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Where Do We All Find Our Place To Fit In? (502 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.36 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by moopy4u (View user info) at 2009-05-11 19:47:36 EDT


People are always looking for a place where they fit in. Some will spend a life time trying to find that one piece of acceptance, trying to find exactly where - They fit in.

I'll be honest with ya, my life is no more significant than an apple core that has been once eaten from... That sweet juicy flesh, all gone. Disolved in the acid that is popularity. The core, just left to rot. And dwell in the sad sorry state of where it was left.

Okay, so it sounds like it makes no sense? I'll open with what i call a friday night, then followed by my weekend. (Just note: I don't expect anyone to be open or polite about this all, but it would be nice to get some feedback or tips or anything... Much obliged.)

So after work on a friday, after a somewhat usualy tiring week... It's about 5.20pm when i arrive home, Most weeks my girlfriend will stay the night. She lives a pretty busy life, and i'm always trying my hardest for her. Always trying to please her the best i can..

I've wronged her in the past... And we both squabble and fight now and again over the pettiest things. She has a nut at me if i EVER txt any girl that isn't her.. I have a nut at her when she replies with one word txts, now and again... I hate it when she replies to my 50 word txt with a one liner, "Righto".

So she stays the night, but i guess sometimes i feel like i take it for granted... I pretty much always have sex with her the one night i get to see her each week. There are occasionals where i will come and see her on saturday nights, but i can't really have sex then because it's her parents house, and they are highly against her and I so much as sleeping in the same bed. None the less, she has a pretty nice family.

If i don't stay at hers on saturday it's because she is tending to her horses... She has her busy life with horses and her course which she is studying at... And i have my... Job i guess?

So my social life isn't the best. Out of all the friends i used to have before i had a girlfriend, i now have about 2 or 3 friends left, max. I used to befriend alot of girls... I found it easier to talk to them rather than guys.

I used to go out and drink every weekend, wondering the streets drunk and meeting new people.
But now, i find myself at home playing CounterStrike or Beboing now and again... I find myself in a position where i'm so bored all the time. I have literally nothing to do anymore...

Finding your place can be hard... Growing up may be what all young people may want, but aren't you supposed to enjoy what you got in the time you got it?...

I'm finding it hard to cope with my stress at the moment... My girlfriend wants to move to Australia, (We live in New Zealand atm) to live with her aunty for a while... I always thought we'd be together always... I really don't know how to act in a relationship... Everyone here that i've stalked has such a good relation with people, and has a good sex life.... (Orphelia is a mom and she's my idol for having such a kick ass sex life.)

I've never been one to commit to my promises, i've never been perfect, and i'm pretty sure i've never made anyone over the top happy with me. I'm a screw up at the best of times.

But when i found this site, it brung a smile to my shit day. Reading everyone's stories about experiences in school or in life. And reading so many funny stories... My work mates look at me funny when i burst out laughing for no reason, and even (once) falling out of my chair.

Everyone here has their own point of views, and can be a spiteful bunch of people... But deep down, everyone is unique and it's fine to be how you want to be. Flaming people and making fun of them can be fun. Who cares, just be yourself.

Ubersite, all the people (Pretty much all) are inspiring, and you've helped me let loose so much in just reading your pain-in-the-ass long articles. Well worth the read though.

Fitting in might be the hardest thing to do, but fuck it i'll try. You're all a colourful bunch... And fuck it, i like ya. So keep up the stories and flaming and everything else, you guys rock.

You make my day, who knows? Perhaps one day i'll make yours.

Ps. Monkeywithguns, you make me fuckin' LOL!

Now here's something that made me 'Wtf!?'

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-12 21:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

umm, it was funny because it wasn't supposed to be funny but i acted like it was while knowing we both knew it wasn't.

duh.

Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-05-12 16:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"yeah, i fit in your mom"

That uh... Wasn't very funny :/

Anyone can fit in my mom, considering she has had 4 children and all, and god forbid anyone would WANT to fit in her.... She demeans the word MILF to such an extent that i threw up in my mouth a little when i read that.

Hmmm, i am prob going to move to Aus too... With in the next 3-4 years though i hope.

How's redundancy over there? Jobs plentiful? (Not Maccers etc.)

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-12 15:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, i fit in your mom.



OH FUCKING ZINGER



seriously though, i didn't bother to read this, but you don't get the auto +2 din't read because of the extreme homo-ness of your username.

uber's a cruel mistress.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ugh Scott Sorry/ Sorry and the Sinatras

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That wasn't mean. That was essential.

But Danny McCormack? Nope not heard he was playing for anyone? You sure it's his band? He's a right mess. Could be interesting I suppose.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 09:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-05-12 14:43:11 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Orphelia is a mom and she's my idol for having such a kick ass sex life

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!

<dies>
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Hey dervel don't be mean!!

By the way the tickets I have are apparently for the bassists new band, I forget the name, not the wildhearts.

bummer.

but do you know if they are any good?

ooh actually did you already mention..?



Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-05-12 09:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Orphelia is a mom and she's my idol for having such a kick ass sex life

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!

<dies>

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-05-12 00:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meh

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 00:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Move to Aus everyone knows its better than Nu Zealand.

Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-05-12 00:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bubba.

Submitted by zeppert (user info) at 2009-05-11 21:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well said.... The picture is awesome. WTF is that really supposed to be able?

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-05-11 20:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the creepy goatee'd man that runs the candy store on main street just walked past by window, leaning his torso backward as though he was being buffeted by a strong wind, or maybe like the guys from the rockafeller skank video at 1:19 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvnHtO6daQM

on a side note, I love fatboy slim's the joker video. I love the kitties in it.

I love kitties

Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-05-11 20:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Lmfao! That'd be too funny. Do it i say!

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-11 20:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-11 20:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Awwwwww, it wasn't a threat. We all know that "rape" on this website is synonymous with "handshakes".
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Funny you should say that, I was planning a post containing links to porn sites with a link to a "rape" themed one.

It'd be like a hug.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-11 20:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Awwwwww, it wasn't a threat. We all know that "rape" on this website is synonymous with "handshakes".

Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-05-11 20:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Meet me at Mellon Arena. I have a case of Yuengling and a bag full of rape for you


Lol, for meeeee? Fo real!?

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-11 20:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-11 20:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-11 20:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Righto.

Also, goddamn:

Meet me at Mellon Arena. I have a case of Yuengling and a bag full of rape for you - maiorano84

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Hahahahahaha...... was it you with the initial message, Monkey?
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No, but shouldn't you be spending that dollar on finding a job instead of threatening internet strangers?

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-11 20:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-11 20:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Righto.

Also, goddamn:

Meet me at Mellon Arena. I have a case of Yuengling and a bag full of rape for you - maiorano84

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Hahahahahaha...... was it you with the initial message, Monkey?

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-11 20:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Righto.

Also, goddamn:

Meet me at Mellon Arena. I have a case of Yuengling and a bag full of rape for you - maiorano84

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-11 20:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Where the HELL do they put signs like this?

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-11 19:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

righto!

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-11 19:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"......aren't you supposed to enjoy what you got in the time you got it?..."
Yes.

Now stop being sad about the gf moving to a sheep camp and FIND ANOTHER girl!{after present gf moves of course}

Good luck with all that.


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a matter of time until they find you out.

Homer: (gasps) Who told you?

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