Worst social moment of my life. (1200 hits)
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Submitted by Hey Jude (View user info) at 2009-05-29 04:58:03 EDT
Went to this international meet up thing last night and was speaking to this dude. Then his friend arrived, he introduced us, I offered my hand to shake hands, and he shook it, well didnt really shake it as he had a Jeremy Beadle style mini hand stump thing.
So we just sort of touched. It was horrendous.
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Submitted by eye_on_my_nonothing (user info) at 2009-05-30 15:47:16 EDT (#)
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Germ freak.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-05-30 14:03:29 EDT (#)
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hahahaha
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-30 12:56:10 EDT (#)
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What was his name?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-05-30 06:14:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-30 05:51:01 EDT (#)
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Someone I had just met told me about the time he worked at a butchers and got butt fingered raped by his co-worker.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-05-30 05:04:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-29 16:44:24 EDT (#)
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Worst social moment? That leaves a lot of room.
Many years ago, I went to a potluck and I ate 8 Deviled eggs, drank three bers, had a burrito with beans and onions, etc. Later that evening I had to meet with some prospective employers. The short of it is that I had to sneak out some internal pressure, and it was seriously stinky. Everyone looked at me like I was the culprit, but I looked around and asked what was that funny smell. I pulled it off and got the job.
PS: Doodles, STFU!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:47:13 EDT (#)
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YEEESH
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-29 15:27:29 EDT (#)
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for some reason, i laughed
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-29 14:46:50 EDT (#)
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So me and Lois are driving up to Vermont to get this abortion...
- Peter! -
Hang on, hang on, Lois. Don't ruin it.
All right, so we're driving up to get this abortion
and we get to the abortion clinic
and the abortionist has one hand.
- Peter, for god's... -
Bah-bah. I'll tell it, I'll tell it.
So I turn to Lois and I says,
"You want to get an abortion here?"
"You want to get an abortion with the abortionist having a stump hand?"
"We can't get an abortion here."
So, we turned around and went home and two-and-a-half months later
our daughter Meg was born.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-05-29 14:29:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-05-29 10:22:30 EDT (#)
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Ew, no. I just have a runaway mouth.
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Well, thank buddha. you had me worried for a sec there.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-29 13:10:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-05-29 16:11:19 BST (#)
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http://www.gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-29 12:50:09 EDT (#)
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Worse is when you start to shake someones hand and just before your hands touch you notice symptoms of disease....
* jogs to wash room and SCRUBS hands - dons Michael Jackson style face mask.. *
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-29 12:27:21 EDT (#)
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Longest five minutes EVAR!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 12:10:04 EDT (#)
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Check yo' shit, bitch. :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-29 11:58:04 EDT (#)
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you should totally mail me
i'd drop everything to speak to you!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 11:17:37 EDT (#)
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Don't you have a man, O? Or do yous do an "open relationship" type deal?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-05-29 11:11:19 EDT (#)
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http://www.gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-29 11:09:57 EDT (#)
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pulsehead
and it just did. and the phone sex lead to real sex but that is a whole other post.
oh lol.
do a gabbly link and i will go on, i am sure ei will too.
sounds like a ball
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-05-29 11:07:11 EDT (#)
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1) what is ph chat?
2) how does talking on gabbly end in phone sex haha?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-29 11:06:44 EDT (#)
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where all the crazy cats GO
durh
don't think i am bubbas type ei
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-29 11:04:54 EDT (#)
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bubba was online?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-29 11:02:07 EDT (#)
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everyone is on pH chat
it's where all the crazy cats
last time I went on Gabbly it ended in phone sex
lol
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-05-29 11:01:04 EDT (#)
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Does anyone ever go on gabbly anymore?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 10:49:38 EDT (#)
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If hip hop should die before I wake
I'll put an extended clip inside of my A.K.
Roll to every station, murder the DJ
Roll to every station, murder the DJ
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-29 10:47:08 EDT (#)
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UBER IS DEAD
I mean really, look at the front page and MRR
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-05-29 10:22:30 EDT (#)
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Ew, no. I just have a runaway mouth.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-05-29 10:21:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-05-29 09:36:47 EDT (#)
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THIS is the worst social moment of your life? I have more socially awkward stuff happen to me every day. Skate it off.
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Do you grab people's asses on MARTA or something?
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2009-05-29 10:04:53 EDT (#)
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Jeremy who?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-29 09:58:12 EDT (#)
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whenever someone offers me their hand and my right hand is full, i offer my left hand as an awkward alternative and say, 'bob dole handshake', it's like a mini (retarded) tourettes.
i met mrs. dole last year and this happened.
oops.
to her credit, she laughed, but this still trumps your stump touch by a country mile.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-05-29 09:53:52 EDT (#)
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My xgf's friend from high school had tiny little deformed flippers instead of arms and hands. I accidentally touched his armpit when I went to shake his flipper.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-05-29 09:36:47 EDT (#)
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THIS is the worst social moment of your life? I have more socially awkward stuff happen to me every day. Skate it off.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-29 09:00:05 EDT (#)
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This was a strange thing to post.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-29 08:55:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-05-29 08:01:33 EDT (#)
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Jeremy Beadle has an enormous cock, but on the other hand, it's quite small really.
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choked on my coffee as I read this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-29 08:20:04 EDT (#)
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WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE PART 2 OF THIS GRIPPING TALE???
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-05-29 08:01:33 EDT (#)
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Jeremy Beadle has an enormous cock, but on the other hand, it's quite small really.
<ripples of applause>
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-29 07:29:08 EDT (#)
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stump hand....
ew...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-29 06:17:26 EDT (#)
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I'll have a wank over them.
As usual.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-29 06:15:37 EDT (#)
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i will just post my tits then
as usual
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-29 06:10:54 EDT (#)
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I've got nuthin :o)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-29 06:03:36 EDT (#)
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FJ write something for me to post
:D
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-29 06:02:24 EDT (#)
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Because I have been duct taped to my chair in a kinky erotic game, I am all but not choking on this satsuma.
OR
I have a dilibitating disease that fucking hurts and makes me crave weed and all i have is poxy drugs which make me sick, trip and sleep and I don't even get a wheelchair sticker.
OR
They are just numb and slack from lack of exercise and sunlight.
YOU decide (i am fucked off with bb already)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-29 05:59:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-29 05:59:12 EDT (#)
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Why?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-29 05:58:13 EDT (#)
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Blonde time runs much slower than normal human time.
DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?
My legs hurt :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-29 05:57:12 EDT (#)
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Honey, he died ages and ages ago.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-29 05:56:33 EDT (#)
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jezza beadle! :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-29 05:55:28 EDT (#)
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Who is dead?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-29 05:53:37 EDT (#)
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I hope you don't think this is me anymore red, they changed the password on me.
Mine were all awesome
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Submitted by Hey Jude (View user info) at 2009-04-03 18:14:24 BST
yes, awesome.
omg jeremy is dead! when did this happen :(
i miss mystia <3
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-05-29 05:45:59 EDT (#)
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I'm gonna start rating your main account if you don't pack this in. At least be funny for fuck's sake
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-05-29 05:38:38 EDT (#)
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at lease it wasn't his gnarled, boil and pus covered erect penis he stuffed into your hand, tho that might have been preferable?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-29 05:19:27 EDT (#)
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this is terrible
you should do a hate post
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-29 05:09:45 EDT (#)
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Haha
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-29 05:08:03 EDT (#)
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