Found on men's room hall (413 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.11 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2009-05-22 22:37:10 EDT
While taking a shit today at work, I saw the following written on the wall in black permanent marker:
"Soft fur up and down,
Declawed for my own safety,
Cat masturbation."
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-26 11:58:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-05-23 14:23:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-05-23 02:47:23 EDT (#)
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Sorry, 'www.massageyourcattoorgasm.com' does not exist or is not available.
thanks a lot, snark.
I'm going to negative two this post out of spite.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-23 02:39:27 EDT (#)
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www.massageyourcattoorgasm.com
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-05-23 00:29:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by osmosianist (user info) at 2009-05-23 00:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best haiku I've ever read.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 23:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
unplug your computer and spare us anymore of this,
kthxbi
Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-05-22 22:56:17 EDT (#)
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Bestiality haiku. Nice.
I think we need to hook you up with that Al Qaida kitty. It's a natural match.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-22 22:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HI JACK MCCALLUM!