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An Inquiry to All Gold Members (680 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: 0.55 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Echo Sesh (View user info) at 2009-06-04 16:59:52 EDT


Sorry I can't share this with everyone. Those with access though, what do you think?











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Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-18 02:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-18 02:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Old joke.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2009-06-06 18:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Electro likes it and that's all I care about!

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-06 10:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well almost origional

Except it's not.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-06 07:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Lame.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2009-06-06 07:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You are sad.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-06-06 04:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Unoriginal fuck.

Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-06-05 22:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-06-05 12:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG RICO

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-06-04 22:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2009-06-04 21:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Further Block People Productions cannot be viewed by anyone till Bart wakes the hell up.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-04 21:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nothing funnier than listening to 1980's yuppies talk about "gold" and "platinum" pieces of plastic. These days I use credit cards as a basis for a bit of scissor work, and I get six new really nice guitar picks out of each card I get in the mail.

Submitted by dantangel (user info) at 2009-06-04 20:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

IM going to start a FTW GROUP




Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-06-04 19:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Colbert? I think 4chan wants their joke back.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-06-04 19:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i think stephen colbert wants his joke back



Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-06-04 19:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Method's Mom had a Gold Member plan too. You have to fuck her in the ass to join. So basically the membership list looks likes the entire census of people in New York City who check the "African-American" and "male" boxes.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-04 19:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Shlongy is a fucking PLATINUM Member and STILL cannot access this.

REFUND, BART, YOU PRICK!

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-06-04 18:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

this would have been better if it learned more from Colbert's "platinum member shtick"

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2009-06-04 18:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SaintGutFree (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

As far as I can tell, the cornmeal is piled on the left end of the wagon so to prevent it rolling down the hill, roping the wagon to the lamppost is both economical and something I would've certainly done.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mauve, maybe. Why is that wagon tied to the lamppost, I wonder.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Marge: What if he's crazy?

Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots.

Burns Baby Burns



Submitted by SaintGutFree (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One of the few pics I would ever +2. Would you call that umbrella indigo or violet?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome pic. I especially like the marmoset holding the wee umbrella.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-04 22:15:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

The first rule of Uber Gold Club is Do Not Talk About Uber Gold Club.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Send me the link and I'll do nothing about it.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1


Bronze member.

But I get airmiles.




Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This would have been funny if you didn't gank the idea from someone else, and not add anything for yourself.

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



The second rule of Uber Gold Club is DO NOT Talk About Uber Gold Club.

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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The first rule of Uber Gold Club is Do Not Talk About Uber Gold Club.
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samefag

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lawlz,

I have an ubersite tinfoil account



Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice joke. Ubersite Gold. lol

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



The second rule of Uber Gold Club is DO NOT Talk About Uber Gold Club.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The first rule of Uber Gold Club is Do Not Talk About Uber Gold Club.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-04 17:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good question. i'm guessing it has something to do with replacing the water in your blood, but im not totally sure.


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Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV.

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