a post (http://www.ubersite.com/m/122042), which hints at the glory and majesty that is PBF, but doesn't flat out pump your veins full of said majesty (the glory only slightly). In a perfect world--ubersite, digg, youtube, google... pretty much every single domain in existence would be bought out by The Perry Bible Fellowship and search engines would cease to exist because there's nothing to find on the internet anyway. All's left would be Perry Bible Fellowship. Why do this? I don't fucking know, don't ask me. Ask whoever would propose such an absurd idea. Every domain? Really? Jesus, it's just a web-comic.
And what a web comic at that. Let's put it this way: Two of my three children were conceived while I was clicking the random button on the PBF site. I named our first born daughter Perry Sullivan and our second child, a boy we call pbfcomics.com Sullivan. My third child was a cute little baby girl named Jasper who was conceived without me browsing the internet. My girlfriend to this day swears that I, in an acid and Hawaiian Punch-fueled rage, fed Jasper to the neighborhood cat gang after I read the update on the PBF site detailing Nick Gurewitch's sudden hiatus from making comics. This happened in February of 2008 which means it's been over a year since I've gotten a new PBF fix. Of course, this saddening fact means I can only gawk at past PBF comics and make up less funny ones in my head followed by a 2-hour cry session. The whole scenario is quite similar to continuously using and reusing my old heroin needle, but really it's not as dangerous. What am I going to regive myself my own hepatitis? LOL.
Without further ado... actually fuck it, here's some ado: If anyone for some strange reason wants me to continue my epic Japanese Influenced Anti-Semitic Zoo Handler Fiction 502 part series, simply email me a picture of your naked breasts at SullyThePirate.at.gmail.com and after that we'll need to fill out some paper work and then I'll get Part 3 up and running. I realize that there are thousands of rabid JIASZHF fans out there with breast pics waiting to be sent out, but just be patient and take turns using the computer, it's the only one we have.
So now without any further ado, here are 10 of my favorite Perry Bible Fellowship comics written and illustrated by the one and only, Nicholas Gurewitch. These particular strips were chosen somewhat randomly but they still are all golden examples of Pulitzer-worthy illustrations and plot twists. If I was Allah, Mr. Gurewitch would get fifteen more virgins than however many your average bus-bomber is promised when it's his time to die. There are literally billions more comics that make me high on endorphins and they can be found again at http://pbfcomics.com/
(I know the topic of web-comics might be a little exhausted, what with mine and Ballare's posts, but if you have any great suggestions for me, spew 'em! I'm really not into any web-comics other than PBF and Cyanide & Happiness, both of which I beat off to daily.)
User Reviews
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-12 11:14:17 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ, GLALL I hope you had the sense to leave this post. I didn't come back from KC until now and I totally forgot that there is a very serious mold problem that I can't get rid of. You should know when mold spores are present in large quantities, they can present a health hazard to humans, potentially causing allergic reactions and respiratory problems. Some molds also produce mycotoxins that can pose serious health risks to humans and animals. Exposure to high levels of mycotoxins can lead to neurological problems and in some cases death. Prolonged exposure, e.g. daily workplace exposure, can be particularly harmful. The term toxic mold refers to molds that produce mycotoxins, such as Stachybotrys chartarum, and not to all molds in general. And as for the clay fighting FPSMMORPGVH1 game, I'm getting cold feet I think. I just don't think I'm up for it, spiritually.
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-05-11 04:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Post is retarded also what's the point of posting all those PBF comics it's not like we can't click on the links you have up there can't believe this has such a good rating.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2009-05-11 03:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PBF is one of the funniest comics ever
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-05-10 22:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't HAVE to read it... There were pictures...
Too lazy to read, but the pics are funny :D
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-05-10 22:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-10 19:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 PBF
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-10 19:08:30 EDT (#)
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+2 PBF
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2009-05-10 02:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-09 14:24:27 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/121941#2893923
Cheers mate. Seriously. Means a lot.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-05-08 16:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-05-08 15:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll just be hanging out until you get back, then. In the dark. Shitting my pants. With no VH1. Pssshhh.....this is awesome.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-05-08 15:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ, kids these days. I talk about the pre-internet days to them and they just shout about their rap music and condoms or whatever. Not to totally avoid the rent situation, but seriously can we relate on this one thing? I remember riding a bus, a BUS, to school, not being teleported by a hoverboard to first period. Now kids are running around all bi-lingual and into the dramatic arts....I don't know, hoverboards might not be real, but one day they will be, and that my friends is the story of Christmas. That is an insane amount of rent to pay to live in a utility closet with no running water FYI, Sully. You're lucky we're business partners.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-08 15:07:41 EDT (#)
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Ahem that's put yourself in the SHOES of a man in the 1820s.
I have to go immediately to Kansas City, let's continue our rapping Monday at an even hour (or odd, fuck it we only live once or twice right?)
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-05-08 15:05:43 EDT (#)
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P.S. - The comic "Goodbye Stanley" is an autobiographical summary of my life.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-08 15:03:42 EDT (#)
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HA. Made you admit you live here. Sully 7 GLALL 2. The rent is $335 a month which doesn't include cable, water, heat, or a place to sleep. The price isn't bad in retrospect but in the 1820's it was a lifetime's earnings. I try teaching my college class this rare, rare put-yourself-in-a-man-living-in-the-1820's eye-opening insight, but they just won't listen. It's like I'm inside a glass soundproof box and they're out there sitting in their undersized desks with their walkmens and their Beyonces.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-05-08 14:56:18 EDT (#)
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I've officially moved into this post, Hadley. I'm going to raise my children here and watch them die at the hands of Sully as the billions of dollars we make from our massive clay fighting FPSMMORPG will corrupt us into a scenario much akin to the movie Trading Places. I bet Sully a dollar we can't turn a bum into a business mogul and next thing you know he's killing off my kids as some sort of twisted penance. Life is strange.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-05-08 14:48:16 EDT (#)
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GLALL sighting.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-05-08 14:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As long as someone or something gets penetrated in two holes throughout this process I will be extremely happy.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-05-08 14:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Could you guys please stop. I have work to do and my sides are killing me.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-08 14:35:45 EDT (#)
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As long as there are countless subliminal parallels to Clay Fighter 2: Judgment Clay I'm down for anything barring triple penetration.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-05-08 14:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is going to work. Oddly enough, I have to get blackout drunk every Wednesday at those hours myself for the rest of my life, therefore maximizing the amount of time I can watch reality television shows on VH1. We should also make a game about VH1. I'm thinking FPS but whatever, real-time strategy could be fun as well.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-08 14:25:12 EDT (#)
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I'm free every Wednesday of the year from 2am-4am. Let's knock this shit out of the ballpark.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-05-08 14:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These comics were funny. These were some funny comics, man. TOTALLY. I shouldn't even be awake right now yet here I am, laughing, at comics. I should be growing a garden or something productive, but no, I'm LAUGHING AT YOUR FUCKING COMICS. We should make a video game based on this scenario.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-08 10:47:05 EDT (#)
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You need to post more often, dude.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2009-05-08 10:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Homer: There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.
Bart: Who's in there?
Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog. And that dog Nixon had, whassisname, um,
Chester ...
Lisa: Checkers.
Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one -- the
one that mauled Jimmy.
Dog of Death
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 10:13:15 EDT (#)
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emission, hehe, that made my day, I know someone who will TOTALLY agree with you.
:)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-05-08 10:11:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-08 10:07:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 15:00:11 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-08 14:58:42 BST (#)
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wouldnt worry about scars, id rather have scars than a fucked up back
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i got the results from my bone density scan the other day already too late to worry about that
i need bertys wheelchair
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you are one huge drama
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-08 10:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-08 10:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 PBF
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 10:00:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-08 14:58:42 BST (#)
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wouldnt worry about scars, id rather have scars than a fucked up back
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i got the results from my bone density scan the other day already too late to worry about that
i need bertys wheelchair
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:58:55 EDT (#)
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of course they are not mine, silly
you started it anyway, foo
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:58:42 EDT (#)
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wouldnt worry about scars, id rather have scars than a fucked up back
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:57:07 EDT (#)
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Fair enough, orph, fair enough. I was skeptical because of their cartoonish proportions but I believe you now. I'm glad we both could participate in such an enlightening conversation. Hopefully people's brains won't burst when they read it.
EI-Yup, stay away from what I wrote. There's an infant girl who gets fed to a cat gang. Not for the faint of heart.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:53:17 EDT (#)
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kerry catona lost a nipple
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:52:38 EDT (#)
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I didn't get to choose the size, they grew.
have you seen the scars breast reduction leaves?
maybe I will choose it when I am say ten years older and prob not so bothered
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:50:20 EDT (#)
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oh orphelia, i thought you were joking about those being yours, at least i hoped you were.
guess some guys like those kinda painful looking breasts
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:47:25 EDT (#)
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There is a WHOLE lotta difference between posting a pic of JUST your bare breasts and posting a pic of your breasts and face.
Any moron can see that.
Oh, wait...
When push comes to shove only say maybe SIX guys and FOUR girls can confirm those belong to me (excluding family). I think those are good figures considering I am 31.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:46:05 EDT (#)
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i like the cartoons , didnt read the writing, it looked boring.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:44:42 EDT (#)
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Ah... but why no face then? It's like the movies, no faceshot the audience screams, "BODYDOUBLE!!" even the fuckin little kids. They know.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:41:57 EDT (#)
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That is not the only pic of them on the net either.
wrong on every count dude.
:)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:40:46 EDT (#)
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Two chains - one is a gold rope chain I snapped shortly after that pic was taken, it was a gift and I was glad I hated it anyway. It could have been fixed but it now sits in a kitchen drawer.
The slim chain and pendant with a tiny diamond in it I have had since my first child turned one so is about 7/8 years old.
The pants are from Tesco and were really scratchy.
The pic was taken in Spain on the Costa Del Sol about 1.5 years ago.
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:38:14 EDT (#)
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The Bozz loves PBF!
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:30:24 EDT (#)
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I just zinged two people with one sentence and one of them is never even gonna be around to defend himself! The drama!
And here's my theory on those tits: they sure as fuck aren't yours and somewhat unlikely to be Mickginny's but they're close enough to looking like yours that you can say heheh see my tits! but not actually having the balls to put your real ones on the intraweb. About right?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:23:57 EDT (#)
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thanks
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:16:09 EDT (#)
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Those aren't so dissimilar from Mickginny's.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:07:47 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/121260
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-08 09:04:54 EDT (#)
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So far, Mickginny is the only one who has sent me pictures of his naked breasts. Ugh, he just sent me another one as I'm typing this. Keep those pics comin' people! Wow, another? ANOTHER?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:30:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 08:30:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-08 07:54:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 07:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
enjoyable