What's in a Name: Merlina (972 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.4 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2009-06-02 16:00:49 EDT
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"What's in a Name: Merlina"
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-16 15:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, are you back yet?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-10-10 10:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gruberfest forfeit?!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2009-10-09 00:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent. It's nice to see some old names still posting worthwhile shit here.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-09 00:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so listen orgasmo, come to illinois and play on my softball team. we need another OF and a 3B. i pitch, OF, and 1B, so if you like one of those instead we can trade out.
and merlina is awesome etc etc etc
only here via mrr blah
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-08 23:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you use your tongue prettier than a
twenty-dollar whore
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-30 17:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY, WHERE IS THE LIST OF D.C. EATERIES YOU PROMISED ME?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-27 23:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My uberversary.
I demand pOEmetry.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-22 19:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
julio lugo?
i don't fucking want julio lugo.
wtf?
but toronto might.
hmmm.
maybe you aren't the worst fucking idiot in the world john mozeliak. (highly doubtful, but still...)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-06-08 15:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2009-06-07 01:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I SAW THIS WAS by one of the moer well known posters. then i scroled by some blackshit that looked like poetry. you know who writes good poetry? no ne. poetry sucks.
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Fuck off
I do.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2009-06-07 01:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I SAW THIS WAS by one of the moer well known posters. then i scroled by some blackshit that looked like poetry. you know who writes good poetry? no ne. poetry sucks.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-06-04 06:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kwality.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-06-04 02:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ohhh thats lovely. Thank you O.
you spoke in irish..
Merlina *heart* Orgasmatron
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-06-03 14:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't use big words that 9% of the site can understand, rob.
How magniloquent of you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-03 14:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW MAGNANIMOUS.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-06-03 09:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Since some people are having difficulty w/ the image, here are the three parts of the piece in good ol' fashion, missionary-only, text:
-transmarine-
Remember her as smoke, as fire, as flame,
not banded gold retired with a name,
now serpent, now prided lioness,
not water, nevermore, no less;
twisting, bound, remember how she moved
when one and one were still perceived as two
and how, in time, she came to let you know
every single shape she had to throw
and every silhouette she cast by sun or spark
and every secret form created in the dark.
-my aquarial heart-
There as a time that I breathed you as a child unborn
and made of you the only drink upon my lips,
before the years came and went and I began to
think that I too much was made of water;
I rained you from my eyes, spit you from my mouth
and from a side-slit wound I poured you out
nevermore to feel the cold rush of you
in my bloodstream running head to heel
as a young man I was warned of mixing oceans
but found that love resided in the sea:
a woman from whom every word was siren,
every look a tide, and every tangle of
her hair a shelter from the exsiccated
world we saw outside
of this lesson I was unaware:
beware, beware
the elements of earth and fire and air
"there is a time for flood and time for drought,"
I convince the rocks and try to tell myself
"a time to wear away, a time to burn,"
the columns listen, but have much to learn
-dún aenghus-
Nothing grows here anymore but memory
here within this heart beside the sea
among dead flowers and ancient history
nothing grows here now beside the sea
the waves fall compelling stones to sing
I remember you as water and a once-worn ring
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-06-03 00:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
oh SQUINT. thought you said "squirt" hkm.
ll...vgg. sp.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-02 23:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-06-02 23:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Come again?
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-02 23:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yessir
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-02 23:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your tiny squiggly font makes me squint and my already awful eyes do not appreciate it.
It's very distressing.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-02 23:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yessir
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-06-02 23:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Come again?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-02 23:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why would you make me squint like that?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-06-02 23:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty :-)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-06-02 22:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hell, the jpg looked so much better at work.
IT MAY NOT JUST BE YOU AND YOUR SENIOR EYES AFTER ALL ROB.
Que irritato. That wasn't supposed to be in caps at all.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-02 22:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-02 21:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MMM. Hyatt Regency Capitol Hill 8/1/09. Follow the trail of pita crumbs.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-06-02 20:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-06-02 20:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-06-02 20:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good poem
shitty font
step up son
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-06-02 20:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well awri. DGFYA.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-02 19:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I rained you from my eyes, spit you from my mouth
And from a side-slit wound I poured you out.
You still got it, Daddy-O.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-02 18:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more rape.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-02 18:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey! I REMEMBER THIS EXTREMELY GAY SERIES!!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-02 17:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GAWD DAMN IT.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-06-02 17:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have wrinkles on your eyeballs then, rob.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have a 24"
eyebrow hair
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, I too have a 24" monitor - the image you are using is not even 1/3 the screen.
So your explanation doesn't make sense, eh.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*bakes cookies for 'o'*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have a 24" monitor. Didn't even think about what you little people have to use.
"Sorry."
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Could you have possibly chosen a font more difficult to read?
DAMN KIDS.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Photo reminds me of the video "Last Dance For Mary Jane". Tom Petty and Kim Bassinger.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fancy.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fecking A
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/122344#2902409
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-05-31 21:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Will only plus two if Orgasmatron comes out of retirement and posts something.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-06-02 16:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well you're old now so i have to +2. i always took her name as merlin with an a.