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I Have a Rash... (563 hits)

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Rating: -0.79 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2009-06-02 21:57:02 EDT


It's from improper wiping. =(

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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2009-06-07 01:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you suck on men's penises.

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-06-06 12:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Die


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-03 23:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

<wipethatcumoffyourchin>


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-03 23:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Have I told you lately that you SUCK???

<wipethatcumoffyourchin>


Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-03 22:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's "front to back". I thought all girls knew that.


Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-06-03 19:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

TMI

Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-06-03 18:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

gross dude

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-06-03 14:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-03 11:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...And incessant nose-picking...

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-06-03 10:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-03 08:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yikes.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-06-03 08:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I got a rash, man.

*lolls on limosuine seat with a white russian*

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-06-03 06:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

proper wiping is for pussies

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-03 06:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/122391

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-03 04:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-02 23:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


USE YOUR BLANKEY


Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-02 23:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-02 23:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i have one in my armpit, i think it is from my deodorant.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-02 22:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Have you considered wiping properly, or perhaps not at all?

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-02 22:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-06-02 22:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're probably wiping with the front page, which is a little thin. Try using the MVA, which is two ply.


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HA!

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-02 22:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh PLEASE post a photo!

NOT.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-02 22:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope it's cancer.

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-06-02 22:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're probably wiping with the front page, which is a little thin. Try using the MVA, which is two ply.


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