Things that scare the Hell out of me (1668 hits)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (View user info) at 2009-05-12 04:41:17 EDT
I would like to know what advertising minds came up with this so that I can send them hate mail.
Seriously, that thing is fucking terrifying!
I guess it's a blessing in disguise since I haven't went near a Burger King since that creepy fucker came on the scene.
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Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:40:14 EDT (#)
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I think it may be because my mommy abused me as a child.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2009-05-16 13:29:00 EDT (#)
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I recently acquired a copy of "Sneak King" from GameStop for $0.99USD; best purchase I ever made.
It stars the Burger King king, doing who the hell knows what. I haven't played it yet.
Mostly because he is totally creepy, as you said.
Still, even never having played it, and creepiness aside: Best. Game. EVAR.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-15 22:47:05 EDT (#)
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I mean, look at him. Can't you just imagine him peering around a shrub, staring into Jamie Lee Curtis's living room window?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-15 22:45:24 EDT (#)
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I'm scared of the Burger King, too. Have you seen the new commercials promoting "Star Trek" where he's a Klingon?? Those freak my shit.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-05-14 07:16:52 EDT (#)
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LMFAO LMFAO AND MORE LMFAO
You restore my faith in humanity! But that creepy ass fucker, just took that back!
Where will he pop up next, it could be YOUR WINDOW!!... It could be... Mine... :(
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 03:43:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-13 00:29:49 WST (#)
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If it meant I could go to the pub, whore around, get drunk and score a hotty then hell yeah lady!
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Trying for the trifecta Orphy? Now thats just selfish.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:46:07 EDT (#)
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Wants me bad one and two below.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:43:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-12 17:41:46 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:08:07 EDT (#)
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FALLEN and Sgt H remind me of Laurel and Hardy
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awesome, which one am I?
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Any. You could also be tweedle dumb and tweedle dee. Any double act. you should take it on the road. Stop by Sherwood Forest and give me a private showing.
Haha @FALLEN
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:42:41 EDT (#)
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whoops that was to FALLEN
sgt stuck his fat head in there
FATHEAD!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:41:55 EDT (#)
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wants me bad below
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:41:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:08:07 EDT (#)
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FALLEN and Sgt H remind me of Laurel and Hardy
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awesome, which one am I?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:38:44 EDT (#)
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Well, here's another fine post you've goten me into.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:29:49 EDT (#)
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If it meant I could go to the pub, whore around, get drunk and score a hotty then hell yeah lady!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:27:31 EDT (#)
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would you let that near your children?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:24:30 EDT (#)
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Hey mystia! :)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:08:11 EDT (#)
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Things that scare the Hell out of Me
Part 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120885
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:08:07 EDT (#)
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FALLEN and Sgt H remind me of Laurel and Hardy
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:06:14 EDT (#)
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Seriously...LOOK at that thing.
The pic with him next to the sleeping child, he's totally diddling himself.
And wtf is with all the peeping in windows?
utterly terrifying!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:02:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:12:12 EDT (#)
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Agreed, Scary, scary clowns.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-12 11:55:07 EDT (#)
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If Valentine had a Poutine King you would be afraid too Caul.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 11:54:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-12 11:44:42 EDT (#)
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americans are afraid of everything
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shut up jerkface
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-05-12 11:46:12 EDT (#)
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I don't like cleavage.
I mean, I like it fine, but I find it innapropriate in most cases, and I don't think coworkers should be allowed to have it. I'm always afraid of making eye contact with them, because I think they'll think that I'm looking at their breasts. Which, let's face it, are right there. I mean, come on, I don't show my penile cleavage at work.
I also hate the King. I want to see just one commercial where they shoot that fucker in the testicles.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-12 11:44:42 EDT (#)
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americans are afraid of everything
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-12 11:27:21 EDT (#)
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I love the king. He has to be the best mascot ever.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:59:14 EDT (#)
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EL, that's not what I typed, you bastard.
Dont make me come over there.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:57:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:52:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:40:12 EDT (#)
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Love boy love, oh careless love.
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Boy love?
umm.....dude,wtf?
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knock it off you renegade disciple,
its a blues song called "careless love" by Lonnie Johnson.
It rules.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:56:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-12 15:52:46 BST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:40:12 EDT (#)
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Love boy love, oh careless love.
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Boy love?
umm.....dude,what about me?
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fags
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:52:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:40:12 EDT (#)
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Love boy love, oh careless love.
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Boy love?
umm.....dude,wtf?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:51:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-05-12 22:44:08 WST (#)
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Extreemely badly. I went swimming in a public baths and caught dyslexia. Add that to the fact that the government stopped my benefit after insisting that I take a demeaning job in a movie theatre, it has all left me very down in the dumps.
On a positive note, I was coming back from the pub with my mate barry a couple of weeks ago and he "found" me a flat screen tv just lying around unattended.
Go team.
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Ha!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:44:08 EDT (#)
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Extreemely badly. I went swimming in a public baths and caught dyslexia. Add that to the fact that the government stopped my benefit after insisting that I take a demeaning job in a movie theatre, it has all left me very down in the dumps.
On a positive note, I was coming back from the pub with my mate barry a couple of weeks ago and he "found" me a flat screen tv just lying around unattended.
Go team.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:40:12 EDT (#)
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Love boy love, oh careless love.
Love oh love love, careless love.
You have caused me to weep,
you have caused me to moan,
you have caused me to leave my happy home.
careless love never drive a stranger from your door,
careless love never drive a stranger from your door,
cause it may be your best friend,
who is knocking on the door,
it may be your brother, you would never know.
careless love, worried my mother until she died,
careless love, it worried my poor dad until he lost his mind,
now darling you, I'm gonna shoot you,
shoot you four or five times,
and stand over your body,
until you finish dyin'
then I'll dig your grave, I'll dig it with a silver spade.
I'll dig your grave, I'll dig it with a silver spade.
and I'll bury your body out on some hillside,
close to a cedar grove,
six feet in your grave,
where nothing will ever be told.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:39:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-05-12 22:37:23 WST (#)
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Prince Harry is hot, hotter than wills because he has a personality.
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The distinction is academic because they are both officers in the British army and thus complete losers by default.
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Losers can be hot.
Btw Berty I just remembered who you are. So how you doing anyway?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:39:06 EDT (#)
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Scourge you ever been sent flowers?
ive been sent two lots, thats weird huh
roses, now i may appear a tad feminine at times, but i just see flowers as a waste of money, buy me a t-shirt or something. thats useful. or some razors. or some shower gel.
i am romantic to girls but i dont really like girls being romantic to me, unless it involves cooking a nice meal whilst i watch the football, then silence untill the 90th minute and we go to bed.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:37:23 EDT (#)
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Prince Harry is hot, hotter than wills because he has a personality.
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The distinction is academic because they are both officers in the British army and thus complete losers by default.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:34:13 EDT (#)
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lol @ ei
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:32:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-05-12 22:28:15 WST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:23:52 EDT (#)
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blah blah blah
I knew I should have hired that plane to write 'Miss you Harry' out in red smoke over Glasgow.
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Wait, FJ is Prince Harry's alter?
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Prince Harry is hot, hotter than wills because he has a personality.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:30:03 EDT (#)
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Yup. And Wills is Banksy.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:28:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:23:52 EDT (#)
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blah blah blah
I knew I should have hired that plane to write 'Miss you Harry' out in red smoke over Glasgow.
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Wait, FJ is Prince Harry's alter?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:26:04 EDT (#)
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hey scourge
i will have some daffodils
thanks
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:25:21 EDT (#)
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gerberers, orange.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:24:35 EDT (#)
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my bad...scourge can live another day.
Strange that name-calling on my post isn't directed at me.
I must have stepped into the twilight zone again.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:24:03 EDT (#)
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good grief... thank you orphelia.
if nothing else i can count on you to understand the insults i offer you. and really that's all i ask.
i'll be sending you flowers as a sign of appreciation. what do you like? you don't strike me as a roses sort of person. maybe daffodils. it's daffodils isn't it? or no no no no you seeem like you'd go for something less common just to be a pain in the ass.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:23:52 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry FJ if the emails, texts and phone calls to you, all that were ignored, were too much of a subtle hint.
Damn.
I knew I should have hired that plane to write 'Miss you Harry' out in red smoke over Glasgow.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:21:27 EDT (#)
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i miss FJ posting for sure.
but his rude/hatred for me is not amusing any longer
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:21:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 15:19:24 BST (#)
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ei! It was only the other day you were lamenting about how much you missed FJ!
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At least someone did!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:20:26 EDT (#)
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You two should totally snog and make up.
You know you wanna.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:19:24 EDT (#)
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ei! It was only the other day you were lamenting about how much you missed FJ!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:18:50 EDT (#)
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Well, no offence. But you're definitely mongo.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:18:37 EDT (#)
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heh, i hardly commented though
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:17:59 EDT (#)
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FFS sake, it's ei, me and FJ
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:17:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 15:16:24 BST (#)
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Surely to goodness EI is mongo?
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fuck off faggot
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:16:24 EDT (#)
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Surely to goodness EI is mongo?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:15:16 EDT (#)
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wait..... did scourge of all people -he who gives dissertations on the retarting of lemons-call me a mongo?
i'll cut a bitch
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:13:00 EDT (#)
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i certainly missed these ever so stimulating convos between the mongo, droop-eye, and effemiBRIT.
and the addition of one flew over the cuckoo's nest here just really adds that woman's touch that you needed.
YOU GUYS COULD FORM A SUPERHERO TEAM!
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I wanna be one.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:12:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 15:02:31 BST (#)
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scourgey you are just jealous.
Anyway, what have you done with banjo?
You didn't send her a cock shot did you? If so we may never hear from her again.
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that was me.
shortly afterwards i made her eat it
the photo that is, i think she got poisioned
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:10:23 EDT (#)
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sgthartman = flounder
shlongy called that shit long ago. i'm a firm believer in the saying 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it.'
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:10:22 EDT (#)
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what in the wide wide world of sports?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:07:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:05:08 EDT (#)
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mongo, droop-eye, and effemiBRIT.
which one am i?
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scourge you should do a list of Uberusers and give them all names like this. That would be fucking funny as hell.
Like...Sghartman = Fatterific
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:07:11 EDT (#)
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I make my girlfriend wear the "King" mask while we get dirty. She cries when we're done, but it's totally worth it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:07:08 EDT (#)
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Oh I was just chatting with someone about the word segue only the other day.
A very hot man in fact.
But I bet you a million quid scourgey, I could link sex to anything in two emails or less.
:)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:05:08 EDT (#)
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mongo, droop-eye, and effemiBRIT.
which one am i?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:04:10 EDT (#)
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naw, the only thing banjo and i talked about in email was global warming. hard to segue from that to, 'hey, by the way, do you think these shorts make my dick look a little too pinkish?' you know?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:03:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-12 09:57:16 EDT (#)
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"Haven't went"?
Why are you back?
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So snotty little pissants like you can remind me what went wrong with humanity.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:02:31 EDT (#)
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scourgey you are just jealous.
Anyway, what have you done with banjo?
You didn't send her a cock shot did you? If so we may never hear from her again.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:01:45 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA @ below
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:00:18 EDT (#)
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i certainly missed these ever so stimulating convos between the mongo, droop-eye, and effemiBRIT.
and the addition of one flew over the cuckoo's nest here just really adds that woman's touch that you needed.
YOU GUYS COULD FORM A SUPERHERO TEAM!
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-05-12 09:58:54 EDT (#)
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I give plus 2 to the Burger King man, I don't want him showing up at my house.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-12 09:57:16 EDT (#)
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"Haven't went"?
Why are you back?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 09:14:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 20:53:10 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 13:49:51 BST (#)
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Orph boobs are going to start their own account one day and begin posting.
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Oh that is so funny :)
AHAHAHA
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You know, they could go on tours, get a job, meet a nice penis.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:53:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 13:49:51 BST (#)
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Orph boobs are going to start their own account one day and begin posting.
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Oh that is so funny :)
AHAHAHA
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:52:13 EDT (#)
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I'm not quite sure what happened here.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:49:51 EDT (#)
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Orph boobs are going to start their own account one day and begin posting.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:39:23 EDT (#)
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You don't like him? He likes you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:37:25 EDT (#)
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My ears are burning.
What about my boobs?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:32:17 EDT (#)
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orph hasn't slapped her boobs down on the table yet.
for starters.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:32:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:24:48 EDT (#)
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I do love the sound of a tautened foreskin in the morning.
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Fucking FJ! I just dribbled tea while laughing.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:29:36 EDT (#)
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Rabbit fucking
cartoons
fast food
vulcans
What more is there left for this post to give?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:24:48 EDT (#)
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I do love the sound of a tautened foreskin in the morning.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:24:43 EDT (#)
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I guess this post has exausted it's supply of funny for the day now.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:19:46 EDT (#)
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you rang?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:19:29 EDT (#)
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i mean that they should be ashamed..
yes thats what i meant to say
tsk tsk SINNERS!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:18:11 EDT (#)
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where???
tell em to call me!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:17:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:09:24 EDT (#)
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SGT...
They hijacked my BK horror post and turned it dirty!
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AWWWWWWWWWW
What can I say, theres a bunch of horny freaks on Uber.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:12:12 EDT (#)
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Agreed, the burger King and clowns. Scary, scary clowns.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:09:24 EDT (#)
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SGT...
They hijacked my BK horror post and turned it dirty!
:(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-12 08:07:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 07:17:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:14:43 BST (#)
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When was the last time you pinched a girl's nipples so hard that she screamed, then drooled and slobbered all over her ass hole?
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Last night and they were my own.
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All this talk of bunny banging is hilarious.
I agree though, vulcan women are SMOKING, see kim Catrall (sp?) in Star Trek V: The Undiscovered Country.
HOTT
P.S. - Fj you are a kinky freak. You too Orphelia.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 07:37:57 EDT (#)
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Violence is never the answer F.J.!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 07:31:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 19:14:43 WST (#)
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When was the last time you pinched a girl's nipples so hard that she screamed, then drooled and slobbered all over her ass hole?
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3 years ago, but I was younger, drunker and hornier.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 07:25:42 EDT (#)
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Now you're talking
this is much better than your freaky rabbit fucking fetishes.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 07:22:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:19:21 BST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 07:14:43 EDT (#)
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When was the last time you pinched a girl's nipples so hard that she screamed, then drooled and slobbered all over her ass hole?
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Dunno. What time is it now?
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You just always have to go one better don't you Spammy?
As if a girl (unpaid or of her own free will) would let you near her nipples.
You junky.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 07:21:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:14:43 BST (#)
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When was the last time you pinched a girl's nipples so hard that she screamed, then drooled and slobbered all over her ass hole?
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ten minutes ago, i needed a coke zero and the bitch wasnt playing
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-12 07:19:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 07:14:43 EDT (#)
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When was the last time you pinched a girl's nipples so hard that she screamed, then drooled and slobbered all over her ass hole?
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Dunno. What time is it now?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 07:17:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 12:14:43 BST (#)
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When was the last time you pinched a girl's nipples so hard that she screamed, then drooled and slobbered all over her ass hole?
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Last night and they were my own.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 07:14:43 EDT (#)
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When was the last time you pinched a girl's nipples so hard that she screamed, then drooled and slobbered all over her ass hole?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 07:09:10 EDT (#)
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yeah fg is hot.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 07:00:59 EDT (#)
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Who are 'they'?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-12 18:50:49 WST (#)
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They write papers about sick fuckers like you lot.
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Who is sick?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:57:07 EDT (#)
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my love for forensic knows no bounds.
you make this site a better place
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:50:49 EDT (#)
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They write papers about sick fuckers like you lot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:26:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 11:10:22 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 11:03:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:59:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah but you probably have sex with the lights off, missionary position, for three, maybe three and a half minutes, and your idea of foreplay is to mute the television.
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at least i have sex, Elizabeth I.
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BRISTOL, May 12 (Reuters) - EmissionImpossible has confirmed that he is not a virgin. Full story at 11.
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well my ass is
no it isn't :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:25:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 11:13:21 BST (#)
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Don't mind EI, it appears his spastic colon is acting up again
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umm and how have i been a spastic colon?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:14:45 EDT (#)
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It's a 1949 Buick Roadmaster. Straight 8. Fireball 8. Only 8,985 production models. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.
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And you want to stick your peener in the exhaust? Yes?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:13:21 EDT (#)
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Don't mind EI, it appears his spastic colon is acting up again
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:10:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 11:03:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:59:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah but you probably have sex with the lights off, missionary position, for three, maybe three and a half minutes, and your idea of foreplay is to mute the television.
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at least i have sex, Elizabeth I.
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BRISTOL, May 12 (Reuters) - EmissionImpossible has confirmed that he is not a virgin. Full story at 11.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:10:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-12 11:04:30 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:54:56 EDT (#)
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you know whats hot?
a women with a nice face, tight body, nice tits and a fit ass
not elves
not rabbits
not fat women who happen to have big tits
or cartoon characters
or vulcans
STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT
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Easy there Rainman, you don't want to have a funny turn. Afterall it IS Toosday.
Yeah, Definitely Toosday.
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Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:09:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 11:05:44 BST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 17:50:47 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:47:24 BST (#)
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Noses big noses are hot. Strong jaws and pectoral muscles.
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What about a tongue that could scoop out a coconut?
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As long as it is a clean tongue with no white bits or uneven tastebuds.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:54:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
you know whats hot?
a women with a nice face, tight body, nice tits and a fit ass
not elves
not rabbits
not fat women who happen to have big tits
or cartoon characters
or vulcans
STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT
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Your boring...
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It's a 1949 Buick Roadmaster. Straight 8. Fireball 8. Only 8,985 production models. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 17:50:47 WST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:47:24 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Noses big noses are hot. Strong jaws and pectoral muscles.
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What about a tongue that could scoop out a coconut?
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As long as it is a clean tongue with no white bits or uneven tastebuds.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:54:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
you know whats hot?
a women with a nice face, tight body, nice tits and a fit ass
not elves
not rabbits
not fat women who happen to have big tits
or cartoon characters
or vulcans
STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT
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Your boring...
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"not elves"
I have to disagree because Legolas was fucking smokin hot!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:04:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you know whats hot?
a women with a nice face, tight body, nice tits and a fit ass
not elves
not rabbits
not fat women who happen to have big tits
or cartoon characters
or vulcans
STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT
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Easy there Rainman, you don't want to have a funny turn. Afterall it IS Toosday.
Yeah, Definitely Toosday.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 06:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:59:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah but you probably have sex with the lights off, missionary position, for three, maybe three and a half minutes, and your idea of foreplay is to mute the television.
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at least i have sex, Elizabeth I.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:54:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
you know whats hot?
a women with a nice face, tight body, nice tits and a fit ass
not elves
not rabbits
not fat women who happen to have big tits
or cartoon characters
or vulcans
STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT
~~~~~
Yeah but you probably have sex with the lights off, missionary position, for three, maybe three and a half minutes, and your idea of foreplay is to mute the television.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ubmitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:19:44 EDT (#)
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I'm funny
I'm a cunt
I'm a trout
I'm darling
I'm -2
I'm +2
I'm so confused. no wonder i'm fucking mental.
but at least i'm not predictible so I guess that's something.
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It's possible to be all these things at once you know trouty, or even to move from one to the other, it's called the Human Experiance. you should try it sometime.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:56:13 EDT (#)
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I like facial stubble too. I think most men look the hottest when they skip shaving for a few days.
I also LOVE Adam's apples, I want to lick them and touch them all the time.
Yes, My name is Moon and I am a neck addict. Don't judge me you guys want to bone rabbits!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you know whats hot?
a women with a nice face, tight body, nice tits and a fit ass
not elves
not rabbits
not fat women who happen to have big tits
or cartoon characters
or vulcans
STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Doris and I stopped at McDonalds last weekend on the drive back from Norfolk.
Whilst in the restaurant Ronald McDonald came in and started chatting to all the kids. He has a magic tape measure which he uses to measure your arm span that tells you what type of animal you are.
After being meassured it turns out I'm an otter and I have an enormous penis (magic tape measure, see).
I'm not sure it was the real Ronald McDonald though as I saw him in a black car in the car park putting on a wig.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:50:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:47:24 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Noses big noses are hot. Strong jaws and pectoral muscles.
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What about a tongue that could scoop out a coconut?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:45:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:36:52 EDT (#)
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Boobs are SO 1990s.
I predict a surge in sexual attraction to ears in the coming decade. Women will wear their hair away from their faces to accentuate their plump lobes, men will drool over them and snatch lingering glances in bars up and down the land, plastic surgeons will be swamped by sluts desperate to have their ears fattened up and stretched out to land acting roles and modelling gigs, websites will be dedicated to the fetish of spunking all over pink, oiled-up ear cavities, weird sex parties will take place in private where perverts blindfold one another and try to identify their ideal fuck-buddies through aural examination only, chinese whispers will take on a new, kinky image, and men won't even bother to unclip bras anymore, so intent will they be on holding tightly onto the ears while during mad, frenzied bouts of fucking.
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Seriously, there's a lot to be said for this the more I think about it. I mean, look at how Elves are portrayed in fantasy: beautiful features with a delicate kind of luminescence - big fuck-off pointy ears. Even the Vulcans in Star trek are hot in an androgynous kind of way. And as for the Viera in Final Fantasy XII? Forget about it.
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And it's no coincidence that Playboy chose a bunny for their logo. Brides-to-be wear ears on their hen nights, 'shagging like rabbits' is a well-used turn of phrase...hell, even Bugs Bunny looks rathe fetching when he dresses up as a she-rabbit.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Noses big noses are hot. Strong jaws and pectoral muscles.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boobs are SO 1990s.
I predict a surge in sexual attraction to ears in the coming decade. Women will wear their hair away from their faces to accentuate their plump lobes, men will drool over them and snatch lingering glances in bars up and down the land, plastic surgeons will be swamped by sluts desperate to have their ears fattened up and stretched out to land acting roles and modelling gigs, websites will be dedicated to the fetish of spunking all over pink, oiled-up ear cavities, weird sex parties will take place in private where perverts blindfold one another and try to identify their ideal fuck-buddies through aural examination only, chinese whispers will take on a new, kinky image, and men won't even bother to unclip bras anymore, so intent will they be on holding tightly onto the ears while during mad, frenzied bouts of fucking.
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Seriously, there's a lot to be said for this the more I think about it. I mean, look at how Elves are portrayed in fantasy: beautiful features with a delicate kind of luminescence - big fuck-off pointy ears. Even the Vulcans in Star trek are hot in an androgynous kind of way. And as for the Viera in Final Fantasy XII? Forget about it.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a very bulbous adam's apple, and a jaw that might have been carved from granite.
Shame they are hidden by my flabby chins :o(
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
psh we all know you dont have any friends.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:42:22 EDT (#)
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ears?
eww
I get hot for adam's apples and chisled jawlines.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you better start being nice to my friend
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:40:46 EDT (#)
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you know i'm just playing, right?
I don't care about ratings.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boobs are SO 1990s.
I predict a surge in sexual attraction to ears in the coming decade. Women will wear their hair away from their faces to accentuate their plump lobes, men will drool over them and snatch lingering glances in bars up and down the land, plastic surgeons will be swamped by sluts desperate to have their ears fattened up and stretched out to land acting roles and modelling gigs, websites will be dedicated to the fetish of spunking all over pink, oiled-up ear cavities, weird sex parties will take place in private where perverts blindfold one another and try to identify their ideal fuck-buddies through aural examination only, chinese whispers will take on a new, kinky image, and men won't even bother to unclip bras anymore, so intent will they be on holding tightly onto the ears while during mad, frenzied bouts of fucking.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey i only killed the last streak by giving you imodium.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno. Isn't it meant to be some kind of comment on Jesus?
Anyway, BK was the best trainer in Fight Night.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EI kills another streak for me
:(
test tube baby!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you lot are making me feel sick and hungry, all at the same time
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:18:24 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh I totally with FJ on the whole cartoon Bunny fucking thing. I think it's the ears, gives you something to hold to.
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Women have things to hold on too, they are called breasts.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:29:13 EDT (#)
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I have no idea what any of you crazy foreigners are on about.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:19:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bigwig in Watership down is fully hot.
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OMG I was totally gonna say that. The bit where he gets necked in the trap is fuckin' hot.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rabbits are very sexual creatures.
I love it when they do that 'nibbling on a carrot' pose.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Burger King is called Hungry Jacks over here and has turned foul.
Bigwig in Watership down is fully hot.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 04:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<faints>
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Rating the post not the poster, darling. As ever.
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I'm funny
I'm a cunt
I'm a trout
I'm darling
I'm -2
I'm +2
I'm so confused. no wonder i'm fucking mental.
but at least i'm not predictible so I guess that's something.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*looks around*
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh I totally with FJ on the whole cartoon Bunny fucking thing. I think it's the ears, gives you something to hold to.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 10:09:37 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are not really any female rabbits in Watership down, only a few, the one with the black round her eyes is quite hot, better than the bimbo at the farmhouse, the pet.
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I bet you would bang the shit out of General Woundwort though, he'd have you for his sex slave.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:11:34 EDT (#)
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how did my scary mascot post turn into
"animals i'd like to fuck"????
weirdos
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Work emial FJ, though last night in desperation I spammed both.
There are not really any female rabbits in Watership down, only a few, the one with the black round her eyes is quite hot, better than the bimbo at the farmhouse, the pet.
What?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To my work email? I replied to you this morning but haven't had anything since...
Jessica Rabbit's another one I'd love to lick out. Is it just that all cartoon rabbits are hot?
*puts on Watership Down DVD*
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 04:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<faints>
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Rating the post not the poster, darling. As ever.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 05:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FJ, my lovely, you have mail. :)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-12 04:58:05 EDT (#)
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I would fuck the Cadbury Bunny silly.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 04:56:59 EDT (#)
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<faints>
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-12 04:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Totally agree. It's proper fucking sinister.
But then again Ronald McDonald is hardly a paragon of Cute.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 04:51:26 EDT (#)
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i wouldn't want to wake up next to that - first time i ever said this but - not hot!
they don't do kids masks with that on, do they? cos i am sure they do and well, that is just freaky
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 04:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I prefer MacDonalds, if I am gonna eat that crap.
Or Wimpey. You can't beat a brown derby from Wimpey.
:)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-12 04:47:55 EDT (#)
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how'd you like to wake up with that in your bed Orphy?
I'd have a full on cardiac arrest and die on the spot!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-12 04:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DISTURBING.