Cripple Sex (1264 hits)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2009-05-17 22:20:10 EDT
No, I'm still not dead, just busy having a life... and yes, I'd rather be in a wheelchair, connected to a colostomy bag, writing crappy articles with a stick in my mouth. It'd be great. People would come visit, give sympathy and feel pity. Pity is good, very underestimated, much easier to get pity then to accomplish something...
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-05-20 00:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-19 23:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get Syphilis from a pack of silverbacks.
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Wow... hey now, that's offensive..., I'll play your "I hope" game, but I must warn you, my good Christian upbringing prevents me from being too inconsiderate toward others... anyway, here it goes...
I hope you see your mum getting raped by a junkie while he repeatedly stabs her throat with an AIDS needle, chews open her wrists with his teeth and takes a dump on her chest... you know, one of those watery meth addict dumps.
Anyway, you run to her just in time to see the last drop of blood run through her paper think veins as she whispers "you're adopted"
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-19 23:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get Syphilis from a pack of silverbacks.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-19 21:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who is this again? Why is he posting links to a myspace page?
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-05-18 20:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I MISSED -2ING YOU
AH. FEELS SO GOOD
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I read one of your posts
http://www.ubersite.com/m/122079
...and thought you wouldn't mind if i said; "I hope your mums legs get amputated mistakenly and your house gets foreclosed."
...and to the rest,
wow, thank you guys, i just knew you wouldn't give up on hating me.
I mean, if you did, it be like admitting your penis is smaller then mine, or that you were wrong in the first place, or that all your past insults failed and you decided to stop commenting as you now realise that i'm simply better then you.
...some of the morons must feel that way... you know who you are, and let me just say; you're absolutely right.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I MISSED -2ING YOU
AH. FEELS SO GOOD
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-18 14:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just found out who you are!
are you Eric the Midget from the Howard Stern show??
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-18 14:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't hate you.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...This post is only -1?
...does this mean most the morons who hate me finally realised they were wrong?
good for you... its progress, you can now start becoming one of those that love me.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-05-18 03:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-18 02:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
colostomy bags are gross, I had a catheter (sp?) once and I had to empty it myself and all, it was the weirdest feeling watching your pee leaking into the bag and having no control over yourself.
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...curious, why did you need one of those? Did it save time and effort going to the bathroom?
Where would i buy one?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-05-18 02:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just die already.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-18 02:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
colostomy bags are gross, I had a catheter (sp?) once and I had to empty it myself and all, it was the weirdest feeling watching your pee leaking into the bag and having no control over yourself.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-18 02:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-05-17 19:40:21 PDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-17 22:31:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2009-05-17 22:20:10 EDT
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... and yes, I'd rather be in a wheelchair, connected to a colostomy bag, writing crappy articles with a stick in my mouth. It'd be great. People would come visit, give sympathy and feel pity.
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Not me; I'd just shove your head down on the stick until it came out the back of your head.
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Hmmm, so much hate towards cripples you never met.
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i'm sure its just regular ol' hate, dont flatter yourself
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-05-18 01:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-17 23:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles control, only because he's a fucking asshole.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-05-17 23:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-05-17 22:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-17 22:31:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2009-05-17 22:20:10 EDT
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... and yes, I'd rather be in a wheelchair, connected to a colostomy bag, writing crappy articles with a stick in my mouth. It'd be great. People would come visit, give sympathy and feel pity.
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Not me; I'd just shove your head down on the stick until it came out the back of your head.
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Hmmm, so much hate towards cripples you never met.
tell me, i'm curious, so far how many cripples have you actually killed?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-17 22:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2009-05-17 22:20:10 EDT
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... and yes, I'd rather be in a wheelchair, connected to a colostomy bag, writing crappy articles with a stick in my mouth. It'd be great. People would come visit, give sympathy and feel pity.
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Not me; I'd just shove your head down on the stick until it came out the back of your head.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-17 22:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2