Mos Ubersite..You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany (1868 hits)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (View user info) at 2009-05-26 09:07:14 EDT
Thank-You to Nath who resized this for me after many attempts to help me get it posted.
After all of the drama it's probably not even very good but I had the idea while watching the cantina scene in Star Wars yesterday.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-03 22:05:40 EDT (#)
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So, I take it by this latest meltdown that Shlongy isn't going to get to see any hole???
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-03 21:27:26 EDT (#)
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well this got wonderfully cozy, didn't it?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-03 12:02:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-03 08:47:33 PDT (#)
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he's on vacation: http://www.ubersite.com/m/122251#2898611
apparently, he plans to come where i live.
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Ha! The best part about that link is that mystia is doing her particular brand of crazy directly below Jack's.
"Enjoy your trip in christian hell" was pretty good, too.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:47:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:39:16 EDT (#)
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Hey, did McCallum freak out and "leave" ubersite? I've noticed his daily posts are missing.
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he's on vacation: http://www.ubersite.com/m/122251#2898611
apparently, he plans to come where i live.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:39:16 EDT (#)
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Ah, well now that that's cleared up, I hope our relationship will continue to blossom.
Hey, did McCallum freak out and "leave" ubersite? I've noticed his daily posts are missing.
If not, his cats could be fighting over who gets to eat his eyeballs right now, cool.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:31:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:25:41 EDT (#)
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Why would you think I'd be talking to you?
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cuz i'm self-centered?!
seriously, just cuz your comment came right after mines.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:25:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-03 08:22:01 PDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:14:19 EDT (#)
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You're the type of person my parents had in mind when they told me never to talk to strangers
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if you're talking to me, then please be my guest and go email her and see how long it takes before it gets weird.
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Why would you think I'd be talking to you? I read parts of that "Shiloh" post, and this one, so take another wild guess.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:22:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:14:19 EDT (#)
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You're the type of person my parents had in mind when they told me never to talk to strangers
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if you're talking to me, then please be my guest and go email her and see how long it takes before it gets weird.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:16:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-03 16:06:01 BST (#)
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i don't really care about our exchange. but it's kinda funny seeing you living in an imaginary world in which you're a perfect little girl, victim of everyone else.
"A VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE SHE WAS, POOR, POOR GIRL!!!"
it must be quite a challenging experience to live with a person like you.
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I'm so fucking glad somebody else sees this.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:14:19 EDT (#)
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You're the type of person my parents had in mind when they told me never to talk to strangers, at least I'm pretty sure that expands to crazy fucks on the internet.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:06:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-06-03 02:56:01 EDT (#)
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i tried to write you back after you sent me that awful mean letter in return, but apparently you blocked me for whatever reason
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"awful mean letter"...lol, drama queen.
want me to paste my really "awful mean letter" here?
to resume it, i basically said "wtf is this?" to your angry email and blocked you.
HOW AWFUL!? :~(
i don't really care about our exchange. but it's kinda funny seeing you living in an imaginary world in which you're a perfect little girl, victim of everyone else.
"A VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE SHE WAS, POOR, POOR GIRL!!!"
it must be quite a challenging experience to live with a person like you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:54:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-06-03 02:56:01 EDT (#)
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but apparently you blocked me for whatever reason and enver saw it and brought the half baked version here in public, the thing you promised not to do but thats what i get for trusting uber people again.
>> I blocked you cuz while I don't mind playing with nutjobs on anonymous forums such as this one, I have no interest in doing so in places like my email or facebook. And I didn't promised you anything.
So to orphelia, I'm not telling any of our private conversations to people."""
>> You told me "If you want to know more about this, you can ask me". 'this' being some unimportant drama you had with some unimportant internet person.
Caul i'm sorry you decided to assume the worst about everything i told you. i was more than warm and friendly to you in our exchanges and now it has come back to bite me in the ass. I cant believe trying to joke with you about the stuff with cookie from 5 years ago sent you into such a hate mission. i sincerly appologize if somehow our language barrier or my sense of humor offended you in some way. """
>> you don't get it. it has nothing to do with language barrier or what cookie said 5 years ago (WHO GIVES A SHIT!?).
it looked like you were trying (and failing) to rile me up. i lol'ed and asked you gently if that was the case cuz i didn't quite understand why you were brining up this completly irrelevant detail. you responded in a calm and nice manner, telling me it was the truth.
everything was ok for me at this point.
but then you sent me another email, an angry version of the previous one, calling me a frog repeatedly with lots of caps and screaming. i blocked you.
try keeping track of things in chronology, but for that, i think you should try taking your meds as prescribed.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:00:21 EDT (#)
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i would really prefer you didnt leave. i <3 having easily triggered crazy people around.
when you do finally commit suicide, could you have someone post the pics here? or at least the pathetic foodstained letter?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-06-03 08:38:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-06-03 13:19:31 BST (#)
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I'd say telling EVERYONE ON UBERSITE who I had slept with is considered "giving out personal information".
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Not according to this twat. She's perfect and people are only ever mean to her to look cool.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-06-03 08:19:31 EDT (#)
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I'd say telling EVERYONE ON UBERSITE who I had slept with is considered "giving out personal information".
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-06-03 07:14:10 EDT (#)
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I am merely conceptual EI.
and don't knock the sucking fruit out of arseholes thing dude, In the gay scene we call it lemonAIDS and you havn't lived until you've tried it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-03 07:08:44 EDT (#)
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im beginning to wonder if spams a figment of my imagination, trouble is that would mean my imagination revolved around some loser who frequents bondage clubs and sucks lemons out of other mens arses
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-06-03 06:20:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-06-03 07:56:01 BST (#)
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I have never given out anyones personal info . like name , addy, phone, or even screenames for other sites or messengers. I posted one snippet of one aim convo to refute lies being told He even said in that snippert that i had never told his secrets or broke a promise to him and even after he unleashed an all out war on my character after that I STILL DIDNT and he knows it. if he were a real man he'd admit that. there was nothing damaging in that snippet other than to prove he couldnt be trusted, nothing that affected his real life or anything else for that matter! end of story! i have not went after anyone's real life or any of the other shit some of you bastards do. and i do not bring my personal dramas with other uber people to this site
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She says, just days after linking to somebody's fucking MYSPACE page.
FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST FUCK OF YOU USELESS SACK OF OXYGEN THEIVEING PSYCHOSIS.
Anybody who wants to stay in contact with Mystia know this: She really, really IS a fucking lunatic. I know it's the running gag here and everything and something you'd normally take witha pinch of salt but you should be aware that she WILL turn on you eventually and when she does - for no reason whatsoever - she will really believe that what she's doing is right and justified.
honest to god look at her comments - she acts like a cunt then makes up a bunch of lies to explain it and later, she's so fucking deluded she actually believes her own lies. She's been doing this for so fucking long that she now lives in a world that is 80% a figment of her imagination.
SHE REALLY DOES BELIVE THAT SHE IS A PERFECT, NICE, NORMAL, WELL-ADJUSTED HUMAN AND THAT PEOPLE JUST PICK ON HER.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-03 05:22:50 EDT (#)
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rob bergs real name is Bobby Ewing, there I said it.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-03 04:18:07 EDT (#)
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I know rob-berg's real name, AND I'LL TELL EVERYONE!
I'LL FUCKIN DO IT MAN, DON'T TEST ME!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-03 04:03:05 EDT (#)
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You should really stay far, far away from this place.
Have a good life, take your meds and don't forget to floss.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95894#2229703
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-06-03 02:56:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-01 15:58:21 EDT (#)
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we argued our view points a bit in a friendly email exchange until out of nowhere, she told me she IMed me under a fake name (even though she said she would NEVER have an alter) five years ago about
i blocked her.
i always joked about mystia being crazy cuz of that old comment. i never really did care if it was true or not, just like people call me a fag. it's just my "reputation" on some random forum.
i thought this time i'd be nice and ask what i did wrong. but now i know she IS crazy for real.
o_O
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I'm only here to address this comment because someoine sent it to me in an email and asked what it was all about.
I'm not even going to read what happened on this thread since i left because i'm sure it's horrible and will hurt my feelings quite a bit. I do not lurk after I leave for the same reason.
Caul i wish you would quit jumping to the wrong conclusions about me every chance you get.
we did have friendly email exchanges. My last email was all a silly joke about you saying internet people couldnt rile you up and i was teasing you about how what cookie said about you 5 years ago had you angry back then.. i tried to write you back after you sent me that awful mean letter in return, but apparently you blocked me for whatever reason and enver saw it and brought the half baked version here in public, the thing you promised not to do but thats what i get for trusting uber people again.
I never had a fake Aim name or any alter. I don't even know where the hell you came up with that. i even told you that you AIMED ME! so you telling these people that i was iming you with a fake name is totally made up by you.
You aimed me 5 years ago at my regualr AIM name kmk7734! everyone here knows that is my aim, you had some name like cacalauncher or something i dont fully remember.
We were arguing on uber and you aimed me to ask me what my fucking problem was, i asked you to leave me alone.
we said a few things i dont remember exactly,then i pasted a bit of a convo from cookie into our aim window where she told me to blow you off cuz strong women made you irate, her words, not mine.( i told you all of this exactly in out emails) I didnt tell you who said it and you were angry then I blocked you, then you brought it on here and guessed it was her anyway..so thats the truth about that part. again this all happened like 5 years ago.
then with orphelia..i never said i had any private ANYTHING! i said she had hurt my feelings a few times and i felt she was being very passive aggressive with me( you compared her to cookielass and i said you were pretty close with that comparision) i wasnt going into detials cuz i was done with ubersite anyway and that i had aired out my issues with her in private off of ubersite and i wanted to keep it that way...then you wrote back accusing me of being mysterious and asking if i was trying to get you to beg me for details or something.. i answered you back that i wasnt being mysterious i just didnt think you cared about every detail of why i felt the way i did or about my chick dramas, but if you wanted to know that i'd tell you but i wanted behind the scenes stuff kept off of uber.
So to orphelia, I'm not telling any of our private conversations to people. the only people i talk to are nath and SGT, caul for a few days and a few otheres who arent on the site anymore and done even know you anyway, and they can all tell you that i havent betrayed you. the only details i would give to anyone who asks are my own feelings and thoughts about things you have said on this site, not any private info about you or your life. i hope you are doing the same in return. i promised to never share our letters and things we discussed as frieinds and i have kept that promise even tho we have gone our seperate ways. i had heard you were worried about me sahring your letters with others, You have nothing to worry about.
And all my private stuff has been put on here without my consent too, where i live
my boyfriend who died
my aim
my old phone number..etc.
even my firstt pictures were put here without my consent by fetish
I have never given out anyones personal info . like name , addy, phone, or even screenames for other sites or messengers. I posted one snippet of one aim convo to refute lies being told He even said in that snippert that i had never told his secrets or broke a promise to him and even after he unleashed an all out war on my character after that I STILL DIDNT and he knows it. if he were a real man he'd admit that. there was nothing damaging in that snippet other than to prove he couldnt be trusted, nothing that affected his real life or anything else for that matter! end of story! i have not went after anyone's real life or any of the other shit some of you bastards do. and i do not bring my personal dramas with other uber people to this site unless they drag my name thru the mud and i'm trying to defend myself and even then i've felt horrible afterwards for sinking that low.
this site is just not for the type of person i am, i am kind and decent and i get so hurt here i get sucked into defending myself at all costs and it always ends badly . so instead of that happening again when the shiloh post and all the crap from 5 YEARS AGO was about to get thrown at me yet again i decided to leave ahead of it this time..
Now i'm done with this bullshit and lies being told against my character..
Caul i'm sorry you decided to assume the worst about everything i told you. i was more than warm and friendly to you in our exchanges and now it has come back to bite me in the ass.
I cant believe trying to joke with you about the stuff with cookie from 5 years ago sent you into such a hate mission. i sincerly appologize if somehow our language barrier or my sense of humor offended you in some way.
The people who were cool to me here, than you for your kindness and take care i wish you well.
the bullies make it not worthwhile to hang out here anymore. at least for me.
i only found out about cookie being smalltownsally by random accident. i was reading goodbye posts or " i quit" posts for the funny thread comments those generate for another compilation post i was working on days before i left. BubbaEarl had one titled "i quit" there was a link in the thread, i clicked it, it was her myspace. i was getting ready to just close the page when i thought " hey why does that baby in the photos look so familiar?" and it was her baby.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-01 21:02:49 EDT (#)
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If somebody posted private info about me on this site, I'd kill myself.
Nah, that would be retarded.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-01 18:03:51 EDT (#)
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It's true.
My retardation is nothing short of epic.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-01 17:43:51 EDT (#)
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blimey!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-01 16:12:49 EDT (#)
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and i like how mystia thinks private conversations between strangers on the internet are some type of 'weapon' against those who wronged her.
even if she made me or anyone else look like a complete fool, it has zero impact on our daily lives.
for instance, she tried to get me to ask her about so-called 'sensible' information she had about orphelia. i think orphelia is a dumb bitch, but i couldn't care less whatever conversation you had in private with that gnome.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-01 15:58:21 EDT (#)
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mystia posted her email before she left.
i emailed her to ask what i did to make her leave, out of curiosity mostly.
she said she got tired of being called a psycho by people like myself or rob or ophelia.
i told her rob is a retard of epic proportions, that orphelia is a piglet and that it's basically all a game, that it doesn't matter and shouldn't take any of this seriously.
she said it mattered.
we argued our view points a bit in a friendly email exchange until out of nowhere, she told me she IMed me under a fake name (even though she said she would NEVER have an alter) five years ago about something cookielass said about me and that it bothered me, somehow proving that i actually take this seriously.
it was kinda funny and confusing at the same time, since it had nothing to do with the topic at hand, so i said "are you trying to rile me up?"
i got a first email in which she told me it was true and that she also had private info about orphelia, cookielass and god knows who.
that was even more confusing since 1. i don't give a shit about these people and 2. wtf does it have to do with anything?
but then i got another email, pretty much the same as the previous one, but written with lots of CAPS and insults.
i blocked her.
i always joked about mystia being crazy cuz of that old comment. i never really did care if it was true or not, just like people call me a fag. it's just my "reputation" on some random forum.
i thought this time i'd be nice and ask what i did wrong. but now i know she IS crazy for real.
o_O
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-31 00:23:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-28 22:22:13 EDT (#)
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method sure was a funny son of a bitch.
i miss that heavy browed neanderthal.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-05-28 18:20:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:23:03 EDT (#)
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fucking LOL.
reading these again was priceless. And to think, Uber had ALMOST forgotten how fucking tapped she is.
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not me. i remembered.
its just that the internet is at least 85% lonely guys who will talk to/'befriend'/be an internet white knight for ANY FUCKING THING on the internet that might have the slightest possibility of vagina ownership, and thus psychos like mystia, urbane, etc thrive.
i give insane morons like mystia shit, in the hope they fuck off, but really, i blame the losers that create the monster.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-28 14:40:52 EDT (#)
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... and >BOOM<.
hmm, that took longer than I expected. AND - as luck would have it, Spam won the pool.
Nice show everyone. Good hustle out there.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-28 13:15:44 EDT (#)
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Thanks a lot, Caul! Now Mystia left. I hope you're proud of yourself.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-28 09:28:23 EDT (#)
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You know what REALLY makes me sick?
Bulimia.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:48:23 EDT (#)
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holy dogshit WTF happened here?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:23:03 EDT (#)
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fucking LOL.
reading these again was priceless. And to think, Uber had ALMOST forgotten how fucking tapped she is.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:22:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-14 18:14:05 BST (#)
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As for this comment to Creep -
mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-05-14 01:04:42 (#)
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i feel sorry for any child you bring into the world and for your poor wife being married to such a
dirty pervert who trolls the net for girls to talk vulgar too while at work.
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I hope that the next drunken hick that you coax into your trailer shoves a hot poker up your twat, so that your womb remains barren and you can never pass on your fucked up psycho genes to your offspring. Not that that's necessary, your pussy probably has the equivqlent PH of the Hudson river, and not even brine shrimp could survive in there, let alone a baby.
Maybe Brendan was right, i think your ex boyfriend willed cancer upon himself to get the fuck away from you.
Smart boy.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:34:00 BST (#)
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to add to the mistia hate-pile, we talked for a short while back in december, eventually budding into a beautiful friendship.
then one fateful day, i +2'd a post written by Brendan... you know... because i thought it was funny... and she bitched me out and blocked me.
what a nice, stable individual.
and yes, i hope you saved every conversation we ever had, including the phone ones, and post them up on uber for all to read.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:21:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-14 18:08:20 BST (#)
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Mystia befriends people before they know what a fucknut she is, and they trust her enough to tell her private matters, and then when the little man in her head turns the switch to "psycho", she threatens to release all that private information to the public, because she has every fucking AIM conversation archived from 1976. As if anyone cares.
I'm sure now she's going to tell everyone everything I've ever told her. Go ahead, you fucking stupid cunt. No wonder you're going to die sad and lonely. You're not fit for public consumption.
You really are a bitter, angry, delusional fire breathing cuntzilla and no one likes you. Have fun swinging from your chandelier in your trailer.
Oh, I'm sorry, mobile home.
Oh I'm sorry, prefabricated house.
Whatever, if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's white trash
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:20:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-07-06 16:14:05 (#)
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Being the only person on here who's probably met her, my opinion should be worth it's weight in gold.
She is NOT worth knowing. All you people who befriend her or stick up for her or whatever, know that in the end, you'll say "Why the fuck did I ever associate, even online, with someone as wacked out as that?"
If you don't want to believe me, give it time. I'd love to say I told you so.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:20:18 EDT (#)
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Of course she's fucking watching.
You're gay.
PS - Just read the Shiloh post again it's got some fucking priceless comments in it! Awesome
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:08:01 EDT (#)
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ps you all know she is watching right now, right??
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-28 08:05:43 EDT (#)
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Of course it wasn't aimed at you zpam
lol
btw will young did that ages ago for the live lounge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5px1eBQ19Xw
a bit gay
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-28 07:47:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-28 12:35:39 BST (#)
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ahhh spam, but what has this whole WOW YOU FUCKED HIM too and Shiloh post thing got to do with anything?
i was here then but i seem to miss all the juicy stuff
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I believe that was mysti's initial meltdown.
I guess everybody reminding her of it finally got to her.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-28 07:45:53 EDT (#)
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Pheely, I do hope that was directed at Mytsi not me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-28 07:35:39 EDT (#)
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ahhh spam, but what has this whole WOW YOU FUCKED HIM too and Shiloh post thing got to do with anything?
i was here then but i seem to miss all the juicy stuff
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-28 07:22:48 EDT (#)
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You are guilty of everything you accuse others.
You are your own worst enemy and sadly way beyond reason.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-28 07:11:28 EDT (#)
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I'm guessing Loony Tunes finally got the message and has fucked off. Thankfully. Anybody giving her anything less than +2 obviously hates her and is a bully, so it would appear. Also, I surmise that the constant linking to reviews past has reminded her that it's impossible to escape the past.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-28 06:41:34 EDT (#)
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so what have i missed?
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-05-28 05:53:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-28 04:48:50 EDT (#)
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Anyway, those of you who were good to me or would like to keep in touch feel free to mail me at mystiamoon.at.yahoo.com
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beware the wrath of mental mystia. she'll archive your correspondence to use against you at a later date. look what she did to the poor greek...
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-28 05:08:09 EDT (#)
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Just fuck off already then you useless, unfunny, sack of crazy.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-28 04:48:50 EDT (#)
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one quick thing before i go
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DUPED BY COOKIELASS AGAIN.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/122248
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=2063131&albumId=2193717&page=2
Well unlike her or urbane, when i'm done with this place i'm done for a good long while.
I've never had an alter and never will. If i leave its because it wasnt a fun place for me so coming back under another name is just stupid.
Anyway, those of you who were good to me or would like to keep in touch feel free to mail me at mystiamoon.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-27 18:37:49 EDT (#)
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thanks alot Caul, sandman
later ubersite
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-27 16:15:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-27 14:08:42 EDT (#)
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don't put me in things like these, pls.
phallic: http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204
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Oh god damn, Mystia is one batty ass bitch.
I'm out of here.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-27 14:08:42 EDT (#)
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don't put me in things like these, pls.
phallic: http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ja Moocha De Kreeshta, Solo...ho ho ho ho ho!!!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-27 08:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-05-27 04:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aside from the fact that i think yorue a fat, crazy moron, this post is really REALLY REALLY unfunny.
and the sheer time that obviously went into this piece of utter shit is quite simply, a little depressing.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-27 04:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eerie...that looks EXACTLY like me...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-05-27 03:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by osmosianist (user info) at 2009-05-27 00:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Hey, everyone I mentioned, give me a +2!"
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-26 23:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always thought that my soul was much deeper than "tits or gtfo".
However, I'll take what I can get. Also, I love tits.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-26 21:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for "WOW YOU FUCKED HIM TOO?"
Can someone link me to that post, i can't be bothered looking and I'm sure at least Caul has it favourited.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2009-05-26 21:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul shot first.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-26 20:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck horse jokes
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-26 17:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you were the only typo too hidden:(
was meant to say "God's gift"
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-05-26 17:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good show indeed.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-26 17:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-26 16:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
P.S. my insluts are FAR better than stupid pedo hick.
that has scourge written all over it baby.
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Doodles, you may get alot more creative with your insults but I only had so much space for captions and no matter how you say it, dear, basically you are always calling him a pedophile, a stupid hick..etc.
I only tried to capture one trait in each person, like Fj and orphelia were based on posts of theirs I had seen.
You and bubba for your constant bickering, same with caul and jack. Scourge telling all the campers to STFU everyday, Phallic corrects everyone's grammar and the creature itself is phallic. People said i had chewbacca hair so that's why I am chewy . Caul is Han just so greedo can be jack and they can have a shoot out at the table. To me Jack telling Caul and No1 that he was "GONNA GIVE YOU BOYS THE BUISNESS!" is one of the funniest things ever, probably because my grandpa used to say that to me when i was little and being bratty.
Merlina got the happy lady because she's always been kind to me no matter what drama was around me since way back when. Forensic's is a total joke because i knew she'd be a trooper. I think in reality she is more beautiful and has 100x more class than most of the younger gals around here(myself included).
I used mostly people who have been most active in the last week because they were the names fresh in my mind, EXCEPT for urbane and cookie and that's only because they are who came to mind as soon as i saw each picture.
TTOM, I dont think Ackbar was in the cantina in epi 4 was he? He wasnt on the list that these pics came from. He did the "IT's A TRAP" In Return of the Jedi.
I'm sorry if people got offended or thought this was so lame.
It was just a geeky idea i played around with to learn how to do these type of picture compilations.
If I ever do another one I'll consult with TBS because as their commercial states "They know Funny!"
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-26 17:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-26 17:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always loved the Mos Eisley Cantina. When "Star Wars" came out, my friends and I would pretend our cafeteria at school was the cantina. We'd start humming the song (the band in the cantina is playing)whenever an ugly person walked by, then crack up laughing. I was an evil brat.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-26 16:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
P.S. my insluts are FAR better than stupid pedo hick.
that has scourge written all over it baby.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-26 16:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Doodles/l/lackluster_tributes
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-05-26 15:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Amusing
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-05-26 15:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's some fine effort.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-05-26 14:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Badassjulie/admiral ackbar/ITS A TRAP reference, therefore only a 1
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-05-26 13:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chuckled at urbane.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-26 12:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2009-05-26 12:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Add me on FB, wench.
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I don't have a facebook account.
mystiamoon.at.yahoo.com
I'm running out the door just now but if you write i'll reply later :)
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2009-05-26 12:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Add me on FB, wench.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2009-05-26 12:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are actually tons of characters I never noticed in that scene until now. Imagine being one of those poor fucks who spent hours in make-up, day in and day out, and nobody fucking appreciates you.
I guess it must like being a life-long Cubs fan.
Submitted by SaintGutFree (user info) at 2009-05-26 12:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I very frequently say that scum and villainy quote dead on in Alec Guinness's voice. Reason #134 of 300 of why I have no friends.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-26 11:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking Lol @ Below!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-26 11:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apologies. B@W.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-26 11:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not really worth the time and the suspence...
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-26 11:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just one look at my sexy alien face has the exact same effect as if two large breasted, swollen clitted, big lipped Swedish blonde's had just stuffed 33 kinds of fuck down the front of your pants.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-26 11:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol good work
:(
hello????
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-26 10:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-05-26 10:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Indo?!?!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-05-26 10:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah fuck it, no uber fame today.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-05-26 10:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
All star wars, and i'm not in it.
<weep>
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-26 10:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a bat.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-26 10:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was pretty entertaining.
Nice work, loon.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-05-26 10:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought that his was kinda dumb until the "WOW YOU FUCKED HIM TOO!!!" part.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-26 10:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
frankly, this was pretty meh.
marvelously flattering picture of me, though. i look quite handsome.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-05-26 10:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Oathmeal, Sico and F.J. Bell ones were worth a +10. By the way, that pic looks nothing like me.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-26 10:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for effort and the Sage comment which did make me laugh. The rest was all kind of inoffensive but stil very 'meh'.
PS - you should really stop complaining about how people rate your posts Kellie, it's their decision and isn't always motivated by hatred or mob mentality. Sometimes people just don't like it. It's how it goes.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-05-26 10:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Purely for the effort.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lalalalalalalalala
i'm not reading your comments.
neener
Submitted by AyeCarumba (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Point in case, child.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this wasnt meant to be comedy.
it's more a slice of the different types of personalities around here.
the regular fights, certain people and the little quirks, meanies, sweeties, etc.
i dont know who aye-carumba is but please STFU
kthxbi
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha.
I'm horny.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'd think after a long weekend people wouldn't be so bitchy today.
what crawled up everyones butt and died over the weekend?
I'm not talking about liking or not liking this post, i'm talking crabbiness in general.
Nobody seems happy or cheerful today, except my squishy, who is always happy.
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hahaha, its true, I am kinda cheerful.
;-)
Submitted by AyeCarumba (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay now you're getting the -2.
You see mystia this is why people are getting pissy with you, you're being a child.
If i'm watching a game of football and someone makes a stupid mistake or play, I can call him on it and not have to be a pro player myself to have that opinion.
This post was shit, that was my opinion, I don't need to be william fucking shakespeare to make a comment on it, that is the BEAUTY of this website, if you don't like that concept don't post. The very few posts I made I got slated for, but I GET this site, i've been reading it since my first full time job approx 7 years ago back when comicbookguy actually posted :(
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'd think after a long weekend people wouldn't be so bitchy today.
what crawled up everyones butt and died over the weekend?
I'm not talking about liking or not liking this post, i'm talking crabbiness in general.
Nobody seems happy or cheerful today, except my squishy, who is always happy.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forensic, you're Trinto Duba (sp?). Sorry to be a nerd, but fuck it, I am one.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
seeing your wonderful efforts and posts i'm fine with you dissing this. a talent like yours needs to be bowed down too.
nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by AyeCarumba (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You were spot on, this really wasn't worth the wait.
Have a zero because I don't have the heart to -2 this after the sheer hours of your life you, literally, wasted.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i made myself chewbacca!!
cry babies, haha
Caul is the only non mutant looking character.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-26 08:16:42 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! You made me old and grey..
Mind you, at least I'm not a mutant.
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I don't even know who the hell I'm supposed to be. However, the similarities are striking.
:*(
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He looked sad skrap so it reminded me of you this weekend.
I'd be sad if I were you.
I wasn't being sarcastic at all.
I love my cat I know how you must feel.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 namedrop, uh, I guess.
*is a little sad*
I look just like that pic, by the way, except I'm fatter and hairier and have better lighting.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Merlina,
It was the only really friendly looking being in the cantina.
I hope forensic doesnt kill me.
it was a joke forensic.
Sorry i cant be your clown, Red
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! You made me old and grey..
Mind you, at least I'm not a mutant.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
erm?
I like Star Wars as much as the next man, but this wasn't funny.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was fun
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhhh, a smarmy bartender, NICE
I was expecting Jabba, but you are FAR too nice to do that to me.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2009-05-26 09:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heyyy