(Insert pretensious title here) *ABSOLUTELY NO CONTENT* (1123 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.66 on 93 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by FJBell (View user info) at 2009-05-18 09:51:52 EDT
Hi Uber Darlings! I'm FJ Bell, Flash Harry to my friends.
My Uber chums are orphelia, FALLEN, SgtH and occasionally FG flirts with me, when the mood takes her and the anorexia hasn't drained her completely..
Everyone thinks I am gay but I am not!
I write about heaving breasts, swollen clits and throbbing cocks.
I +2 absolutely anything in a skirt.
Often, I use words like 'frock', 'brassier', 'petticoats' and 'olde' to be British and quiant.
My work is mainly erotica, although I am actually, like most men on this site, a virgin.
The plot lines I use are inspired by the large collection of Mills and Boon I joyously discovered under my mothers bed.
I had a poodle that died and I stuffed and mounted her.
I have made Bored at Work three times, matching the amount of 'man bags' I currently own.
Well, that's all for now my literary luvvies, I must go and write emo poetry about chubby girls in tight corsets with loose morals.
xoxo
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-21 08:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a gay cat, and I shot an opossum last night because it was trying to hump him. Also, I didn't read this.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-20 02:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever you're doing seems to be working for you.
Of course by "Whatever" I mean drugs.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Roadie: I'm actually not Offspring, it is a running joke. Many uberers claim to be Offspring's alter. For all I know, YOU'RE Offspring.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-05-19 14:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
VIRGIN?? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-19 07:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://tech.msn.com/products/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=19445651&imageindex=1
anyone else think this applies to Uber?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-19 03:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-18 23:00:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
lame
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The clue was in *ABSOLUTELY NO CONTENT*
What did you expect?
Hmmmm.
And to think I defended your speech to that beastly Scourge!
You man are struck off my christmas card list, so is that rascal emission, do not think I did not see your sneaky -1, you monkey!
ps Next time people click on a post that says *ABSOULTELY NO CONTENT* AND has a spelling mistake in the title they should REALLY lower their expectations.
I CAN'T BE AWESOME ALL THE TIME, SOMETIME MY AWESOMENESS NEEDS RESTING AND THEN I WILL POST POOP LIKE THIS UNTIL I EITHER DIE, BART BANS ME OR MY BABY STARTS CRAWLING
Haha if you just read all that too, twat
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-19 01:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"pretentious"
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-18 23:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:41:10 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-18 13:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate you people so much.
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Scourge continues to be one of my favorite people on uber.
Along with (in no particular order):
-FJ
-Sgt
-Orphelia
-Mystia
-FALLEN
-Snark
-Forensic
-Maiorano (or however the hell it's spelled)
-Jeanneee
-Kaos
-Emission (sometimes)
-Rob Berg
-Bubba (though he's an old pedo-cunt who forgets he likes me sometimes)
-Merlina
-Spam
-BrdnNkd
-Offspring (my alter)
-RoadSong
-Hidden (though he's left, it seems)
-SilvrWolf (though he's been without the intarwebs for a while)
-Method (and his many alters, particularly Quint, through whom he effectively seems to exercise his Oedipus complex)
-Caulaincourt (although he's a cunt all the fucking time)
-Linus
-Messmind
And that's enough ass-kissing for the day, I suppose. If you haven't made the list I'm sure you're not offended but if you are I probably love you and you should chalk it up to the fact that I'm a known pothead or maybe we haven't communicated in a while. Of course, if Sico was still on uber he'd top the list but he's left. Also, due to my psycho-loyalty Redskies, Icarus and Frankthebear haven't made the list (since they're his trolls) but I don't dislike them.
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Well thanks sage...
WAIT!
This list has ALL of Uber on it.
You are offspring?
I MUST HAVE AN ALTER POSTHASTE!
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Back to the matter at hand, rating this post. There is nothing like a smileface and a mic.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-18 18:00:55 EDT (#)
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lame
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made TWO lists!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
sage> sometimes? HOW VERY DARE YOU!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Genuine hahahahahaha @ below
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Farts dust below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not "old".
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-18 14:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should have made my list, below (but didn't since he's generally a perverted, irritable old bastard who consistently -2's my posts and makes me cry--OR--because I forgot but I love him despite the latter because he gives good golf advice).
Third golf lesson today, by the way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-18 14:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sage- go fuck yourself.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-05-18 14:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what's this?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-18 13:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SGT makes a list, boo yah!
yeah what happened to Sico anyways?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-18 13:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-18 13:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate you people so much.
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Scourge continues to be one of my favorite people on uber.
Along with (in no particular order):
-FJ
-Sgt
-Orphelia
-Mystia
-FALLEN
-Snark
-Forensic
-Maiorano (or however the hell it's spelled)
-Jeanneee
-Kaos
-Emission (sometimes)
-Rob Berg
-Bubba (though he's an old pedo-cunt who forgets he likes me sometimes)
-Merlina
-Spam
-BrdnNkd
-Offspring (my alter)
-RoadSong
-Hidden (though he's left, it seems)
-SilvrWolf (though he's been without the intarwebs for a while)
-Method (and his many alters, particularly Quint, through whom he effectively seems to exercise his Oedipus complex)
-Caulaincourt (although he's a cunt all the fucking time)
-Linus
-Messmind
And that's enough ass-kissing for the day, I suppose. If you haven't made the list I'm sure you're not offended but if you are I probably love you and you should chalk it up to the fact that I'm a known pothead or maybe we haven't communicated in a while. Of course, if Sico was still on uber he'd top the list but he's left. Also, due to my psycho-loyalty Redskies, Icarus and Frankthebear haven't made the list (since they're his trolls) but I don't dislike them.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-18 13:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you like i can mail you a pic of fj in a very comprimising post to make up for it?
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Oh no. That's quite alright. I'll pass. Something tells me it will scar me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 13:10:26 EDT (#)
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Only for the last seven posts, I am not responsible for the nudity etc
haha the owner should really change the password but i don't think they mind
if you like i can mail you a pic of fj in a very comprimising post to make up for it?
:)
for real
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-18 13:03:28 EDT (#)
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Honestly, until just now, I didn't know who had the account.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-18 13:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate you people so much.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:59:22 EDT (#)
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FG I am sorry you thought I was overly mean.
*curtsies*
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:59:02 EDT (#)
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ATTN ENGLISH TYPES
YOU'RE ALL UNDER THE "TYPE" UMBRELLA
STOP BEING RETARDED
FUCKING FUCK-FUCK
AMERICA
FUCK YEAH
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
spam?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:56:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 17:42:53 BST (#)
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actually doodles, FJ isn't english, i am not english and tuts is australian and emission is welsh.
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Can I have a checklist on how to tell?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:50:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 17:42:53 BST (#)
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actually doodles, FJ isn't english, i am not english and tuts is australian and emission is welsh.
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im english. ignore spam and his delusional girlfriend, too many sausages in the wrong place.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHOUT-OUT BELL?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and i am not gay either
:?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:42:53 EDT (#)
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actually doodles, FJ isn't english, i am not english and tuts is australian and emission is welsh.
call me doodles, let's do lunch
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:16:55 EDT (#)
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But would you like my special toffee crisp?
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If by special you mean full roofies so I pass out and you can take advantage of me? that kind of special?
Yes, I would like that very much.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:35:08 EDT (#)
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Oh we all know correlation proves causation.
English="fucking gay"= FJ bell.
Therefore F.J. Bell=English.
being english causes you to be gay, inversely not being english causes you to be not gay
With exasperation
AMERICA
FUCK YEAH
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you can't possibly mean me
i am eastern european
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slavic?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:30:48 EDT (#)
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ATTN ALL EASTERN EUROPEAN TYPES:
STOP BEING SUCH GAPING CUNTS.
SRSLY
WITH INDIFFERENCE
AMERICA
COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not English.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you can't possibly mean me
i am eastern european
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:25:07 EDT (#)
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ATTN ALL ENGLISH TYPES
STOP BEING SO FUCKING GAY
SRSLY
WITH LOVE,
AMERICA
FUCK YEAH!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:23:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-18 17:04:17 BST (#)
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Tuts my email is on my early posts
i will keep checking my box for your box
-Thats hilarious. Tell you what I will draw you a picture.
Anyway Orph I have a huge explanation why I'm not lesbo.
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shhh dont tell everyone about my penis
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two cannibals are eating by an open fire,
One says to the other "I don't like your wife!"
The other looks up and says "Well, just eat your chips then!"
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:16:55 EDT (#)
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But would you like my special toffee crisp?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:04:17 EDT (#)
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Tuts my email is on my early posts
i will keep checking my box for your box
-Thats hilarious. Tell you what I will draw you a picture.
Anyway Orph I have a huge explanation why I'm not lesbo.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like toffee crisps.
just putting that out there.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 12:01:41 EDT (#)
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tuts has yet to deliver the goods
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:51:19 EDT (#)
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Tuts my email is on my early posts
i will keep checking my box for your box
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Sly minx...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 16:46:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look, if you must know, I don't like toffee crisps. There, I said it.
Now, make that a mars bar ice cream and you've got yourself a date, missy.
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That is just perverted
Tuts my email is on my early posts
i will keep checking my box for your box
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look, if you must know, I don't like toffee crisps. There, I said it.
Now, make that a mars bar ice cream and you've got yourself a date, missy.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:46:13 EDT (#)
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Serious as Vaginas.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tuts, I feel you are not taking my idea seriously.
Whilst i am here, what is wrong with asking a bloke to insert a toffee crisp into your vag?
WHAT FJ, WHAT?
:*-(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A friend saw Brokeback Mountain in India and they'd cut all the gay stuff out, leaving a 45 minute film about sheep farming.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:40:54 EDT (#)
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Ha! and while we are there we should compare vaginas, ohh my vagina is pinker then yours, yes but mine is smaller, yes but mine can fit a whole small country and it's residents in it, it is quite the party trick......
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:40:18 EDT (#)
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I said a "little weird". But not in a bad way.
Come back.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wholeheartedly agree.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loose
and ftr FJ weird = odd so there
:(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:37:36 EDT (#)
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I like tuts, I think she should email me her boobs and stuff and I can tell you all about what i saw and how it made me feel
there is a good chance she'd go for it i bet she is a bit lezza and all internet women are a bit lose
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:27:11 EDT (#)
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sorry tuts! i can see a good shit stirrer in you!
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EXCELLENT
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:24:18 EDT (#)
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Oh you don't want to flirt with me EI and now your laughing at me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:19:50 EDT (#)
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lol@tuts
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:18:19 EDT (#)
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Did he? I didn't read that link.
You know what, I think I'll cope.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:17:21 EDT (#)
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He just called you a retard Fj, are you going to take that shit?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:09:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 16:07:02 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 16:03:44 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:52:29 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:51:23 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't have periods when you are pregnant, silly.
:)
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you ever get bored being continually pregnant?
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you ever get bored being continually irritating and creepy?
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Good grief.
PWND!
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http://www.pokerforums.org/general-discussion/30405-my-favorie-definition-pwned.html
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:08:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 16:03:44 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:52:29 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:51:23 BST (#)
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You don't have periods when you are pregnant, silly.
:)
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you ever get bored being continually pregnant?
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you ever get bored being continually irritating and creepy?
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no
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:07:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 16:03:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:52:29 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:51:23 BST (#)
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You don't have periods when you are pregnant, silly.
:)
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you ever get bored being continually pregnant?
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you ever get bored being continually irritating and creepy?
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Good grief.
PWND!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 11:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:52:29 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:51:23 BST (#)
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You don't have periods when you are pregnant, silly.
:)
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you ever get bored being continually pregnant?
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you ever get bored being continually irritating and creepy?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:57:16 EDT (#)
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100 000 bitches.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:52:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:51:23 BST (#)
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You don't have periods when you are pregnant, silly.
:)
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you ever get bored being continually pregnant?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:51:26 EDT (#)
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Yeah and I get depressed when it's winter so I would kill myself.
Yes EI, the GAYS are a race, they fly around in ships implanting surrogate mothers with their semen to propagate their species and they like anal probes. On no hang on that is aliens, my bad.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:51:23 EDT (#)
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You don't have periods when you are pregnant, silly.
:)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:49:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:44:33 BST (#)
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Ooooh maybe i am jelus of FG and that's why I said it, hey emission.
Pleease psycho analyise me!!
It's not just something I saw on the site and repeated like the rest of the post
Moron
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*******HORMONE ALERT, HORMONE ALERT*********
Evacute immediately
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:48:55 EDT (#)
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Is it wrong that I REALLY like youmeatsix??
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:46:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-18 15:34:27 BST (#)
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I don't even own an umbrella.
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You wouldn't last two minutes here.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:45:24 EDT (#)
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THE GAYS?
are they a race? like the Mexican lime?
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:44:33 EDT (#)
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Ooooh maybe i am jelus of FG and that's why I said it, hey emission.
Pleease psycho analyise me!!
It's not just something I saw on the site and repeated like the rest of the post
Moron
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:37:19 EDT (#)
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yeah that's why we think he's gay, the gays are bitchy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:34:42 EDT (#)
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yeah that was a bit bitchy!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:34:27 EDT (#)
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I don't even own an umbrella.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:32:16 EDT (#)
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"...and the anorexia hasn't drained her completely.."
Be nice!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:28:41 EDT (#)
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I saw a woman earlier carrying the same umbrella as me. I knew it was the same because the yellow polkadots really stand out and the bumblebees are textured.
I wonder if she knew she was carrying a manbrella?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:26:31 EDT (#)
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Meh.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:21:19 EDT (#)
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I had a very meterosexual disaster recently. I'd made a nice salad and taken it to work with me, but at lunch time I discovered it had leaked...
...and I had balsamic vinegar and olive oil puddles in my man-bag :o(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:19:34 EDT (#)
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This is all true...except the part about not being gay.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:13:20 EDT (#)
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Oho so your +2's arn't real for shame Fj, for shame....
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:10:31 EDT (#)
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Pheeley whips me into a masturbatory frenzy when she tells me about her corsets.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:09:27 EDT (#)
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"chubby girls in tight corsets with loose morals."
HIYO!!!!!! *FWAPS*
gotta love a good natured ribbing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:07:52 EDT (#)
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who is the guy in the photo?
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:04:27 EDT (#)
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Or maybe that little floozy orphelia.
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-05-18 10:03:37 EDT (#)
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emission is next
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 09:58:34 EDT (#)
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oh and its pretentious BTW!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-18 09:58:28 EDT (#)
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Now I don't care what you dress like
Or what you wear
But please make sure baby
You've got some colours in there
Now it's all very well
Stepping out in black and white
But you're no girlfriend of mine
If you're doing that, right.
Get some colours on.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-18 09:56:24 EDT (#)
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Excellent. You can go back to playing with your nipples now.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-18 09:53:11 EDT (#)
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ummm?
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-05-18 09:53:03 EDT (#)
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Oh the irony