Uberers still make me laugh Vol.2 The Sequel. (1108 hits)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (View user info) at 2009-05-11 05:22:39 EDT
Some of these are pretty old but I have just seen them for the first time recently. You know how Ubersite is, you click on one link, then another, then you've entered an internet wormhole and find yourself in 2006.
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YOU VOTE on biggest UBER WHORE!!!
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-26 12:30:56 GMT (#)
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Why is my name first here?
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-25 05:15:15 EST (#)
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Every single goddamn word I've ever written on this site has been for the betterment of mankind.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-11 11:42:09 EST (#)
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i really dislike when people spell the word 'retarded' as 'retarted'
unless in this instance of 'semi-retarted' you mean he had lost some of his lemony zest, had begun the process of restoring it, but ceased the re-tarting process for some unknown reason. because if that's the case, then HAHAHA, JOKES ON ME.
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-25 10:32:28 EDT (#)
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goddamn, I think my soul needs a shower after reading that.
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:59:39 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 eco-friendly machete fueled bloodbath
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-21 16:20:06 EDT (#)
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my little sister laid down a brutal dutch oven on me once, back when she was still in diapers. I still bear the scars.
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:55:57 EDT (#)
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Shitting scares me because I feel vulnerable.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 02:48:26 EST (#)
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that's how my voice sounds even if i talk louder...it's muffled (too much semen in the larynx). i don't sound effeminate when i scream. only if i dress up.
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-09 19:40:56 EST (#)
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Oi Cuntface! How've you been?
Still trying to figure out how to make fire?
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:57:25 EDT (#)
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i had the pleasure of gassing hundreds of hippies from the trunk of a cruiser and i tell you what...it was so much goddamn fun i almost got a chubby
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-26 10:53:12 EDT (#)
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JGreening....haha, you lying mother fucker, we all know that you didn't run anywhere
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-03 04:39:10 EDT (#)
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If I were a man I would be such a whore and impregnate everyone
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Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-02-09 17:02:53 EST (#)
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someone on the internet is making fun of your mom.
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-07 23:24:48 EDT (#)
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AT LEAST I MAKE PEOPLE SMILE! (when they aren't gagging from the smell)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-08 01:26:35 EDT (#)
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I have a feeling Mysti isn't into sharing her men.
I think she prefers to eat them whole. And alive.
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-02-09 21:08:58 EST (#)
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id want to fight caul, so i can destroy something beautiful. and gay.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-04-23 14:20:24 EDT (#)
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one day after getting gassed, i lit up a cigarette to show how hardcore i was
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-20 23:42:21 EST (#)
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seriously, who is walking around with that much bush?!
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:37:35 EDT (#)
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I'm going to give you boys the business!
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-07 11:54:52 EDT (#)
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i'd like to retroactively wish some vagina dentata related instant demasculination upon your father
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 17:34:42 (#)
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you look like a token US marine
I WANNA FUCK YOU
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:44:56 EDT (#)
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Crown 'em with a ceiling fan. That's one way to stop the zombie apocalyse in your living room, I guess.
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-08 11:35:22 EDT (#)
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I love when kids get punk'd by vampires. Fucking miniature idiots.
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-12-10 23:44:44 EST (#)
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The best orgasms are the ones that damn you to hell. =)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-05 14:54:59 EDT (#)
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I can pee standing up
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-08 03:22:16 EST (#)
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I FORGOT TO SHOW EVERYONE MY GOATSE COFFEE MUG
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-07 08:46:44 EDT (#)
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God Damnit people, this is why women won't touch your weiners!
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-02-20 15:54:55 EST (#)
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why is this still here? Perhaps Bart has fallen down and can't get up.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 22:12:45 EST (#)
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if you wanna sweat, resist when i rape you!
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Submitted by Striperella (user info) at 2007-02-21 00:06:11 EST (#)
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I am certainly NOT a horrible person. That thing is fucking out-there. It's like a mallot. ORDER IN THE COURT!!!! Or ill inflict blunt force trauma to your vagina with my enormous whack-a-mole thing-a-ma-jig.
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-21 14:38:41 EDT (#)
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I may have suffered from the odd bear spray mishap back in my forestry days
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-08 15:06:09 EST (#)
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Well of course I mean there IS no semen.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-08 15:05:36 EST (#)
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My cats are all girls, dumbass.
The semen did not come from them, dickhead.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-16 11:39:53 EST (#)
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i like how you assume i am knocked up by the same guy
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2006-12-09 03:45:51 EST (#)
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Seriously, you have not had direct contact with another human being for years, have you?
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-08 20:21:02 EDT (#)
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I have an old boyfriend from high school who keeps "poking" me
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:39:42 EDT (#)
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I've never been tear gassed per se but I've been on a crowded train when someone (no one owned up), let a 6 second squeaker fart out that made the whole train smell like a horse stable. 7 dead 3 wounded.
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-08 12:52:40 EDT (#)
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Caul has issues, Planet, because a fat pervert masturbated in front of him in a suana
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-08 12:26:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-08 12:25:11 EDT (#)
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bubba is either jack,s alter or jack's lover.
he is so fateful to him.
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English as a second language, get it while its hot.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-08 13:10:32 EDT (#)
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Well, those folks at Wal-Mart won't greet themselves, so I must go. . .
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-07 12:18:38 EDT (#)
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i was going for a total collapse of the space-time continuum, because once i saw this post i knew humanity was about as fuckered as could be
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-07 12:33:08 EDT (#)
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Im an ass
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-03 23:17:31 EDT (#)
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and yes my babies did just fall out, I was like that catholic in the meaning of life
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-05 13:24:05 EDT (#)
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well, as an autorithy on dicks...i can tell you that most men don't have a penis long enough
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-02-10 12:32:25 EST (#)
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Speaking of 34,000 on 1, that was what happened when Method's Mom happened to be visiting the Louisiana Superdome in August 2005. All these soaking wet black guys started showing up and she was the one person in New Orleans actually happy with God that day.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-02-09 16:13:01 EST (#)
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i haven't seen a real life boob for a long time.
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-09 15:28:09 EST (#)
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AH HA!!!!!!!! SHE TOLD ME TO STFU AND CALLED ME A STUPID CUNT!!!
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-10 12:12:34 EST (#)
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ooooh, put your fingers deeper in my life giver
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-09-26 10:56:35 EDT (#)
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If there is a gateway to hell out there, I bet it's in a port-a-john somewhere.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-08 06:07:01 EST (#)
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oh shut your herpes ridden face mystia!
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-09 04:13:06 EST (#)
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I don't want to play Übersite with you people anymore.
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And Finally <DRUMROLL PLEASE>
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-05 13:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I SEE THROUGH THE INTERNETS!
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And now a picture for your enjoyment.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:39:50 EDT (#)
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Also you were right about the whole woman hating thing.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:48:33 EDT (#)
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FJ its spelled B-L-O-K-E-S
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:17:59 EDT (#)
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Well, I DO love boobs.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:08:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:42:43 EDT (#)
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That's because they house an ungodly amount of spunk. Half a pint, at least.
I want to post something but I've lost my mojo.
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Orphy show him your mammaries so he can get his mojo back.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:44:47 EDT (#)
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yay
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:42:43 EDT (#)
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That's because they house an ungodly amount of spunk. Half a pint, at least.
I want to post something but I've lost my mojo.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:41:14 EDT (#)
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They are huge, FJ.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:37:47 EDT (#)
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Aw, you been thinking about my balls?
All is forgiven.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:33:29 EDT (#)
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You havent been around sweetie!
orphy talking about your balls did make the last list tho..if that counts :D
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:26:24 EDT (#)
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So. I don't make you laugh, eh?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 04:45:54 EDT (#)
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I hope there is a part three to this, lady!
:)
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-05-11 19:25:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-02-10 12:32:25 EST (#)
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Speaking of 34,000 on 1, that was what happened when Method's Mom happened to be visiting the Louisiana Superdome in August 2005. All these soaking wet black guys started showing up and she was the one person in New Orleans actually happy with God that day.
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I think this is my favorite thing on ubersite ever.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-05-11 19:25:02 EDT (#)
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Well fuck now that someone's doing these comment compilations again I feel like I have to try or something, goddammit.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-05-11 17:46:10 EDT (#)
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L L!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit, Smne stle all f my 's!!!!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-05-11 17:15:28 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 name drop
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-11 17:04:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-11 14:39:40 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaha
perfect
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-11 14:38:32 EDT (#)
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Gee, I'm sorry. Whatsa matter today, Snark? Your helmet on too tight?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-11 14:37:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-11 14:27:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-11 11:16:57 CDT (#)
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Why you would quote a soulless atheist like Forensic is beyond me. I'm pretty sure if we all just ignore her she'll go away.
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No I wouldn't. And thank you.
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Dammit, I was looking for a classic Forensic insult.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-11 14:27:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-11 11:16:57 CDT (#)
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Why you would quote a soulless atheist like Forensic is beyond me. I'm pretty sure if we all just ignore her she'll go away.
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No I wouldn't. And thank you.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-11 14:15:02 EDT (#)
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Yup, if you want in I have a free hand.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-05-11 14:05:35 EDT (#)
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oh boy this is one giant circle jerk isn't it?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-11 12:16:57 EDT (#)
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Why you would quote a soulless atheist like Forensic is beyond me. I'm pretty sure if we all just ignore her she'll go away.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-11 12:07:04 EDT (#)
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There's some pretty funny stuff here. I wouldn't leave that Snark guy alone with my cat for more than 30 seconds though.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 11:20:40 EDT (#)
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well good now i can cancel that hit i put out on you...shit i hope i still have his number
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-11 11:19:33 EDT (#)
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By the way, I was kidding about saying you took me out of context last time.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 11:13:53 EDT (#)
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but those aren't the funniest things i've said
oh skate it off, i only read so many old posts here and there i mean there are only 100 thousand threads to pick from...nurrrr
and you were funny in the above quotes.
now shut up or i'll go back to posting balls!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-11 10:59:17 EDT (#)
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i like myself an awful lot and look at everything i say here as a pearl of wisdom unfortunately cast before the swine that (most of) the rest of you happen to be, but those aren't the funniest things i've said.
or...
*gasp*
OH MY GOD.
maybe they are and i'm not as totally awesome as i think.
DUN DUN DUN
nope.
disregard.
i still feel totally wonderful and great.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-11 10:59:09 EDT (#)
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I've been dealing with some personal issues recently.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 10:54:56 EDT (#)
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holy shit!
FJ!
where have you been?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-11 10:51:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-11 10:29:49 EDT (#)
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Nice compilations.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 10:23:34 EDT (#)
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you embarassed me.
you're the worst gf ever. :-(
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Man if I only had a dollar for everytime i've heard that.
I could buy the internet and my 1st order of buisness would be to carpet bomb this place.
:)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-05-11 10:18:57 EDT (#)
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demand mouth hugs caul.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 10:14:30 EDT (#)
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i'll make it up to you later
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-11 10:13:10 EDT (#)
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you embarassed me.
you're the worst gf ever. :-(
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 10:09:46 EDT (#)
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i disagree..
these are things that made ME laugh.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-11 10:06:14 EDT (#)
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too many of my comments, none that are very funny.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-11 09:55:25 EDT (#)
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and does anyone else read mystiamoon as Mys Tia Moon.... like a cabaret actress or an illusionists assistant?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-11 09:50:42 EDT (#)
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I was gone since 07, I missed all the good dramas.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 09:35:43 EDT (#)
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well, it's mostly new to me i've been gone for most of the time since mid 2005.
this is more to make some people laugh and catch myself up as well, and to thank people for making me laugh.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-05-11 09:32:27 EDT (#)
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lately, reading uber has been a bit of a chore. sure, every now and then there's something fun but a lot of times there's just nothing. And so the regurgitation post is born;a recap of the more entertaining moments still occurring from time to time. Yes, it's already been chewed and it's slimy and unidentifiable but it's still nourishment.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-11 09:15:31 EDT (#)
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Are they really your boobs Orph? Because you could feed a thousand fat men with fetishes for a week with those babies.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 09:01:32 EDT (#)
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orph's boobs are missing.
i didn't have enough room left
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:57:44 EDT (#)
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Sean Paul, unfunny fucker that he is
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:56:55 EDT (#)
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someone is missing from this list, I'm not sure who.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:55:08 EDT (#)
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the only thing EI is getting is a hate post for the zero bombs that drug the rating down
herpeface!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:52:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-05-11 13:49:14 BST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-11 07:34:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:31:30 CDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:56:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 05:44:34 CDT (#)
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*pulls flies down and does elephant impression*
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Pull front pants pockets inside out.
Extend flaccid penis through pants zipper (aka 'fly')
TADA! Elephant impression.
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That's...that's horrible!
But funny.
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You could do it with a hard on... then the elephant would be trumpeting... do elephants trumpet?
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i dont think they can press the buttons, also im not sure elephants get erect trunks
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:49:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-11 07:34:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:31:30 CDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:56:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 05:44:34 CDT (#)
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*pulls flies down and does elephant impression*
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Pull front pants pockets inside out.
Extend flaccid penis through pants zipper (aka 'fly')
TADA! Elephant impression.
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That's...that's horrible!
But funny.
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You could do it with a hard on... then the elephant would be trumpeting... do elephants trumpet?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:48:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 13:47:44 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-11 13:46:20 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 13:44:53 BST (#)
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im awaiting the comment post made up of just me, cant be long!
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I don't think the internet can take THAT much sleaze
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oh this better be tongue in cheek, madam slutbags.
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Cock in cheek. Actually
:)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:47:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-11 13:46:20 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 13:44:53 BST (#)
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im awaiting the comment post made up of just me, cant be long!
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I don't think the internet can take THAT much sleaze
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oh this better be tongue in cheek, madam slutbags.
:)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:46:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:39:07 EDT (#)
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actually sgt, it didnt occur to me that you meant that until i made the 1st comment, that's why i came back and made the 2nd one.
you have some more too but i try to divide it up a bit so it isn't just a list of 3 people over and over.
you'll be on the next one ;)
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sweet! cant wait to read it!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:46:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 13:44:53 BST (#)
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im awaiting the comment post made up of just me, cant be long!
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I don't think the internet can take THAT much sleaze
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:44:53 EDT (#)
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im awaiting the comment post made up of just me, cant be long!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:39:07 EDT (#)
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actually sgt, it didnt occur to me that you meant that until i made the 1st comment, that's why i came back and made the 2nd one.
you have some more too but i try to divide it up a bit so it isn't just a list of 3 people over and over.
you'll be on the next one ;)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:36:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:30:03 EDT (#)
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Stop yelling at me
grrrr
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hahahaha sorry, im at work with my dog today and I'm FRUSTRATED...
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:33:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:30:03 EDT (#)
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Stop yelling at me
grrrr
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:18:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:06:37 EDT (#)
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unless of course you meant you made both of my lists so far in which case i'll shut my big mouth!
:)
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THATS WHAT I MEANT!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:09:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-11 20:02:49 WST (#)
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SARGE MAKES A LIST TWICE!!!!
I have my dog at work with me today, I am NEVER going to get anything done!
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I wanna take my dog to uni. He would love it trees to piss on, persons to chase, wildlife to kill.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:08:13 EDT (#)
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not as good.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:06:37 EDT (#)
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unless of course you meant you made both of my lists so far in which case i'll shut my big mouth!
:)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:05:01 EDT (#)
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read it again brainiac you're on there 3 times
ninny
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-11 08:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SARGE MAKES A LIST TWICE!!!!
I have my dog at work with me today, I am NEVER going to get anything done!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-11 07:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In Soviet Russia, YOU never forget ELEPHANT!
Jack's cat/semen comments slew me. Thanks for including that one.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-11 07:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:31:30 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 05:44:34 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*pulls flies down and does elephant impression*
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Pull front pants pockets inside out.
Extend flaccid penis through pants zipper (aka 'fly')
TADA! Elephant impression.
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That's...that's horrible!
But funny.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 07:34:07 EDT (#)
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thx for clearing that up cause i had no idea what he meant either.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-11 07:31:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 05:44:34 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*pulls flies down and does elephant impression*
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Pull front pants pockets inside out.
Extend flaccid penis through pants zipper (aka 'fly')
TADA! Elephant impression.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 07:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i played cricket on saturday and got one run off 5 balls.
I rock!!
oh and some canadian women asked to take my photo in my cricket gear.
horny old boot
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-11 07:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two, twos cos I got two mentions.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-13 22:12:45 EST (#)
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if you wanna sweat, resist when i rape you! - My fav though
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-11 07:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-11 07:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*crickets*
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:57:56 EDT (#)
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does no one else find it funny to imagine a billion chinese people running around saying "gadzooks?"
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 05:44:34 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*pulls flies down and does elephant impression*
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you should always give yourself a +2
why not
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:48:31 EDT (#)
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shit i didn't mean to give myself a 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I find you very funny forensic
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*pulls flies down and does elephant impression*
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:40:40 EDT (#)
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Good morning. :)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:39:07 EDT (#)
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good morning, forensic :D
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-11 06:38:25 EDT (#)
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Nothing has changed; Caul is still hilarious.
I didn't realize someone found me funny.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-11 05:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gold!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-11 05:42:35 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-11 05:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like postsecret
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-11 05:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh herpes ridden face