Torment & Tattoos (1339 hits)
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Submitted by Kaos-King (antius777) (View user info) at 2009-05-19 15:18:25 EDT
*** WARNING - contents are bloggish in nature!!! ***
I'm the oldest of five boys. This is pretty much the reason why my Mom is a little nutty. Raising five kids, let alone five boys, can't be an easy job. My Dad was often lumped in as the "sixth" boy, simply because he spent so much time egging us on.
There's a pretty big span of ages between us. Currently we're at 31, 26, 23, 21 and now 18. As we are now all adults, we're all quite close. But when we were younger... oh, I used to torture those younger boys badly. I would feed them salsa and then cover their mouths until they threw up. I would lock them in the closet and tell them demons were coming to eat their skin. I would put a stocking over my head and leap into their playroom with a butcher knife. I would sit them at the top of the steps and tell them I was about to push them down, breaking their heads open. I would cut their toenails down until they bled.
Yeah... I was THAT older brother.
Don't worry. I was the youngest kid in the neighborhood, so I had my own daily battles. Needless to say, the boys are all relatively hardcore now. That, and I think they're secretly plotting their revenge. Anyhow...
Each brother has turned out pretty different. The 26 year old is in Grad School for Library Science. He's currently the head of evening circulation at KSU library. He's a massive dude with a full beard who rides a motorcycle. The 23 year old is about to finish his BA in Anthropology so he can go get paid to run around in the woods. The kid's taken survivalist training and will outlast all of you when the Zombie Apocalypse comes. The 21 year old tears apart computers all day and I'm pretty sure has some kind of symbiotic link with eBay. And then there's the youngest; the baby. Just turned 18, he's going to be a Senior in High School this upcoming year. He's in a vocational Graphic Design program and plays bass guitar in two different bands.
Strangely, he's the most like me. He looks the most like me, but blonde. We have pretty much the same taste in things; music, movies, books, ect. We both also have a knack for driving our Mom insane.
Hence the Tattoos.
He had me design up a piece for him around Christmas time. It was a complex symbol that incorporated his initial Q, a negative 5 with a roman numeral, and his astrological sign. Days after he turned 18, he decided to make Mommy weep by getting in HUGE on his shoulder. He even offered to pay for one for ME. So bounding off to that tattoo parlor we went, my Dad along for the ride and laughing his ass off. We tried to convince my Dad to get his Marine Corps tat touched up, but he just sneered at us.
Regardless, there's really no moral to this story, other than if you torment your younger siblings enough, they may get you tattoos at some point.
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Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:22:37 EDT (#)
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PS - There are like 45 pounds of moob in those photos.
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRGGHHHH!!!!
HARD CORE!!!!
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:19:39 EDT (#)
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FUCK! YOU ARE FUCKING EDGY AND ORIGINAL! LIKE A SNOWFLAKE IN A MOSH PIT WEARING A '90's "METAL" BEAD NECKLACE!! FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKK! HARDCORE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! HARD-MUTHAFUCKIN-COOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRREE!
IT'S LIKE A KICK TO MY MUTHAFUCKIN' FACE!!!
YYEEEEAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-05-21 10:41:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-05-21 10:18:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-21 08:04:22 EDT (#)
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majulcartoon is so transparent, it's pathetic
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Who are you talking to?
Moron
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-21 08:04:22 EDT (#)
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majulcartoon is so transparent, it's pathetic
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-05-21 01:04:13 EDT (#)
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Ergh,
Dreadfully boring, seems like inane memories of a dementia sufferer trying to piece together his past.
...Bloggish is an understatement, what you wrote are insignificant fragment thoughts of an ordinary person, most people disregard these as nonsense, you however felt the need to share it with strangers...
Absolutely dreadful, not entertaining, extremely boring and unfunny.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-05-20 17:41:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:35:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:12:29 EDT (#)
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fact is, i think this website needs drama.
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/1233612585446126134/1/BrownSnowIsSandNotFeces.JPG
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/5250670
"lol, relax, took less than 3 second and this is public."
I'm outta here tomorrow. Going on vacation. Spending a little time in Ontario. And a little time in Quebec.
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Uh-oh, sounds like Jack is "bringing the business". Idiot.
*logs off and begins writing E-mail to Jack's financial firm*
Submitted by marblemanifold (user info) at 2009-05-20 16:18:00 EDT (#)
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tattoos that mean stuff are gay :)
Submitted by Dimenhydrinate (user info) at 2009-05-20 14:46:43 EDT (#)
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The pictures on my arm mean stuff, hehe.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-20 07:00:44 EDT (#)
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I love Caul. When he's on, he's on.
Zabasearch still hasn't caught up to my new address of approx 1.5 years ago.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-20 06:18:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-20 00:21:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-19 23:49:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-19 21:32:49 EDT (#)
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I don't believe in showing off my tattoos, because I got them for me; not you.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
YOU
FUCKING
FAGGOT
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You send a guy one dick picture and the next thing you know, he's calling you a faggot on the internet.
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best thing on this whole insane thread...hahaha
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-20 03:48:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-19 21:35:14 EDT (#)
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Uh... what the fuck happened HERE???
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AAHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-05-20 03:43:11 EDT (#)
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Hey bud I got my tat about 4 months ago (gonna have to get it touched up as i went in the sea a day after having it done and ruined it but who wouldnt seeing as there were 4 hot as fook topless girls telling me to get in... slightly off topic) but if i send you a pic do you think you could elaborate on it! just wondering if you could help out a bit seeing as your designs are shweeeet!anyway let me know by commenting on my next post ( and +2'ing that shiznit!)
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2009-05-20 03:36:08 EDT (#)
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really like your design, reality just took a rightturn and we're all gonna die...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-20 01:25:54 EDT (#)
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I want "The Great Wave off Kanagawa" as a half-sleeve but i don't know how "tattooable" the design is (line thickness/colour etc).
I'm gonna go into a studio to ask a real artist but in the meantime, does anyone in the know have any info/advice for me in relation to that specific design?
PS: It's this;
http://ifaq.wap.org/posters/fuji_off_kanagawa.jpg
Also, i know already that the sky will be undoable because it's basically skin toned anyway. Wondering mainly about the lines and the "white" wave froth.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-20 00:24:21 EDT (#)
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maybe if you weren't actually a faggot he wouldn't call you one.
Enjoyed some meth recently?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-20 00:21:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-19 23:49:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-19 21:32:49 EDT (#)
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I don't believe in showing off my tattoos, because I got them for me; not you.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
YOU
FUCKING
FAGGOT
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You send a guy one dick picture and the next thing you know, he's calling you a faggot on the internet.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-05-19 23:58:12 EDT (#)
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If I were into tattoos, I'd get one of Darwinius masillae. Or maybe Moe Howard. On my penis.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-19 23:49:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-19 21:32:49 EDT (#)
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I don't believe in showing off my tattoos, because I got them for me; not you.
______
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
YOU
FUCKING
FAGGOT
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-19 23:35:59 EDT (#)
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Auto+2 body art and brothers.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-19 21:35:14 EDT (#)
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Uh... what the fuck happened HERE???
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-19 21:32:49 EDT (#)
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I don't believe in showing off my tattoos, because I got them for me; not you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-19 19:47:03 EDT (#)
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Nothing personal but I really hate ALL tattoos that look like "those" in these pictures. They're stupid.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-19 19:41:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-05-19 19:13:12 EDT (#)
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Regardless, there's really no moral to this story, other than if you torment your younger siblings enough, they may get you tattoos at some point.
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My little sister, who survived her fair share of torture at my hands, broke her tattoo cherry as a teenager. There's a long and boring reason why I always meant to, but still haven't gotten my first. Years ago, she was excited when I was opening gifts, because she bought me a sizeable gift certificate to the shop she goes to. I felt terrible about it, but picking an artist for me seems like a serious decision and her place didn't feel right to me, and I wasn't very well going to get one there just because I felt bad. So she TRIED to get me one anyway. I still do feel bad about that.
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I feel pretty much the same about it. After many many years of searching I've finally decided on what tattoo I want, but I've yet to decide on a place to get it done.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-05-19 19:40:02 EDT (#)
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Ahahaha. I hope you fucking psychos all destroy each other.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-05-19 19:13:12 EDT (#)
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Regardless, there's really no moral to this story, other than if you torment your younger siblings enough, they may get you tattoos at some point.
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My little sister, who survived her fair share of torture at my hands, broke her tattoo cherry as a teenager. There's a long and boring reason why I always meant to, but still haven't gotten my first. Years ago, she was excited when I was opening gifts, because she bought me a sizeable gift certificate to the shop she goes to. I felt terrible about it, but picking an artist for me seems like a serious decision and her place didn't feel right to me, and I wasn't very well going to get one there just because I felt bad. So she TRIED to get me one anyway. I still do feel bad about that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 18:38:27 EDT (#)
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drama =)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 18:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously jack,
using google street view is one thing. it is a public website, not my bank account. it's coming to canada soon, feel free to use it.
you can travel here all you want as well. tourists are welcomed.
but saying (or implying) that you'd come all the way up here only to confront me is not a very good idea. these are call threats and are another thing entirely.
i would advise you to watch what you do. if i only had cats in my life like you, i would encourage you to come here. but i have a gf and she has a kid, though i'm sure either of them could tackle your pussy (pun intended) ass down. i will not hesitate to email every employer in your building about your "work ethics" if you push it.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-19 18:17:59 EDT (#)
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ahahahahaha
pandora made me choke on my coke zero.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-19 18:13:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:35:39 EDT (#)
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I'm outta here tomorrow. Going on vacation. Spending a little time in Ontario. And a little time in Quebec.
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*Imagines Jack in a remake of "Cape Fear", heading to the Great White North with "RAPE" and "CAUL" tattooed across his knuckles*
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:55:38 EDT (#)
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*NO way dude*
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:55:17 EDT (#)
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way dude
Hidden and toxicNarcotic were better
and when Toxic literally went TOXIC over that Val chick and posted it all here.
Like i said i have read so much more insanity then my hissy fits since my departure..urbane and cookie , too
jaypeg, oath, sico vs frank..
im so much less loony than all that shit..hahahaha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:52:15 EDT (#)
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along with jaypeg's "my shrink has to talk me down from travelling to troll's places and assault them", this reply http://www.ubersite.com/m/122251#2898611 is now my top favourite.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:49:50 EDT (#)
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c'mon that's not the only reason. :P
I curse Ontario for coming between our love!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:49:15 EDT (#)
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i wonder what wells fargo would think if they knew one of their employee is making open threats from work.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:46:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:30:18 EDT (#)
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I want to make the sexy with you froggy!
(yikes, truth is brutal)
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that might be possible. since i'm rarely home, jack might murder my gf instead of me so i'll be single! =)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:43:43 EDT (#)
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rofl
jack thinks that using google street view is the same thing as physically travelling hundreds of miles to someone's place.
what will be the purpose of your visit, jack?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:35:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:12:29 EDT (#)
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fact is, i think this website needs drama.
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/1233612585446126134/1/BrownSnowIsSandNotFeces.JPG
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/5250670
"lol, relax, took less than 3 second and this is public."
I'm outta here tomorrow. Going on vacation. Spending a little time in Ontario. And a little time in Quebec.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:30:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:50:07 EDT (#)
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mystia, you need to go through purgatory before being considered a normal woman.
i wonder what happened to the old mysia.
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Baby, i have gone through purgatory. i have explained what happened back then to you several times in the last 2 years.
There are only 3 people who ever really hurt me or effected me back then. When it's from your real life and not just a website then it is real, period. I never brought that shit to uber, they did. And after leaving them alone and trying to let it die so we could all exist in peace here for months, i finally snapped out of frustration at the people who did that to me.
Caul, if i was serious about every argument from back then would i even come back or talk to you for that matter? I don't have any negative feelings towards you from back then..like you i was mostly passing time and arguing for kicks when bored and stuck in the house after 2 hand surgeries. I always goof with you on my threads, i wouldnt if i meant those e-fights. You gave me alot of compliments back then as well as the fights and told me several times that i said sensible and smart things when i wasnt letting stupid shit get to me. Now i use emoticons and "lols" and shit just so people dont take every sarcastic thing i say as me "raging" or something.
People like EI, who weren't even around back then, who throw it in my face everyday, are just sheep who have never given me a chance. To the people who have decided i'm sub-human based on drama from 5 years ago, that wasnt even that bad compared to some of the shit i've read about since , will never give me any real chance and i have to just accept that no matter how much it sucks. no matter how nice, how funny, how honest, how non-dramatic i am they will never see me as anything else but someone to pick at. Every time i do speak back or defend myself im pigen-holed right back to 2005 even tho the tone isnt even the same, I'll never be one to be a doormat but i'm getting better at ignoring idiots and realizing that they have the issues not me in 2009.
in other news:
I want to make the sexy with you froggy!
(yikes, truth is brutal)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:12:29 EDT (#)
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fact is, i think this website needs drama.
so i'm lowering myself to b-tard methods for some lulz even if i know it's cheap.
yes, i'm doing it all for you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:08:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:06:55 EDT (#)
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To be fair Caul, the whole Zabbasearch thing was fucking low man.
What are you, Fetish?
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lol, relax, took less than 3 second and this is public.
but go ahead and condemn me if it gets you naked titties pictures in your inbox.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:06:55 EDT (#)
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To be fair Caul, the whole Zabbasearch thing was fucking low man.
What are you, Fetish?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:03:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:59:46 EDT (#)
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My bad, it was only $425/month. Fuck, Lynchburg was cheap. <
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talk more about yourself. we want to know!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:03:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:56:10 EDT (#)
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I suggest you do the same, Caul.
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take your own advice the next time i'm educating this fatty, horseface.
i don't think i ever adressed you first since you're so fucking uninteresting.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:02:59 EDT (#)
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Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
[Jemaine]
Going to the party
Sippin' on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami
[Bret]
Tell the players, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
Five to one is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix!
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicks!
[Dave]
Too many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Scadaddle with the cattle prods
[Jemaine]
Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on, too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans
[Jemaine]
Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 17:02:41 EDT (#)
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Zabbasearching me was stalkerish, dork.
I secretly love you. I hope you do stalk me and whisk me away to your Francophone paradise.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:59:46 EDT (#)
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My bad, it was only $425/month. Fuck, Lynchburg was cheap.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:58:54 EDT (#)
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lol, amazing that you go from adressing me every occasion you get to calling me a stalker. next time just stfu, eh?
"HEY CAUL, LOOK AT ME! HEY! OVER HERE! WTF!? STALKER, OMG!!!!"
although, i'm glad i gave you another opportunity to talk about yourself and tell us how you met sicosemen and that you moved back with your parents.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:57:26 EDT (#)
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Sage has a peener.
TRUTH!!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120111
Note to self: never send Phallic naked pictures again. End note.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:57:22 EDT (#)
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sage,mystia with caul in attendance, can i really tear myself away!
:(
caul, over to you. im tired.
Bonne nuit
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:56:10 EDT (#)
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PS: I could give a fuck less if the neighborhood I lived in was aesthetically pleasing or not. As long as my apartment itself is decent, I'm happy as a clam. I actually prefer living in ghetto-ish neighborhoods. Aside from the thuggery you deal with, people generally leave you alone and mind their own damn business.
I suggest you do the same, Caul.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:55:09 EDT (#)
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chickswithdicks.com
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:52:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:35:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:55:46 EDT (#)
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10-4 (which also happens to be my birthday...OMG SO THAT'S WHAT THAT 104 AT THE END OF SAGE'S NAME MEANS, HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!)
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i just saw your name in your user info. after putting in zabbasearch and zooming to street view, it appears that you live next to dumpsters in some type of motel in a ugly as neighborhoods.
http://tinyurl.com/pygc4e *
so much for saying you're an ambitious woman who desires successful men. fail.
* i know this is low, but goolge street view is the most fun i had since the cob77. sorry :-)
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Nice try Caul, but you fail. I haven't lived there in quite a few years.
There were no motels even remotely near where I lived. The dumpsters you're referring to are there so that tenants can properly dispose of their trash.
They were actually pretty decent apartments...mine was a 2 bedroom 1 bath in a building with 3 other apartments (the buildings were quads). That's where I lived my junior and senior years of college. It was only $525/month. I got evicted for having a dog. :(
Guess (failed attempts at) low blowing is all you can do at this point, eh Caul?
I don't use a street address anymore. Ironically enough I had a peeping tom when I lived alone in that very apartment.
Now get off my dick, stalker.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:50:15 EDT (#)
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ahhh sorry mystia, im just poking ya. im currently doing nothing but off to watch Kill Point. Have a wonderful day and remember PUPPYS are for life, not just lunch.
is The Kill Point any good? Donny Whalberg or someones in it.
BYE BYE
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:50:07 EDT (#)
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mystia, you need to go through purgatory before being considered a normal woman.
i wonder what happened to the old mysia.
where you intoxicated with heavy metals back then? did you huff gas?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:46:49 EDT (#)
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<note to self>
Wake up and learn once and for all to stop talking to emission or being nice to him day after day because he will never return the decency.
end of note
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:41:32 EDT (#)
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hey mystialoon!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:40:58 EDT (#)
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That's kinda cool you and your brother got tattooed together. I'm not really into those designs or those types of designs, but they came out looking nice and clean, so that's a plus.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:35:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:55:46 EDT (#)
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10-4 (which also happens to be my birthday...OMG SO THAT'S WHAT THAT 104 AT THE END OF SAGE'S NAME MEANS, HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!)
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i just saw your name in your user info. after putting in zabbasearch and zooming to street view, it appears that you live next to dumpsters in some type of motel in a ugly as neighborhoods.
http://tinyurl.com/pygc4e *
so much for saying you're an ambitious woman who desires successful men. fail.
* i know this is low, but goolge street view is the most fun i had since the cob77. sorry :-)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:35:26 EDT (#)
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He hasn't given me permission to speak to him yet today either. :(
Emission , how's tricks?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 21:11:46 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:41:27 EDT (#)
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did your horoscope told you to talk to me, sage?
cuz i certainly didn't give you permission to.
hahahahahaha
i think she likes you
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i think she's one of those LOUD (she admits it herlself) and desperatly stupid bitch who can't stfu about herself. the kind of person no one wants to hang with and that ends up with wiggers like sico, shaking their ass in clubs and kissing other girls to get attention.
"what's your sign, kaos!? i'm a libra! lOL! I BELIEVE IN JESUS BTW! I'M SO CONTRARY! TEE HEE! LOOK AT ME!"
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LIEK OMG LIEK TOTALLY RAD LOL
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:13:33 EDT (#)
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caul she thinks simon is smart, of course she's retarded.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:11:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:57:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:41:27 EDT (#)
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did your horoscope told you to talk to me, sage?
cuz i certainly didn't give you permission to.
hahahahahaha
i think she likes you
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i think she's one of those LOUD (she admits it herlself) and desperatly stupid bitch who can't stfu about herself. the kind of person no one wants to hang with and that ends up with wiggers like sico, shaking their ass in clubs and kissing other girls to get attention.
"what's your sign, kaos!? i'm a libra! lOL! I BELIEVE IN JESUS BTW! I'M SO CONTRARY! TEE HEE! LOOK AT ME!"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 16:07:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:51:51 EDT (#)
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Your pocket French-English dictionary must have failed you somewhere along the lines then, Caul.
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i don't use a dictionary. it's quite sad that you're mocking some random english error i made that could pass of as a typo when i doubt you have ANY knowledge of another language.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:52:54 EDT (#)
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PS: belief in astrology is not mutually exclusive to/with belief in Jesus.
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maybe you should read the bible about pagan beliefs. faith isn't à la carte, cunt. i can tell you're a dumb vapid blonde who has no idea wtf she's talking about everytime i read your comments.
besides, anyone who believes in astrology deserves to be classified as a retard and not worth my attention.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:58:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:57:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:41:27 EDT (#)
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did your horoscope told you to talk to me, sage?
cuz i certainly didn't give you permission to.
hahahahahaha
i think she likes you
kaos- nah if I were going to get tattoos I would have done that in my 20's.
20's are for things you will regret later.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:55:46 EDT (#)
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Aaaahhh I gotta get back to work.
Note to self: arguing with Caul was fun. Do it more often. End note.
10-4 (which also happens to be my birthday...OMG SO THAT'S WHAT THAT 104 AT THE END OF SAGE'S NAME MEANS, HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!)
Peace, nags.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:52:54 EDT (#)
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PS: belief in astrology is not mutually exclusive to/with belief in Jesus.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:52:33 EDT (#)
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I lold
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:52:18 EDT (#)
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christian hell will consume YOU ALL.
REPENT SINNERS!
REPENT LEST YOUR GOD JUDGE YOU HARSHLY FOR YOUR FAILINGS!
HE HAS DEEMED YOU UNWORTHY OF HIS LOVE!
DUN DUN DUN
DUN
DUN
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:51:51 EDT (#)
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Your pocket French-English dictionary must have failed you somewhere along the lines then, Caul.
I know what words mean too, but if I don't, I look them up to find out. I am contrary, hence my pwning you just now. You're contrary, too. (Here's a hint: it's synonymous with argumentative.)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:48:29 EDT (#)
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oh snap, highlighting verb conjugaison error to an ESL person. you got me! aren't you the one who calls herself "contrary"? at least, i know what words mean.
btw, astrology is a pagan belief. enjoy your trip in christian hell, horseface.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:44:37 EDT (#)
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No sweetums, my horscope didn't TOLD me to talk to you. Not like I need permission anyway, sassypants.
Belief in astrology =/= an absolute belief in horoscopes.
I dont wanna break your brain, so I'll refrain from explaining that further to you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:41:27 EDT (#)
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did your horoscope told you to talk to me, sage?
cuz i certainly didn't give you permission to.
stfu.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:41:08 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Caul, what of it?
Get THIS: I EVEN believe in GOD and JESUS!!
OMGFUCKINGFUCKITYFUCKSTICKOPTERS!!!!!!1111
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:39:33 EDT (#)
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astrology believers below
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:39:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:37:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:33:50 EDT (#)
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Caul - - You've got some fucked up body issues. I think you need therapy.
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lol, body issues...
says the obese unemployed chain smoker.
i am just telling you what every normal person think of you IRL.
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Pipe down, twiggy.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:38:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:37:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:33:50 EDT (#)
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Caul - - You've got some fucked up body issues. I think you need therapy.
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lol, body issues...
says the obese unemployed chain smoker.
i am just telling you what every normal person think of you IRL.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:37:02 EDT (#)
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Both of your signs are Venusian.
I'm a Libra as well, Kaos.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:35:24 EDT (#)
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My tats are way cooler than yours I should totally whore them
I didn't read the blog, I don't really like blogs
maybe when I get a bit drunker on this cold medicine
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:33:50 EDT (#)
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Sage - - Libra
Caul - - You've got some fucked up body issues. I think you need therapy.
Mystia - - Fuck it. Get one done.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:33:34 EDT (#)
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btw, i never allowed my younger brother to pay ANYTHING for me, even if he has money, and we're only 2 years appart.
how sad that you extort money from your baby brother to get yet another goth tattoo.
your lack of self-respect amazes me. but then again, we are what we eat.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:27:39 EDT (#)
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oops
tattoo even
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:26:40 EDT (#)
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everytime i almost got a tatoo i would imagine myself very old and would picture that tatoo all shriveled and distorted.
So i would always decide against it
and then go cut myself at the horror of getting old
(ok not really, but almost)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:24:03 EDT (#)
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obesity + tattoos = fail
you are both fatties and your shoulder looks like a chubby woman's thigh.
just kill yourself. your mom is only a little nutty cuz she regrets not doing it herself.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:24:00 EDT (#)
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He's a Taurus, eh?
What's your sign, Kaos?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:21:42 EDT (#)
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Oh, muddy... I thought you had left us???
Damn.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:20:54 EDT (#)
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Let me repeat that...
"MY BROTHER PAID FOR THE TATTOO"
Now shut the fuck up.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-05-19 15:20:17 EDT (#)
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