SPT :Everyone Hates CAMWHORES.....WARNING NO CONTENT (1800 hits)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (View user info) at 2009-05-21 14:34:04 EDT
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Shit post Thursday
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The Coalition of haggard attention whores from the intrawebz.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:53:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-05-28 10:04:38 BST (#)
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"I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."
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lol if lisa wouldnt be repulsed by me, id bang her eyeballs out
skullfucking FTW
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-05-28 07:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im free anytime for a night of fun.....
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-28 06:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG MYSTIA UR HOT LETS DO IT I HAVE SATIN PILLOWCASES AND SURPRISINGLY GOOD RED WINE AT MY PLACE COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-05-28 05:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-28 00:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:13:47 PDT (#)
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-21 20:05:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 11:50:44 PDT (#)
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CAN A BITCH GET A MOTHERFUCKING +2????
i hate you all
:(
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You can get +2 from me with these photos....
OH HAR HAR WITH YOUR IRONIC ZERO
i still love you.
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Oh noooo, this was not the "ironic zero"!
This was the "lameass forgot to rate zero"!
You know I admire your photos.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-05-25 17:33:57 EDT (#)
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Bummer. I've always fancied the Buckwheat-in-a-headlock look.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-25 16:42:08 EDT (#)
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Hello notharry
X
my eyebrows are thicker and more wild than my pubes. I have to pluck and trim daily..not sure how that happened, neither of my parents have thick brows.
my head and brows are the only really hairy places on my body.
i dunno i'm some kind of mutant.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2009-05-25 16:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello Pumpkin
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-05-25 13:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a sad day on uber when a cheeky bastard's backside out-heats a pretty girl's camwhore. You should have shown some hole. I'll bet you have thick, lucious pubic hair. Your Brooke Shields eyebrows give it away.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-05-24 11:08:51 EDT (#)
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lol at these lonely dudes, queing up to compliment your orca-fat arse.
nice jowls.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-23 16:57:40 EDT (#)
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You just shut your pie-hole.
I wasn't even here yesterday when Uber went down.
It was F.J.'s butt cam that killed Uber for 12 hours.
The more I look at these pictures, the more trannilicious they are!
BTW the post it is just covering my enormous Adam's apple!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-05-23 16:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for breaking Uber, chatty-cathy
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-23 13:48:17 EDT (#)
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GADZOOKS!!!!!!!!!
A SCOTT JAMES SIGHTING!!
I just started posting, you sexy beast! you better still have the beard.
come back i miss your crazy antics and funny posts!
you'll like this one, a joint post we did couple of weeks ago.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/122211
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2009-05-23 06:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God, you still post here? I thought all the good ones had jumped ship.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-22 20:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Worth it
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 20:19:31 EDT (#)
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2 moves
i flash my chesticles. you freeze to stare
i kick you in the stuff bring you to your knees
I WIN!
you didnt say it had to be a fair fight
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-22 20:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to threaten to stick my flag in, but that sounds like a badly dubbed german porno movie line.
If there's no one else here, then it's not a coup, it's just a straight up fight for the post.
Meet me in the ring and we'll settle it there, like real men.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 19:51:15 EDT (#)
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I will organise a coup and take this post as my own
i dare you to even try there is all of 3 people on uber right now and we make up 2 of them
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-22 19:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome two below
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 19:34:24 EDT (#)
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delusional below
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-22 19:33:02 EDT (#)
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When I read that I got my hopes up, but then realised I'd misread it and you weren't threaten to turn me into an ass crumble. That would be tasty though.
With custard. And sprinkles.
And now I'm hungry.
What were we arguing about? I can't remember and I'll be fucked if I'm pressing the back button to start again, but I think it's fairly clear that I won whatever it was.
Nath - 1
You - BAGEL
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 19:30:20 EDT (#)
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WHAT YOU SAY BOY????
I WILL FUCKING CRUMPLE YOU AND DANCE ON YOUR ASHES!
PS I meant more time for watching porn, not looking for it.
i have more than enough to scar me for life on my hard drive...including FALLEN's balls!
And ever since I started calling SGT "my squishy" he keeps sending me the weirdest porn.
uber freaks.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-22 19:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who needs to search for porn? With an inbox like mine it's all just there waiting for you.
And you don't have the authority to throw me off this post. If you try, I will organise a coup and take this post as my own.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 19:20:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-22 19:05:38 EDT (#)
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I was thinking the same thing, but without the shopping or porn.
NO PORN???
I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO LEAVE MY POST.
ONLY PERVS ALLOWED!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 19:18:51 EDT (#)
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i never posted till i came back in 2008
was gone since 2005
why do you care so much?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-05-22 19:07:58 EDT (#)
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Oh hell no.
There is no way I registered in 2004. That means I've been here for 5 years. Fuck it. Back to retirement for another year.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-05-22 19:05:51 EDT (#)
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Wait.
I seriously have a goddamned question:
How the fuck did all of your history get deleted? Nothing posted before 2008? That cannot be right. It says you registered in 2004 and I know you left maybe right around the time I came, so...
Did you blow Bart to get it all deleted, or...?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-22 19:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was thinking the same thing, but without the shopping or porn.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 19:02:33 EDT (#)
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I think BartBart is finally going to flush the toilet better known as Ubersite!
Ah well, more time for online shopping, chasing boys, and porn!
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-22 09:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sordid enough.
Bit of a let down there
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 08:14:52 EDT (#)
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scroll down and read my sordid sleep story...
nurrr
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-22 08:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goddamn you stay up late as fuck!
get to bed woman!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-22 05:20:19 EDT (#)
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im looking for a camwhore of me but i think ive posted too many already :(
hmmmm
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 05:07:38 EDT (#)
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ITS ALREADY HEATED.
i only made it for us to camp on anyway
my last camwhore was basically ignored.
this one brought out all the cave dwellers
who knew!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 05:06:08 EDT (#)
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i dont know what porrige is you crazy foreigner..
we have real food over here
IT'S CALLED CEREAL
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-05-22 05:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you can't sleep when you have a post to heat!!
:)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-22 05:01:02 EDT (#)
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i just ate some porridge and urgh
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:57:30 EDT (#)
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im usually waking up at this time or earlier anyway.
probably why i'm stuck in that place between being too tired to get up but too awake to fall asleep.
i missed my sleep window.
i'll be a zombie hag today...even more than usual i mean.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin hell.
Go masturbate over my bum pic then have a nap :o)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4:54 am
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:54:41 EDT (#)
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What time is it in the states just now?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:54:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, ima fan. so....
i haven't seen you in awhile.
where have you been hiding?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
coffee with breakfast whilst masturbating with your eyes closed
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:46:54 EDT (#)
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coffee or sleep?
breakfast or sleep?
masturbation or sleep?
i hate making tough decisions
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:44:18 EDT (#)
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well, ima fan. so....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:44:18 EDT (#)
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popped or maybe pooped. ...who knows!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:40:12 EDT (#)
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ahhh good old drogo, poopped the inflatible lady i see.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:36:24 EDT (#)
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Nice! Can't possibly pass up the oppourtunity to shallowly drop a +2 on a pretty lady
actually that sounds kind of like Corprophelia, which I most definitely not into
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:33:13 EDT (#)
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uggg..not..i've had about 2 hours of sleep at best!
first there was a gang of cats having a fight club outside my window, so i had to get dressed and run them off like a screaming banshee.
Took me a long time to fall back to sleep again. I fell asleep with the T.V. on and Goddamn Billie Mays woke me up screaming in some infomercial.
not sure if you foreigners know about Billie Mays but He's loud and I want to send him cookies laced with Ebola in the mail...
So now , awake again I am trolling around grabbing comments for my next compilation post while trying to hit on Caul(earlier) and getting ignored :)
and this concludes my 4 am blog , uberwall entry.
mood: tired and ornery
music : Mr sandman bring me a dream.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MORNING!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:16:34 EDT (#)
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Your face is lovely too, of course.
Lots of camwhores about today. I wonder if I'm feeling frivolous.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:14:56 EDT (#)
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what about my face fj?
does this mean i have to wear the mask again or i get the hose?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your hair.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-05-22 03:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!
Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-05-22 02:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-05-21 23:37:52 EDT (#)
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What in God's name????
I leave Uber and come back to check to find the elusive MystiaMoon?
I have heard many a story about you. What's your side?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 21:13:55 EDT (#)
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why would you need to when you share a bed with him?
i'm conflicted actually
on one hand you have a hot fella, on the other you can never have too many vibrators..
hmm
follow your heart..or your vag..whatever works .
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-21 20:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So don't go vibrator shopping? ;)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 20:44:40 EDT (#)
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Ballare: i dont know what that means
Phallic" aww now theres the sweety I remember from back in the day goofin on wazza's post. you were so fun and HOT before you got all mean and stuff..come back from the darkside.
And I'm crazy free..been off the paddy wagon for years! did all 12 steps and everything.
Snark: i love you and will give you internet sexin.
Tuts: tyvm and your man is still fine as all hell..lucky lady..if he does start fucking around when you hit 30 it's cause he's bored not cause you look old.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-21 20:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your beautiful mystia and you won't start to look gross until you are at least 47, on a side note, I saw a woman this morning who was about 55, hottest ass ever.
Anyway this is the last you will hear from me today, I'm going vibrator shopping tonight! haha.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-05-21 20:38:00 EDT (#)
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in your first picture you're all like
8^|
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-05-21 20:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I endorse the crazy.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-21 20:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you valium'ed the crazy away for a few hours I'd probably go there.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-21 20:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain +2 to the rescue!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-21 20:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:03:32 EDT (#)
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what does hair have to do with sexual positions? I enjoy several..
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your luxurious hair indicates that you enjoy doggy.
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Because when you have long hair, guys can pull it or use it for horsey reins while they're plowing you from behind. Isn't that why most girls grow their hair long? (A tip: If it's long enough to bind your wrists with, all the better. Hey, there's a Pantene commercial in there somewhere....)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 20:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-21 20:05:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 11:50:44 PDT (#)
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CAN A BITCH GET A MOTHERFUCKING +2????
i hate you all
:(
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You can get +2 from me with these photos....
OH HAR HAR WITH YOUR IRONIC ZERO
i still love you.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-05-21 20:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-21 16:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is the hardest working post-it note pad in the history of the internet.
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that made me smile.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-21 20:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 11:50:44 PDT (#)
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CAN A BITCH GET A MOTHERFUCKING +2????
i hate you all
:(
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You can get +2 from me with these photos....
Rock on wild one, and don't let the turkeys get you down.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 19:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-21 19:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who HAVEN'T you made that promise to?
shhhhh isn't it time for your Ensure and a bedtime story?
i'll be right along, daddy.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-21 19:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But I'm a man on the internet and I'm totally gonna get me some fuck.
I gots to tell somebody!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-21 19:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who HAVEN'T you made that promise to?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 19:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now you went and blew my cover, asshat!
You weren't supposed to tell them I promised to fuck you!
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks to some detective work that I'm taking full fucking credit for, it was in face Rachel Weisz.
But cuter.
"OMG YOU TOTALLY FANCY A GIRL ONLINE GROW UP LIKE YOU HAVE A CHANCE BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH"
Yeah, I'm so totally gay for finding a cute girl attractive.
"OMG YOU TOTALLY FELL INTO THE ATTENTION WHORE TRAP AND PLUS TWO AND SUCK UP BECAUSE OF A VAGINA"
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. Not like when you pay your $5 for a splash mag, because the
models there are doing it for the money. But don't worry, you're still the cool one for daring
to be different and stand out from the crowd. Along with everyone else.
"OMG YOU'RE TOTALLY DEFENDING HER BECAUSE YOU THINK SHE'LL FUCK YOU FOR DOING IT."
Shit. Someone just blew my cover. There goes my plan.
Now fuck off haters
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude wtf i havent given you a bad rating yet
i was just stating i'll be honest in my ratings and not just give you a 2 for effort or to be nice to a newer user
chill your moody ass out
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now I just don't like you because you are obviously a vindictive, whiny twat.
Rate me how you see fit. My posts don't exactly scream "OMG! CONTENT!"
Later, whore
PS - "Do me U". I haven't seen a more blatant attempt at +2 fishing from these losers since Ghola's last post. You sicken humanity.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not angry.
This deserves a "Don't bother".
fair enough
I will judge yours with the same critera instead of how i have in the past.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitely suits you. Not sure who, but you remind of some actress from some point...
When it comes to me I'll say. Or cry and piss and moan and then go back to sleep.
I mostly have been told Rachael Weitz from the mummy movies, Kate Beckinsale but with smaller lips, And when i had blondish hair back in school i was constantly told i looked like the girl who played Blair from 'Facts of Life'
Brooke Shields because we both have man brows.. Bambi because of my googly eyes..hmm who else?. Oh and the tranny from Rocky horror!.... Cousin It and Cartman in drag.
I've also been told I look like a thinner Wynonna Judd, a younger Naomi Judd.....Joan Cusack, John Cusack(1st time today, lol)
any of those what you were thinking?
(please dont say the tranny)
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I can see the Brooke Shields thing, but I don't think it was her...
not sure...and it's really bugging me now
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmm
Tiffany amber is another first.
My name is Kellie K and she did play Kelly Kapowski on saved by the bell..
fate!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitely suits you. Not sure who, but you remind of some actress from some point...
When it comes to me I'll say. Or cry and piss and moan and then go back to sleep.
I mostly have been told Rachael Weitz from the mummy movies, Kate Beckinsale but with smaller lips, And when i had blondish hair back in school i was constantly told i looked like the girl who played Blair from 'Facts of Life'
Brooke Shields because we both have man brows.. Bambi because of my googly eyes..hmm who else?. Oh and the tranny from Rocky horror!.... Cousin It and Cartman in drag.
I've also been told I look like a thinner Wynonna Judd, a younger Naomi Judd.....Joan Cusack, John Cusack(1st time today, lol)
any of those what you were thinking?
(please dont say the tranny)
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not angry.
This deserves a "Don't bother".
I've seen chicks before, some even in real life. Like breathing, walking, talking women.
Excuse me if I don't pad your starving, attention deprived ego with the +2 you obviously so earnestly crave. Don't say you don't. If you didn't you wouldn't have pointed out my -2 as a personal attack.
Back on track, I don't get all wriggly in the region just because some mediocre (at best) lady posted a .jpg.
I don't love you and I never will. Sorry.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i am psychic.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bang on! That's the sausage as my old nobody use to say.
But with a nicer cheek structure, but I'm pretty sure that is, and if it isn't then sure as hell is now
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nath i think you mean this
http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/tiffani.amber.thiessen-2.jpg
or at least that's what comes to mind for me.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now that there is some Whitesnake-car-writhing hair.
and that makes you angry somehow?
did a tranny with hair like mine ass-rape you as a child or something?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitely suits you. Not sure who, but you remind of some actress from some point...
When it comes to me I'll say. Or cry and piss and moan and then go back to sleep.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now that there is some Whitesnake-car-writhing hair.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't know why, but you make me think 80's, but in the best possible way. Very stunning
i am a child of the 80's..i mean all of my school years were in the 80's and early 90's
My hair was enormous and full of Aqua Net in the 80's
I was feeling some of my big hair days when I did my hair today, It's normally more straight or swept up in clips.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but i am nice to Shlongy
<wink>
Not nice enough...i.e.Your slot pics are almost the only ones missing from my Uber broad email collection.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't know why, but you make me think 80's, but in the best possible way. Very stunning
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-21 18:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, it's been bugging me for the last 15 minutes who you remind me of here. I finally got it.
http://tinyurl.com/5zt2nd
(totally SFW, I'm not that much of a cunt)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:29:39 EDT (#)
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but i am nice to Shlongy
<wink>
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:25:40 EDT (#)
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But you have to be nice to the Uber grandad....
*runs and hides*
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:22:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:19:40 EDT (#)
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But FALLEN gave you a +2 and you only rated his post a 0!!
I swear you said if someone is nice to you, you are nice back and vice versa????
And I won't forward any mail from anyone ever. No matter how cool it would be.
;)
hey floozy, did you see where i told you i got you some MAC?
just an eyeshadow, since you like shadows and you haven't owned any MAC yet.
we wont tell FALLEN..cough cough.
and if he ever shows his REAL mug I'll plus 2 it 74 times I promise.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:21:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:19:18 EDT (#)
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Jesus fuck, you have a shit-ton of hair!!!
i know, right!
you should draw me as a giant Hair monster or hairball or something!
hahahaha
I use my sunglasses and my hair to do 'Cousin It' impressions at parties
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:19:40 EDT (#)
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But FALLEN gave you a +2 and you only rated his post a 0!!
I swear you said if someone is nice to you, you are nice back and vice versa????
And I won't forward any mail from anyone ever. No matter how cool it would be.
;)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:19:18 EDT (#)
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Jesus fuck, you have a shit-ton of hair!!!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:18:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:13:24 EDT (#)
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I like how you're really ugly and your post-it is gorgeous.
that was mean :(
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:13:24 EDT (#)
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I like how you're gorgeous and your post-it is really ugly.
Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:08:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-21 17:07:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-21 16:47:38 EDT (#)
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That is the hardest working post-it note pad in the history of the internet.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-05-21 16:44:56 EDT (#)
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Indifferent. Use a better camera!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 16:38:46 EDT (#)
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I lose enough everyday in the shower and all over to make you a wig of my leftovers in about a month.
seriously, I shed like a collie. My hair has broken more than one vacuum .
the fact that i am not bald is a miracle.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-05-21 16:34:42 EDT (#)
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I'm +2ing you cause I wishes I had your hair.
NOW SHAVE YOUR HEAD AND MAIL IT TO ME!!!
Depending on where you live, you can probably go halfsies on postage with someone shipping me baby-making-goo.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 16:10:49 EDT (#)
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Ty for all of the hair compliments Y'all.
My eyes are really puffy today you can tell in the pics.
Last night wa sthe 1st night of the year i slept with my bedroom Air Conditioner on and I woke up with a wicked sinus headache and puffy eyes :(
It was either the air conditioner or 34 yrs of sleeping upside down hanging by my tail is finally starting to make my face puffy.
Submitted by osmosianist (user info) at 2009-05-21 16:10:14 EDT (#)
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You're nothing special.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2009-05-21 16:08:30 EDT (#)
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Nice hair.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:51:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:46:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:15:02 EDT (#)
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Could you be any more pathetic, Hartmann?
Decent enough pictures. Yay for SPT. Wait, it's Thursday already? Shit.
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what exactly is your fucking problem with me you elitist fag?
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HAHAHAHA FATTY FIGHT
CLEAR THE PAGE THIS POST AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF THEM!
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HAHA
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:50:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:42:48 EDT (#)
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i gave you a +2 initially. relax
i was only kidding, silly
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:49:10 EDT (#)
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no.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:46:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:15:02 EDT (#)
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Could you be any more pathetic, Hartmann?
Decent enough pictures. Yay for SPT. Wait, it's Thursday already? Shit.
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what exactly is your fucking problem with me you elitist fag?
HAHAHAHA FATTY FIGHT
CLEAR THE PAGE THIS POST AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF THEM!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:46:18 EDT (#)
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give up please
thank you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:44:03 EDT (#)
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TITS or GFO!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:42:48 EDT (#)
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i gave you a +2 initially. relax
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:42:48 EDT (#)
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Jelus of hair
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:36:04 EDT (#)
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You're lovely looking but don't wear pink lipstick anymore
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:31:53 EDT (#)
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OK...I'll do you.
Now quit with the pathetic begging and pleading. Sheesh.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:29:07 EDT (#)
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that!
you gave me a ZERO again and i call you froggy.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:27:31 EDT (#)
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what's a zero froggy?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:27:03 EDT (#)
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"...careworn but not unkind..."
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:23:10 EDT (#)
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who is the character who says "crawly bum lick"
Is it Rick from The Young Ones?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:15:02 EDT (#)
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Could you be any more pathetic, Hartmann?
Decent enough pictures. Yay for SPT. Wait, it's Thursday already? Shit.
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what exactly is your fucking problem with me you elitist fag?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:19:40 EDT (#)
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and DONT PICK ON MY SQUISHY!
I'll hunt you down in Ohio!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:18:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:15:02 EDT (#)
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Could you be any more pathetic, Hartmann?
Decent enough pictures. Yay for SPT. Wait, it's Thursday already? Shit.
yeah you have seen way better
the pics i sent you at x-mas time were with a real camera and not a phone and it had from below the neck
tell these fools i aint fat Drew.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:18:05 EDT (#)
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im thinking id probably like to jizz on your chin
:)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:17:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:13:04 EDT (#)
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you look pretty hot in that last pic!
why do you always hide your chin?
i dont mean too
you can kinds see it in my shlongy camwhore.
i dont know where else to hold the proof that i took the pics today...its hard enough to fit my GIANT bobble-head in my little phone cam..its the chin or the forehead
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:15:02 EDT (#)
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Could you be any more pathetic, Hartmann?
Decent enough pictures. Yay for SPT. Wait, it's Thursday already? Shit.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:14:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:07:30 EDT (#)
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i slept on the couch last night.
A ZERO froggy, really? :(
I had a warm, cat-free bed waiting on you.
You better hurry too cause according to Tuts I only have like 1 good year left in me before I'm way old and totally unfuckable :(
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:14:43 EDT (#)
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camwhore the cutter pictures
cutters are hot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:13:04 EDT (#)
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you look pretty hot in that last pic!
why do you always hide your chin?
(EI being nice to mystia circa may 2009)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:12:51 EDT (#)
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no no no
a squishy is something warm and soft that you just want to cuddle all of the time.
I may be a Tomboy but I don't cuddle Nerf's
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:10:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:07:35 EDT (#)
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<3
squishies rule!
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is it odd that you referring to me as if I am a NERF football makes me smile?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:07:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:56:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 19:52:14 BST (#)
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thank you
i knew i could count on my Squishy for a 2
<kisses>
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hahaha
anytime
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<3
squishies rule!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:07:30 EDT (#)
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i slept on the couch last night.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:03:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:59:12 EDT (#)
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I could throw a couple pints of trouser butter into those eyebrows.
is that a compliment? cause i can't tell...hahaha
what does hair have to do with sexual positions? I enjoy several..
However, i do say NO to anal
and drugs :)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:03:06 EDT (#)
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very, very pretty lass, heart on sleeve girl..
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:02:59 EDT (#)
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most heated here we come!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-21 15:00:04 EDT (#)
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your luxurious hair indicates that you enjoy doggy.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:59:12 EDT (#)
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I could throw a couple pints of trouser butter into those eyebrows.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:58:49 EDT (#)
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DULCE DE LECHE ftw!
ratings mean nothing. just ask spam
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:56:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 19:52:14 BST (#)
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thank you
i knew i could count on my Squishy for a 2
<kisses>
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hahaha
anytime
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:56:22 EDT (#)
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go with it orphy im just fucking off.
sheesh, you sensitive today sweetcheeks.
hair:
pantene and redkin in shower
pantene hairspray and a V05 hot oil once a month.
I got you soemthing from the MAC pro store sale yesterday..will talk on email about sending it to ya. :)
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:54:52 EDT (#)
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What is the mascot for Dome U? How is their football team?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:54:06 EDT (#)
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yes they count orphy but not enough when i got a 0.33
i need to go eat a tub of hagen daas and cut myself now.
im never camwhoring again
the things i do for you people
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:53:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 19:52:14 BST (#)
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thank you
i knew i could count on my Squishy for a 2
<kisses>
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oh it was just GUY ones you wanted?!
my bad
:)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:52:32 EDT (#)
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ok. now what?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:52:23 EDT (#)
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My +2's counted for nothing?
:(
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:52:14 EDT (#)
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thank you
i knew i could count on my Squishy for a 2
<kisses>
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:51:02 EDT (#)
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I love freaking camwhores!
signed,
Sir Squishy Tubby Pants, Esq.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:50:44 EDT (#)
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CAN A BITCH GET A MOTHERFUCKING +2????
i hate you all
:(
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:50:02 EDT (#)
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John Cusack? I can see it.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:49:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:38:26 EDT (#)
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Do you have a big canker sore or something on your chin that you're trying to hide with that paper?
No.. if i dont have the dam date on there people accuse me of being cookie or urbane and posting 10 yr old pics.
where would you have me hold it? my forehead? it is big enough i guess.
i take my teeth out for that Orph...have you ever tried to pick virgin out of your teeth? NIGHTMARE!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:46:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 19:43:53 BST (#)
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theres nothing wrong with my teeth, my smile only shows my teeth if i'm laughing
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or devouring virgins?
:)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:44:44 EDT (#)
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that is obviously what it says, the virgins are just having their fun.
:)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:43:53 EDT (#)
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theres nothing wrong with my teeth, my smile only shows my teeth if i'm laughing
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:42:49 EDT (#)
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i look nothing like joan cusak, not that it would be a bad thing but seriously ive been told i look like alot of ppl but NEVER her.
and can nobody see that it says Do Me and the U for ubersite..
sheesh
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:41:02 EDT (#)
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That's the closest to a smile I've ever seen on Mystia, and she's clenching her lips to hide her teeth. Why is that?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:39:48 EDT (#)
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Sometimes, something about your face reminds me of Joan Cusack.
But you are much prettier.
We totally need to talk hair products.
:)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:38:59 EDT (#)
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DOME!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:38:26 EDT (#)
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Do you have a big canker sore or something on your chin that you're trying to hide with that paper?
Submitted by SensibleShoes (user info) at 2009-05-21 14:37:17 EDT (#)
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Dome U? Never heard of that college. What are you studying there?