SPT: Which one of you did this? (973 hits)
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Submitted by Circe (View user info) at 2009-05-28 10:44:05 EDT
I know it was one of you. It was funny at first but now it won't stop.
I know people here have been signed up for gay porn, and I laughed at those people.
I laughed at the Growing Families debacle.
Horse porn, scat porn, gay dating.. all funny.
Whatever I did to you, however I wronged you, I'm sorry.
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-03 13:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't me.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-31 02:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2009-05-29 20:23:03 EDT (#)
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According to the gnostic gospels, I.N.R.I. really stands for "Kiss My Stink Pig", if you write it in the Coptic dialect of Aramaic. That's probably how the whole thing got started.
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I love Aramaic. It gets so much done in a day.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2009-05-29 20:23:03 EDT (#)
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According to the gnostic gospels, I.N.R.I. really stands for "Kiss My Stink Pig", if you write it in the Coptic dialect of Aramaic. That's probably how the whole thing got started.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-05-29 18:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-05-29 11:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got signed up to (about) 20 medical journals, not too long ago. For two weeks i was into every mayor epidemic, disaster side-effects with new drugs, and revolutionary operating methods. I despise that shit. Great score for the sucker who did it.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 09:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not sure if I rated this before, but here, have a point.
Submitted by SOLO2 (user info) at 2009-05-29 00:26:58 EDT (#)
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Front page STREAK!
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-28 23:53:26 EDT (#)
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"kissmystinkpig"
wow and heh
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2009-05-28 18:13:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-05-28 18:09:39 EDT (#)
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i dunno, i reckon i could find the subtlety and flair. last time i checked the couch, i found $9.65 in change. any couch that can hold that much and not jingle would surely be able to keep a few other surprises.
what i lack is a long enough dry spell to actually bother.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-05-28 16:33:39 EDT (#)
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What's your beef with the Stones, man?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2009-05-28 15:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's awesome!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-28 13:40:24 EDT (#)
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I am Spartacus.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-05-28 13:18:30 EDT (#)
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wow i didn't mean for you to make a post about it or anything, just thought you might like it...
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-05-28 13:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone did this to me too. I always assumed it was Oathmeal.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2009-05-28 13:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you were going to include a picture of the pile of human shit that ended up on your doorstep. The one with the blood and semen all over it, molded into the shape of siamese twins eating funnel cakes.
...i have no idea who did that either
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-28 13:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did it.
But if you want your revenge, you should know that I"m secretly gay, and therefore only straight, hardcore porn offends me.
It REALLY gets me agitated when someone mails me latina pornography to my PO Box which is publically listed on this website in a former post here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115024
It would really, really crush my world if you sent me DVD's of that type of porn. (UGH! Straight people porn makes me sooooooo mad!!! RAH RAH RAH! ANGRY NOISES!)
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-05-28 12:14:37 EDT (#)
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Good post nigga baby.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-28 12:14:23 EDT (#)
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amazing
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-05-28 12:01:37 EDT (#)
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was GREAT!!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:46:58 EDT (#)
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I don't speak australian, sorry.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't moi.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:42:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I t wasn't me...but there was a time a few years ago when Professor Fuckface (I'm pretty sure it was him) signed me up for every gay website on the planet...
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:21:25 EDT (#)
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NOW it's my email address.
I may use that one for work.
And now, with the warm glow of a job well done, because creating "kissmystinkpig" was the greatest thing I've achieved all day, I'm going to bed.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:19:27 EDT (#)
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is that taken by gmail? you really should reserve it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:17:58 EDT (#)
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?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:17:19 EDT (#)
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I just was stumped for a minute by her revelry as she watched her husband get carted away.... unless she was married to MY husband... in which case, revelry is totally the right word.
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I think I used the right one after all. For any man :)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:09:32 EDT (#)
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Forensic: Nah, iddy lacks both the subtlety and the flair. Also, he wouldn't try and annoy me if there was nobody around to marvel at how subversive and brilliant he is. Not really one for private spats. Whoever did this is my new hero.
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Perhaps that was the plan all along. Maybe he knew you'd post this, raving about how good it was. Then, he pops up and claims responsibility.
Naw. You're right. He's a bitter soul who sneeringly enjoys accolades from us unwashed masses.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:06:56 EDT (#)
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inion.... sadly, that's not my real email address.
Yet.
I just didn't want to give people ideas... if they have to click to another page to find my email address, most of them will give up. Clicking is HARD. :) See how clever I am?
Fuck my life.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps someone on uber signed me up to a dating site and i am either a lesbian or a man - all the replies are ladies, usually south american
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
too bad things like this aren't run by humans any more. seeing "kissmystinkpig" from a christian blog might've gotten a fairly funny reaction on the other side.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:02:25 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:02:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2009-05-28 14:41:54 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
Revelry is celebration and happiness.
Reverie is a distant, thoughtful daydreaming state.
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is that the only one you picked up on or are you being kind?
considering engrish is my first langwage not i think i dun good no?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:00:05 EDT (#)
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Genius
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-28 10:58:15 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-28 10:55:39 EDT (#)
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it was me! LORD IN HEAVEN IT WAS ME!!!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2009-05-28 10:54:37 EDT (#)
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Forensic: Nah, iddy lacks both the subtlety and the flair. Also, he wouldn't try and annoy me if there was nobody around to marvel at how subversive and brilliant he is. Not really one for private spats. Whoever did this is my new hero.
EI: That's a shame... I was totally about to throw myself at you. :( Of course, you'd need to be well-braced against some kind of sturdy wall. I'm kinda like a wrecking ball when I gather momentum.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-28 10:51:10 EDT (#)
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IT WAS ME!
:( of course it wasnt
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2009-05-28 10:47:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-28 10:47:20 EDT (#)
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My money's on your bud Iddqd. He doesn't strike me as being above flaming bags of poo.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-28 10:47:07 EDT (#)
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I did it to offset the slew of boner pills, Christian propaganda, and housekeeping newsletters that infiltrate my inbox. Lemme check. Yup, there are currently 4019 of these said e-notifications in my spam filter :(
Hope you like it :)