Various Movie Quotes (this is what I spent my day doing, ENJOY!) (615 hits)
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Submitted by CATAL (View user info) at 2009-05-30 19:20:15 EDT
Hey, look at them moccasins! What's that say, nee-kay?
I am Julie's piano... I am Julie's piano... That's a song I wrote for you.
You call him Doctor Jones, DOLL!
At that close range we won't last long against those Star Destroyers!
We'll last longer than we will against that DEATH STAR! And we might just take a few of them with us!
What are you putting me through Adrian?! You wanna know the truth? The truth is I don't want to lose what I've got. In the beginning I didn't care about what happened to me. I'd go in the ring, I'd get busted up, I didn't care! But now there's you, there's the kid. I don't want to lose what I've got!
What do we have that can't be replaced? What?1 A house, we got cars, we got money! We got everything but the truth. WHAT'S THE TRUTH DAMMIT?!
I'M AFRAID!!! ALL RIGHT?! YOU WANT TO HEAR ME SAY IT? You want to break me down? All right, I'm afraid. For the first time in my life, I'm afraid.
Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?
That's right man, you did!
I lied.
Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris? He doesn't compete anymore kid, and the main reason, one of the main reasons he doesn't compete anymore is me. He doesn't compete 'cause I would kick his ass!
No fate but what we make... She's gonna blow him away!
But if it had been an inch to the other side, you would have missed completely.
What about the boat? We're not going on the boat?
Will you stop that?
Is this annoying you?
No. It's one of my favorite things.
I've ALWAYS wanted to do this... And the flowers are still standing!
Exhibit Q! A scale-model of the entire mall! X marks the scene of the crime. These arrows here show the exact position of the sun at the hour of the crime. Jupiter was aligned with Pluto! The moon was in the seventh-
Pee-wee!
Please save your questions until I'm THROUGH, Chuck!
Well, when will that be? A long time, we wait! We've been here for over 3 hours now, and I'm not sure if any of us can see what all this is supposed to mean.
Supposed to mean? SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I think everyone here knows what this is SUPPOSED to mean. When you've gone over something again and again and again and again like I have certain questions get answers, OTHERS SPRING UP! You mind plays tricks on you, YOU PLAY TRICKS BACK! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweat and someone keeps on knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting!
Oh ho ho ho ho, yes! Oh ho ho, that was wonderful! Woo! So entertaining! The cinematography, the editing technique! Though I must say, the villain was a bit OVER THE TOP. (jumps down to the floor) Everyone having fun? PARENTS! You are the cause of all my... THEIR problems!
He escaped! He escaped!
Why you little British butterball! I oughtta show you what it means to be an American!
Now you realize what we've been dealing with! He has to be stopped!
Stop me, hmm? May I? (smashes glass on floor) I'm too strong! (walks over glass) I'm too motivated! (smashes another glass and walks over) And you're too WEAK! (smashes another glass and walks over) Ah! AH! Especially you Gerald Garner! Age 11. 141 pounds! C'mon, you want a piece of me pops? Because no one is taking this camp away from me!
Hey Mr. Donut-head Man, who's trying to kill you? I don't know but they better not.
You know if you stab a man in the dead of winter steam will rise up from his wounds.
Ahh! Oh! That's not good! I'm not happy! Oh nooooo!
Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.
Ri! Ri! Ri! Ri! Ri! Ri! Ri! Ri! Ri! Ri! Ri! Ri!
He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holder friend of Dorothy! You know what I'm saying?
User Reviews
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-06-03 00:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WE'RE NOT SINKING! ...WE'RE CRASHING!
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-02 22:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NOTHING IS FUCKED?!?!?! THE GODDAMNED PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!!!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-06-02 22:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2009-05-31 17:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-01 11:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING C A T A L.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-01 11:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Exhibit Q! A scale-model of the entire mall! X marks the scene of the crime. These arrows here show the exact position of the sun at the hour of the crime. Jupiter was aligned with Pluto! The moon was in the seventh-
Pee-wee!
Please save your questions until I'm THROUGH, Chuck!
Well, when will that be? A long time, we wait! We've been here for over 3 hours now, and I'm not sure if any of us can see what all this is supposed to mean.
Supposed to mean? SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I think everyone here knows what this is SUPPOSED to mean. When you've gone over something again and again and again and again like I have certain questions get answers, OTHERS SPRING UP! You mind plays tricks on you, YOU PLAY TRICKS BACK! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweat and someone keeps on knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting!
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LOVE THAT FUCKING MOVIE.
POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-06-01 11:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Admittedly some of these movies are obscure (I'll give you Sidekicks, but c'mon loser kid teams up with Chuck Norris! That's classic!) and some of the quotes from the more popular movies are obscure as well (Sean Connery clucking about the boat from Indy 3), but that's what's good about it.
You expect me to use the overplayed, cliche and same old boring quotes that you hear everyday?
Like for Terminator 2, can't you just hear Edward Furlong's whiny pubescent voice screeching "No fate but what we make... She's gonna blow him away!" after seeing Linda Hamilton scratch it into the table and go off to kill that black dude who works for Cyberdine.
What did you expect me to put? "I'll be back" or "Hasta la vista, baby"? LAME.
And with Star Wars, ANYTHING with Lando and Admiral Ackbar is pure gold.
Plus, who doesn't love Ben Stiller's creepy speech at the end of Heavyweights?
Also, Rocky kicks ass and anytime Sly Stallone is yelling, well, c'mon, that's just pure awesome. Maybe I should have gone with Judge Dredd instead, but "I AM THE LAW!" is too cliche as well.
Plus, who doesn't love a tiny asian kid yelling at a grown woman and calling her DOLL.
Now, I'm not gonna go through all of them, but I stand by every quote I chose. You just have to lighten up. You guys are NO FUN. For the most part. Some people are getting into the spirit. But here come the party pooper patrol whining about stupid quotes and bad movies and shit posts (r even SHITE posts, I mean WTF was that about? crazy european people mispronouncing things...). Well boo hoo!
And orphelia, my unconditional hatred of you not withstanding, why thank you.
But you Shlongy, YOU, well you just don't change a thing mister!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-06-01 10:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel like I just watched one-minute clips of a bunch of different movies. Well done.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-06-01 09:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Worf
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-06-01 07:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Most of the movies you picked were shit and the the quotes you picked from the ones that weren't were shit quotes. Other than maybe the Ghostbusters one, but even so, there are still a hundred and one other quotes you could have picked from that film that were a million times better.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-05-31 21:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-31 21:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, I've only seen five of these movies, and each only one time--when they opened at the theater 25 years ago. I would truly suck at this because most of the movies I know are very obscure and half of them aren't in English.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2009-05-31 17:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-05-31 16:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for that freddy got fingered quote, I love that movie
and this is what i meant to happen, not all these lame-wads not joining in on the fun.
c'mon people, contribute your own favorite quotes! it's fun for the whole family!
"I only see one LeBaron Freddy, where's your LeBaron? '#1 Son', that's me. I'm the #1 Son!"
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-05-31 15:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"you can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!"
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-05-31 14:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I could squash you like a wormy apple."
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-05-31 14:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Back to the Future Part III
The Ladies Man
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Return of the Jedi
Rocky III
Commando
Sidekicks (yeah, that's right, Sidekicks)
Terminator 2
The Mighty Ducks
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
So I Married an Ax Murderer
Ghostbusters
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Heavyweights
Wayne's World
Clueless
You guys are hopeless...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-05-31 10:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Indiana Jones, Rocky something, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Clueless. I watch Pee Wee or Clueless anytime they're on. That's a lot of times.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-31 09:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I my life, let's say I've watched 1500 movies- many several times - and I have no idea what the fuck any of this shit post was all about.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-05-31 08:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"...somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The *hell* I won't!"
BAM
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-05-31 06:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*Cough*
SHITE
*Cough*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-31 04:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is awful but +2 for not liking me.
Sometimes, when I get up in the morning and I am tending to my youngest children and watching Spongebob the eldest kid gets up and enters the room and I am thinking 'hey, yeah, I forgot I had you too'. And sometimes, when we all sit at the dining room table eating french toast and scrambled egg, together like an advert for instant gravy, I half expect another kid to walk in but I haven't got another kid not even nearly.
I guess what I am saying is, sometimes, despite not doing hard drugs for years, I forget how many children I have. Whilst this is not ideal it makes me feel better about getting their names wrong, going through a whole bunch of them before I hit on the right one.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-31 01:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I ELECTED NOT TO ENJOY, SIR
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-30 22:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-10-06 22:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Pop culture references? I love pop culture references.
+2 for one or particular pop culture references.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-30 20:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thoughts of Marilyn made me forget to rate.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-30 20:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I would go anywhere in the world with you now".
Marilyn Monroe to her cowboy in "Bus Stop'.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-30 19:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Badges? What badges? We don't have to show you no stinking badges!"