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More Things That Scare The Hell out Of Me (1093 hits)

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Submitted by mystiamoon (View user info) at 2009-05-13 06:50:30 EDT


No other scary clown can touch PENNYWISE.



They all float down here.

BEEP BEEP RITCHIE!!!!!

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Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and because my first ever girlfriend left me for my sister.

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2009-05-16 13:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're pushing it.


Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-05-16 02:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ihateclowns.com is a good place, a real site



Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-14 05:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aw, you're welcome.

(Thank-you for what?)

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-14 05:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever..its ok

just wanted to say thank-you FJ






Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-14 05:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, I can't.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-14 01:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-13 21:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Pennywise scares the poop out of me. I always imagine that he's in the closet in my bedroom, getting it on with Kayako from "The Grudge".

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-13 18:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


loon.


Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-05-13 17:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-13 14:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*searching for my creepy clownie gif*

Fuckin Ed Gein eat your eyeballs out with a spoon clowns.

I HAVE met a couple of interesting clowns in my travels tho...

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-13 11:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yikes.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

she's pretty hot and self sufficient, she needs no ego boost

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shhh you i'm trying to boost her confidence.

play your part young man.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 14:34:29 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

no, you amused me greatly when you bitchslapped EI on that other post.


don't sell yourself short, you got some feisty in you!

work it out girl.
-----------
umm i didnt get bitchslapped

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Deep throat me.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Oh man, that freaked me out as a kid. Then when I got into my 'horror movie' stage at about 12yrs old, totally loved him.


THEY ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE!!!


Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no, you amused me greatly when you bitchslapped EI on that other post.


don't sell yourself short, you got some feisty in you!

work it out girl.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pennywise terrifies me too.

See


I never say anything amusing.
EVAR

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love fish. I have a tank with a fighter, four tetras and four albino catfish, they are pretty and relax me.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

didnt i tell you my pigtails are sore, bitchface?


quit flirting!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so long as mystia doesnt send you a scratch and sniff photo of herself you will be ok

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can cope with pictures, it's the smell and the way they move which freaks me out most.
Fishes are fucking hideous and wrong.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

now i'll have to find a super scary shrimp picture just to give ya some nightmares.


mmm prawns...i'm hungry.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

All of them. And the crusty ones, including prawns.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dervel, he's on my list too.

what fishes?

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That old chap from Poltergeist was scarier.

Personally, I'm scared of the fishes.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sorry monkey dont shoot me with your guns.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck you, that wasn't cool.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

PIGTAILS

stay with the program

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post was laking a comment by me to make it more interesting.
I am here.
let the +2's rain down upon you............




wait!
did you say ponytails?

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-13 20:09:46 WST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When you think about it though, there is no north, east, south, and west.
--

Only Zuul.
----
And spam is the gatekeeper and mystia is the keymaster?

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

unless by south you mean down my pants..


with the bats
-------------------
you have bats in your bloomers?

no cobwebs I hope...

Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When you think about it though, there is no north, east, south, and west.
--

Only Zuul.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When you think about it though, there is no north, east, south, and west.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

unless by south you mean down my pants..


with the bats

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

south?


when was it ever north?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My my! This sure went south in a hurry.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh Spam just throw me down and fuck me stupid, get it all out. My pigtails can't take any more pulling.

I'll even fake an earth shattering orgasm at the end for ya muffin.
<3
===============================
awwwww you are a sweetheart.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

file name

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh Spam just throw me down and fuck me stupid, get it all out. My pigtails can't take any more pulling.

I'll even fake an earth shattering orgasm at the end for ya muffin.
<3

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-13 19:46:24 WST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sugar in the morning
Sugar in the evening
Sugar at suppertime...
=======================
Pizza in the morning
Pizza in the Evening
Pizza at suppertime...
When Pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime...
----------------
You two make me sick....

Vomit in the morning
Vomit in the evening
Vomit at suppertime...

Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*puts on Donny Osmond voice*

"And they called it... Guppy Love"

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sugar in the morning
Sugar in the evening
Sugar at suppertime...
=======================
Pizza in the morning
Pizza in the Evening
Pizza at suppertime...
When Pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime...

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wants me below

Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why was yesterday's so good but this, which is the same concept, so shitty?

Spam your mood swings are harder to follow than women with PMS.

<3

--

To say that yesterday's was Good, would be something of an over-statement to be honest but I was feeling generous. To do essentially the same thing again today just lamer is -2 material. Makes me laugh that you think because you gave a 0 on my post, you automatically qualify for the same here though.

Also, for somebody who advertises themself as being 'perfectly nice' you were quite quick to call me a dick. Just thought I'd point that out.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shut up, bastard.

these bats are only in here so i can make some extra cash farming guano, it sells for top dollar to fertilizer companies.


Now please clarify why 2 lines of text and a pic gets a +2 from you all day yesterday and today you claim no such post can get better than a -2?



in other news:
MY PIGTAILS HURT!!!!!!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i can wait, they frown upon reading funny poems at work

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you two should just fuck and get all this attraction out of your systems


ei i will mail you when i get home in a bit if you can wait.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sugar in the morning
Sugar in the evening
Sugar at suppertime...

Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nope he's not hiding...whatever

There's some damn good pussy underneath my control tops i'll have you know.

--

Possibly, but who would know? I bet when you pull them down fucking BATS fly out of there like some sort of long forgotten Indiana Jones treasure cavern

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why was yesterday's so good but this, which is the same concept, so shitty?

Spam your mood swings are harder to follow than women with PMS.

<3

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 19:12:40 WST (#)
Ranking: 0

ok people, i am gonna do a voicewhore but what should i say/read/quote??
------------
The Twilight books, they are hilarious.

Sorry Mystia, I can't give this higher than a 0 because Pennywise really does freak me the fuck out. I quickly scrolled down then so I didn't have to look.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-13 12:17:10 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 12:12:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

ok people, i am gonna do a voicewhore but what should i say/read/quote??
----

I say something like Roald dahl's dirty beasts (one of) but I have some funny kick ass poems if you like.
I'm being nice.
--------------

you have my email.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nope he's not hiding...whatever

There's some damn good pussy underneath my control tops i'll have you know.

Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Spam.

I won't rate you with my actual account aswell as that's unfair. But I'm also not going to hide behind an alter, or give a positive rating to this post which, essentially, is a bag of shit.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lol who are you then?

Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your reaction to my honest rating is hilarious woman. How could expect anything other than a -2 for a few lines of text and a photo?

Yes, this is an alter, I am only using it as my normal acount is currently locked after changing the e-mail address. I'm not doing it to hide my identity or anything like that so unbuch those control panties you wear so that you can look nice while sitting in your trailer.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 12:12:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

ok people, i am gonna do a voicewhore but what should i say/read/quote??
----

I say something like Roald dahl's dirty beasts (one of) but I have some funny kick ass poems if you like.
I'm being nice.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Tim Curry has an irritating smile. I want to punch things when he does.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

But he isn't smiling here.
This is his cum face.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

REMAKE??????


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

do the sleeziest ubererotica entry

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh jesus fucking christ thanks for the memories
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

They are working on a remake right now.

I hope its good.
This was the best made for TV horror mini-series i've ever seen.

I dunno if anyone else can make the clown as terrifying as Tim Curry did.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ok people, i am gonna do a voicewhore but what should i say/read/quote??

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Tim Curry has an irritating smile. I want to punch things when he does.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what EI?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

do you work night shift or something?

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wtf i answered you ORFEELYA


i was busy cussing jackass out on his post for his-2..:)

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my computer is slow :(


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

when I was little I thought Poltergeist was under my bed

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

see, i speak to you directly and you ignore me!

:)

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw it as a kid and it made me never want to go to a circus out of clown fear.
So, yes make them all watch it and get out of future circus trips.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

mystia is so hot for me

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh jesus fucking christ thanks for the memories

Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2





Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ignore monkey boy mystia.

Is it wrong I let my kid watch this? He fucking shit his pants, it was awesome, like when I give my baby chilli sauce and watch his face all scrunch up.
He loled like crazy though at the spider at the end. Said it was shite.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shut your wart ridden face Emission

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But he was so fuckably hot in rocky horror!

hi mystia! :) <3 x

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0






next time be a bit more liberal with your make up


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a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.

Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV.

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