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Rating: -0.83 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by fluff (View user info) at 2009-05-08 21:29:52 EDT


I passed this machine today; had to stop. Read twice.
It has a big emerrgency off button. Tried not to push it. All right; nothing new there.
But there's a BOOM switch! And there's a BOOM EXT. switch!
How Great is that!

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-11 11:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so you were stoned and were totally tripped out about these buttons yeah?

next tell us about how our entire universe is probably just a speck of filth under some enormous being's fingernail, and HIS entire universe is a speck of filth under some even more enormous being's fingernail and so on and so forth and man ain't that just the fucking trippiest thing ever WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAA

then i'll tell you that not everyone is a filthy fucking stoned out of his mind hippy who doesn't even take the time to keep their fucking hands clean and so what happens to your little fucking theory now, huh?

yeah.

get a fucking job.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-10 17:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2009-05-09 16:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-09 04:00:09 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That is a Genie "up and over" style dual articulated aerial work platform. I know because I rented one to help me stain the siding on my house with The Coolest Backyard in Greenwood, Indiana®. They are for non-stupid people who have important things to do. Step away and let the big people use it.
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Nope

Regular stick boom with a Jib. There is no toggle for the scissor portion of an articulated Z boom.

Could be right on the brand, but other companies besides Genie use that same blue as well.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-09 09:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2009-05-09 04:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

1. Oil pressure: 0
2. Water Temp: Flatline
3. Hour meter: off

Conclusion: power is off already, big red switch will do nothing.

However the selector switch (key) was not turned to off before removing, just switched to basket, so pull out on the red button (turn to the right to unlock) climb in the basket, pull the red button there too and hold the start toggle (without your foot on the deadman (foot) pedal.

Prepare to raise hell and hold on tight!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-09 07:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That is a Genie "up and over" style dual articulated aerial work platform. I know because I rented one to help me stain the siding on my house with The Coolest Backyard in Greenwood, Indiana®. They are for non-stupid people who have important things to do. Step away and let the big people use it.


Open this link in a new window http://www.instantrimshot.com
Move the window so you can see the button and this window as well.
Position your cursor over the red button.

A bunch of fags are sitting in a hot tub. All of a sudden, a big load of splooge bubbles to the surface. "All right," one of them says, "Who farted?"

Click the red button now.

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-05-09 05:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck with the switches and then post about what happened.

Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2009-05-09 04:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

1. Oil pressure: 0
2. Water Temp: Flatline
3. Hour meter: off

Conclusion: power is off already, big red switch will do nothing.

However the selector switch (key) was not turned to off before removing, just switched to basket, so pull out on the red button (turn to the right to unlock) climb in the basket, pull the red button there too and hold the start toggle (without your foot on the deadman (foot) pedal.

Prepare to raise hell and hold on tight!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-05-09 02:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-08 21:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I am a sucker for photos of any kind..BOOM

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2009-05-08 21:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks buddy; you are a valuable addition to the pool.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-08 21:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm telling your mom to block Ubersite from now on


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