Grimm's Fat Fucking Facebook Friend (9713 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.55 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Grimm <--grimmguy747.at.gmail--> (View user info) at 2009-05-08 19:53:26 EDT
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best I've read today.
But that's not saying much
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-05-11 14:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-11 12:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
yeah no shit!
how could she possibly think that would 'get a like out of you' whatever the fuck that means?
i mean, that's almost as pathetic on her part as posting this highly overrated pile of shit was on yours.
Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2009-05-11 07:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by StarBelliedSneetch (user info) at 2009-05-11 00:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You sound sort of mean.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-10 18:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
quite awesome
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-10 16:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The question is though, did you eat the donut afterwards?
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-05-10 14:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my ex called my veejay his sugar donut but somehow i was the one who always ended up with the white stuff on my mouth ;)
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2009-05-10 02:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-05-09 20:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
completely awesome.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-09 18:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome.
On another note, retards below, stop using 'lol' you look like fucking retards.
*retard claps hands gladly, drooling on his 'sneakerologist' t-shirt*
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-05-09 18:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-05-09 18:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
filename
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-05-09 10:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy huge facebook friend.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-05-09 09:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking. Legendary.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2009-05-09 09:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa. I made so many mistakes in this. I really have to stop drinking when I do these.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-05-09 08:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-09 08:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-09 06:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-05-09 06:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
back of the net.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-05-09 04:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2009-05-09 03:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus Twooowooowooooo
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-05-09 02:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2009-05-09 00:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
win.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-05-08 22:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Pics or it didn't happen. It was also photoshopped. LOL!!!11!!!!!!1!!! burger.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-05-08 21:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Six weeks. Pshaw. I got you beat by miles.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-05-08 21:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ, if that wall shit is real...
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-08 20:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I fuck the fat chick all the time. It just makes good business sense. Every piece that you turn down is a piece that you aren't going to get.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-08 20:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm none Mystia. I'm not an alter.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-08 20:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What flavor was the jelly donut?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 20:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Word, Sandman.
My money is on him really fucking the fat chick and lying about it.
:)
hey who are you again, i forget?
Sico, Oath, Method, Ghost from Christmas past?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-08 20:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pics or it didn't happen (about the hot chick, I mean)
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-08 20:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate Facebook too. I created an account because I kept getting emails from my friends saying, "Hey, if you wanna look at So-n-So's photo gallery, come over to Facebook!" So I thought, "WTF, I'll just create an account so I can look at their photos." I rarely go in there because it is so annoying. I don't care if you made a sandwich! It's so STUPID!! I have an old boyfriend from high school who keeps "poking" me (trying to get me to talk to him)--I have nothing to say to him, it's been over 20 years! Move on with life, dude!
What's worse is that employers now think they have every right to Google your fucking name when you apply for a job and read your FaceBook and MySpace pages, then judge you accordingly. Lord help you if you have a "joke" page set up, they'll probably believe it.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-08 20:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Entertaining post. You call this STALKING on the part of the fat chick? Wait till you see the footprints in the mud around your dwelling when you get up in the morning....heh.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 20:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have any of that crap.
NONE.
My friends keep bugging me to get on facebook or myspace
"omg you can find every person you've ever known"
psh, the people i want to find, i know right where they are.
and don't get me started on Twitter....ugh i want it to die, like a giant super-virus goes thru the entire thing and kills everybody's accounts.