god? the full version (whoops) (226 hits)
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Submitted by makizer (View user info) at 2009-05-21 05:23:55 EDT
But its gotta be said!
There are many arguements for and against god and religion and I for one am a non beleiver.... that aside if you take a look at religion from outside the box it seems to be just a set of rules written by some smart individuals to allow the world to run more effectively and in turn become a safer more harminous place to live.
Unfortunately religion (all of them has gone far too far and a lot of arguements are snubbed by believers with arguements that have no backing! A conspiricy theory is something that is a "theory" with not enough evidence to prove that it is not fact (please correct me if i'm wrong i am just trying to make a point) and so religion has no specific facts or truths and so should be a conspiracy theory! If you count the bible/ Qu'ran and all other holy books as a fact then if say harry potter was written how ever many years ago and people believed it to be true, would it? all I am saying is religion is extremley far fetched with little to back it up apart from re-written books (wasn't the bible re-written 6 times throughout the years? and what people have said! I mean why would god come down and whisper to the prophet/messiah that they were infact the holy link to god instead of( remember god is all powerfull) announcing to the world as a whole his plans?
I'm rambling a bit here but conspiracy theories brings me onto another point! 9/11 who did it? Bin laden? was it jihad? or was it the illuminati? Two questions.... who profited most from the war "on terrorism" In terms of power and money? Also did you know Bin laden was trained by the CIA and at least 15 members of the bin laden family were flown out of the us on sept 11? People of with a high lvl of influence were told not to fly around new york that day? Summary: America now have the right in their eye's (this is britain included as we will follow the yanks anywhere they go) to stomp out any terrorists they see fit (as of the war on terrorism and if said country/person thing in question becomes a threat to anything or anyone). Thus having a bullying grip on the throat of every other nation and person in the world!! And Now they have the support of a lot of africa with obama!
My plans... sign up for the illuminati/ New world order ASAP!!!!
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Submitted by osmosianist (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:46:19 EDT (#)
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This made me laugh.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-21 12:19:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-21 12:01:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-21 11:21:56 EDT (#)
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Learn what a fucking theory is. There's no excuse at this point. You have the internet google scientific theory. Hell, I told you what a theory was twice yesterday, and Yozz did as well.
A theory isn't a shot in the dark; it's a full realized explanation that is not approached as a point of doubt. They are backed by evidence and are used everday to make predictions. Look at it this way, when a detective has gathered up all the clues to a crime, and uses those clues to arrest and prosecute a criminal, he made a theory.
Everyone wants to change the technical definition of theory in order to make the word mean, "guess".
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-21 11:03:15 EDT (#)
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you write like I shit, messy and without plan of action.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-21 10:49:00 EDT (#)
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el retardo
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-05-21 10:11:18 EDT (#)
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thank you for the insight, plato.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-21 10:08:00 EDT (#)
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I seriously doubt any version of God shows up here.
With any good fortune at all, God will completely ignore the goings-on of this site for another few years.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-05-21 08:53:39 EDT (#)
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you not write good
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-05-21 05:47:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-21 05:38:18 EDT (#)
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I always think the adverts that come up are in some way reflective of the content within a post.
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Submitted by THERAPlST (user info) at 2009-05-21 05:37:57 EDT (#)
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"Unfortunately religion (all of them has gone far too far and a lot of arguments are snubbed by believers with arguments that have no backing! A conspiracy theory is something that is a "theory" with not enough evidence to prove that it is not fact (please correct me if I'm wrong i am just trying to make a point) and so religion has no specific facts or truths and so should be a conspiracy theory! If you count the bible/ Qu'ran and all other holy books as a fact then if say harry potter was written how ever many years ago and people believed it to be true, would it? all I am saying is religion is extremely far fetched with little to back it up apart from re-written books (wasn't the bible re-written 6 times throughout the years? and what people have said! I mean why would god come down and whisper to the prophet/messiah that they were in fact the holy link to god instead of( remember god is all powerful) announcing to the world as a whole his plans?"
First off, I'm an atheist, but I gotta let you know this isn't a good point. For you see, if you say this, the rebuttal is always, 'You have to have faith'. It's faith faith faith. All faith. Here's a better argument for you.
Take a small object, and place it in your hand. Then close your hand, tell anyone around that you made the object disappear when you closed your hand. Also tell them that if they don't believe it disappeared 100% it will reappear when you reopen your hand. Obviously the item did not disappear, so no one will believe you. When you reopen your hand and the object is still there, tell them they didn't have faith.
Then of course there is the 'Kiss Hank's ass' argument, which basically takes everything from religion, and puts it into modern day terms. Kissing Hank's ass is like believing in god. If you kiss Hank's ass, he'll give you a million dollars, but not until you leave town, and you can't leave town until Hank so says, and if you leave town before Hank says you can, he'll kick your ass. The million dollars signifies heaven, getting your ass kicked hell, and leaving town dying. Not being allowed to leave town before he says you can means you can't kill yourself. Then someone has a grandma who hank allowed to leave town. Nobody is allowed to talk to the grandma until they leave town.
Any who, it's 2:40 AM and I'm not really tired so I'm going to read some other funny stuff on uber. Thank's for your time,
The fourteen year old kid.
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-05-21 05:33:11 EDT (#)
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and how long did that take you to do?
GHEY!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-21 05:31:24 EDT (#)
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