Oh You Dirty Dirty Bastard. (1348 hits)
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Submitted by Snark << snarkk.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2009-05-26 18:51:48 EDT
Why did you do it?
Seriously? What the fuck were you thinking when you pressed submit? You just ruined my entire day asshole. How am I going to explain the puke on my desk to my boss?
I can't believe you made my eyes bleed you dick! Seriously, what kind of sick bastard posts this kind of thing? Thanks to you I believe there must be a devil, if only because I have peeked briefly into the mind of his retarded demon child. I used to be atheist but your abomination of a post has turned my belief system upside down. I have to go to church now, because divine intervention is my only hope I have left of returning from the depths of this mental horror.
Thanks to you, I'll never have kids. I might as well call up my wife and tell her to leave me. I actually heard my dick yelp before it crawled back inside of me. I can feel it wedged in between my spleen and gall bladder. It's shivering like a midget in a deep freeze. All my sperm have become retarded and are busy poking each other in the eye with forks.
I just shit myself and my teeth are falling out, if there's any mercy left in the world I'll choke on one and die.
If I make it through this I'm going to find and kill the fucker who let you out of your cage.
Thank god I hit the back button before my brain puked itself out my ears. I should probably do something to warn others but I'm afraid to go back on the internet now. Your fucking post is out there somewhere; a big fat chunk of wrongness, wrapped in stupidity and sprinkled with AIDS, waiting to pounce one anyone who dares click.
Fuck me; I'd rather be the official sniffer at a goatse convention than come within a 100 web pages of your abomination of a post ever again.
It's like someone gave a piece of shit consciousness, a third grade comprehension level, and the vocabulary of a trucker, and it wrote a story but the other (much stupider pieces of shit) around it didn't like it and banished it to Cunt Land where it flourished in a nurturing stew of Cuntiness and Douchebaggery before being set free from your misshapen fingers to take a giant douchey-cunt-shit on my brain.
Oh God! The Pain!
Die!
I hate you.
User Reviews
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2009-08-25 20:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see you! don't think I don't....
well, I saw you
on another post
fuck I'm bored
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-08-25 14:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are busy poking each other in the eye with forks.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-09 14:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2009-07-09 12:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for puking on your desk.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-29 00:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The title reeks of Dirty Bastard Flu.
I laughed and then my head started to ache.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-05-28 04:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-27 18:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-05-27 18:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're the woman.
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lol wut?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-05-27 18:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're the woman.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-27 13:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate you, too
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Is it the pants? It's the pants right? To much plaid?
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate you, too
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-05-27 12:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Nice eruption of anger there! Keep up the good work.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-05-27 11:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Generic Ubersite Response Post #1. I approve.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-27 04:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wholeheartedly agree.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-05-27 04:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone thinks that if you gave a shit concsiousness that it would be a bad thing.
Why?
If I was a lump of shit I would be overjoyed. I'd be free from income tax and VAT, driving to work and straing out at the dull horror of the poor.
Fuck stoicism. Lets paint the walls brown.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-27 03:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FJ
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-05-27 02:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who are you talking to?
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-05-26 23:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One day of rain (in an otherwise glorious week of weather here in Vancouver) and you get all driven into this rage. Fuck the weather. At least it's sunny again now.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2009-05-26 22:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reference post for anything I don't like.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-05-26 20:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to know what a giant douchey-cunt-shit is.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-26 19:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I refuse to conform and bag on Dan.
I think it's hilarious to watch you fags froth over him posting innocent news links.
I will +2 until Bart creates a higher rating...hahahaha
Snarky, you only get this +2 because I found it in your pants earlier so it's like you are +2-ing yourself and we all know what a gayblade move that is!
xo
Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-05-26 19:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, so it was an old joke, but I certainly don't think it warrants this kind of reaction. Jeez.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-05-26 19:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-26 19:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-26 18:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Reference post for all future Dan Tangel efforts.
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HA
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-05-26 19:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This describes 99.9999% of Uber (i.e., every post except 100% of Snarks' posts and 99% of my posts).
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-26 18:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha fucker
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-26 18:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://webcastr.com/
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-26 18:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Reference post for all future Dan Tangel efforts.