A simple, perverted survey (1024 hits)
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Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2009-05-21 23:35:54 EDT
What is the strangest thing you have ever masturbated to?
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:44:54 EDT (#)
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QVC
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-25 21:30:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-05-24 02:45:11 EDT (#)
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Total Recall earlier today.
The scene with the three-boobied girl got me started.
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I know that girl from a long time ago. Her name is Leticia or something? She's a little cutie. She is also in "Chopper Chicks From Zombie Town", which is a pretty cool movie.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-25 21:27:38 EDT (#)
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http://fleshbot.com/395215/my-dinner-with-ass-asseaters-unanimous-16
WARNING: Link NSFW
Submitted by Skippy25666 (user info) at 2009-05-25 18:37:00 EDT (#)
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the virgin Mary. I know I'm going to hell, but when I get there, I want the Devil to be able to go "dude,, you're out there man." for one thing I did in my life.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-25 10:21:13 EDT (#)
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A picture of your mom.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-05-24 02:45:11 EDT (#)
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Total Recall earlier today.
The scene with the three-boobied girl got me started. Unfortunately climax didn't come until the scene with Kuato, that gnarly looking mutant guy who grows out of that other guy's chest. I was thinking of Morticia Addams.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-05-23 23:50:21 EDT (#)
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also:
scrambled porn before the internet made it free
taco bell, target, commercials
a brewers-cubs game last week
si swimsuit editions
cartoon porn! strangely interesting
mythubsters
the song my humps before it got overplayed
an amy grant album cover waaaaay back in the day
a picture of the egyptian goddess isis in the age of mythology instructional booklet
mental image of a girl from high school hitting a bowl, although the bridge between glass dick and my dick isn't hard to find.
i used to fantasize about taking somebody's virginity but that was before i found out how bad that sucks.
wanda sykes
i know there's better stuff but it didnt come to mind while writing this list so youre going to have to LIVE WITHOUT IT
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-05-23 23:28:07 EDT (#)
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the Extenze commercial.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-23 20:29:45 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ Caul wtf is wrong with you?
I'm not sure I want to be your internet girlfriend anymore..
<shudder>
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-23 00:24:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 23:59:39 EDT (#)
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Caul i hate you with the fire of 1000 suns for that link
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http://www.videobullriding.com/2008/07/02/2-girls-1-finger/
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-05-22 20:38:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-22 07:31:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-22 07:22:47 EDT (#)
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A HOOK UPS brand skateboard.
fucking manga chicks in schoolgirl skirts
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Sweet jebus.
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YOU are judging ME? hahahahaha
you obviously dont know what Im talking about!
Example - http://media.photobucket.com/image/hook%20ups%20skateboard/pasadenapauly/hookupsjpg.jpg
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-22 07:22:47 EDT (#)
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A HOOK UPS brand skateboard.
fucking manga chicks in schoolgirl skirts
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Sweet jebus.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-22 07:21:18 EDT (#)
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hmmmmm
A HOOK UPS brand skateboard.
fucking manga chicks in schoolgirl skirts
I WAS 12!!!
*weeps*
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-05-22 07:18:12 EDT (#)
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The ceiling.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-05-22 07:11:04 EDT (#)
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Once, when I was 16, I did it while looking into the eyes of my James T. Kirk poster I got for free when I saw the latest flick...
I had to take it down the next week because I felt him judging me every day after that.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-22 05:01:32 EDT (#)
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drogo, you have HOT mail
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:51:20 EDT (#)
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I dont masturbate
Much.
I did whack one off to a picture of Jordan once back when she hadnt been surgically remastered and when she got her muff out in Men only or something, it sickens me to even say that I did it now. I feel like I need a bath.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:05:55 EDT (#)
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Tombraider.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-22 04:02:56 EDT (#)
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Jack McCallums pussy
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-22 03:49:13 EDT (#)
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the waltons
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-05-22 03:38:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-22 00:36:07 EDT (#)
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"8 year olds, dude. 8 year olds..."
^^^^^
That's what happens when you hang with Bubba.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 02:53:54 EDT (#)
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still on the couch, Caul?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-22 02:36:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-22 00:36:07 EDT (#)
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"8 year olds, dude. 8 year olds..."
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police won't care you were quoting a movie when they come and take you away.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-05-22 02:13:58 EDT (#)
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National geographic. Worse, I wasn't even looking at the magazine. I was remembering saggy black titties and spanking.
I'm gonna go hang myself now.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-05-22 00:51:08 EDT (#)
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I just bought a sexy new computer. I'm about to masturbate to that.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-22 00:36:07 EDT (#)
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"8 year olds, dude. 8 year olds..."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-22 00:22:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-21 23:56:12 EDT (#)
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i was so lazy i just jizzed straight off the side of my bed
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lol, who does that%?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 23:59:39 EDT (#)
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Caul i hate you with the fire of 1000 suns for that link
GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I'LL NEVER GET TO SLEEP NOW.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-21 23:58:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/122211
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-21 23:57:43 EDT (#)
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http://kidsinsandbox.net/index2.php
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-21 23:56:12 EDT (#)
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Leslie Nielsen in one of the naked gun movies:
"Last night i was watching "The Naked Gun" in bed and, because i sleep naked, acquired a random boner merely by virtue of the fact i kept rolling around and changing position.
Now, normally i'd just ignore it and keep watching but for some reason i just decided to slowly beat off instead. Let me explain that i wasnt even beating off to the sexier scenes of this movie. In fact, the most common image that i was probably seeing while shifting gears was that of Leslie Neilson's face looking slightly shocked.
Come cum time, i was so lazy i just jizzed straight off the side of my bed into (mostly) my waste paper basket) and (somewhat) my carpet.
I realised this was probably the most banal, non-sexy thing i've ever ejaculated to and was wondering what Uber could come up with on the same token. "
Submitted by THERAPlST (user info) at 2009-05-21 23:52:54 EDT (#)
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A picture of a fat chick, then I killed myself. Then I undied.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-21 23:52:54 EDT (#)
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The picture post below this one.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-05-21 23:51:11 EDT (#)
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Horse.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-21 23:39:11 EDT (#)
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I will not be a party to your twisted game of wanky wank.
Peanut Brittle