Crazy Monkeys (1005 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.52 on 54 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2009-06-05 15:14:09 EDT
I was going to make this into a .gif - but I figured a little something would get lost in the conversion process.
If my posting this movie offends you in some small way. GOOD.
If not?
Enjoy!
monkeys.wmv (1 MB) [video/x-ms-wmv]
User Reviews
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-06-10 08:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-06-09 22:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. Wish people fucked like that.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2009-06-09 22:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah just what the internet was invented for
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-06-09 09:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and now I'm gonna eat the banana
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-08 10:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-06-07 23:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i took a girl to the Pittsburgh Zoo once for a date. It must have been 'sex day' cause every animal we saw was banging. worked out well, though, cause she let me see her 'no' place that night.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-06-07 22:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1.4 rating for posting a video. Tangel could learn a thing or two from this.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-07 22:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh good- saves me the time it usually takes to find my nightly porn fix.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-06 19:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S WHITNEY HOUSTON AND BOBBY BROWN!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-06-06 16:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-06-06 14:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-06-06 13:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL@reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-06 11:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cricket was rained off!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-06 11:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's called the poutine virus, eh.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-06 07:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-06 07:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-06-06 05:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WARNING: DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK. I DID AND IT PUT A HORRIBLE VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER. AND THEN I TRIED TO TAKE THE VIRUS OFF AND IT TURNED ME INTO A GAY CANADIAN. I LIKE HOCKEY AND I WANT TO SUCK DICK. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
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NOW YOU KNOW WHY WE ARE ALL SO POLITE.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-06-06 05:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WARNING: DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK. I DID AND IT PUT A HORRIBLE VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER. AND THEN I TRIED TO TAKE THE VIRUS OFF AND IT TURNED ME INTO A GAY CANADIAN. I LIKE HOCKEY AND I WANT TO SUCK DICK. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-06-06 04:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-06-06 00:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't watch it but I will assume it's funny. I am rating for other reasons. Let's face it monkeys are always funny.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-06-05 23:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck You
Submitted by bustedcompass (user info) at 2009-06-05 22:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed my ass off.
Even monkeys find cars erotic.
I've only ever used the back seat (or the front for certain specific acts). Never the hood. I want to try that.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-05 22:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get some Monkey!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-05 22:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
el oh el
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-06-05 20:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 19:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
EI - Cool... Good luck tomorrow.
I think they are mostly middle eastern / Persian fellas - but there were a few white guys in the mix.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-05 18:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 13:35:53 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The film was amuzing, the people in the car laughing made me laugh.
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I think the laughing affected the poor monkey's performance.
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Nothing wrong with monk performance, was quick and then he flopped and snored.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 18:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 21:50:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
SWEET - you play Cricket?
That's awesome. Now I can say I know someone who actually plays that sport. They have a league that plays in one of the local parks here, and I see them all out there in their white outfits and think: What the fuck are they doing?
So what do you do? Are you the guy who throws the ball at the little post?
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I am one of thise white outfitted fellas.
I play for a local team in the city i live in. It's cool, ive done ok this season but my team arent fairing very well in the league. I play every saturday in the summer, season runs from about April/May till the end of August.
Do you know where the players come from? Are they Aussies or something, there are bloody aussies everwhere!
Im a batsmen, the chaps you're on about are bowlers and the little post you refer to, is actually three stumps with two bails (little pieces of wood) on top.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-06-05 17:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAAHA
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaE7uiO1qRw&feature=PlayList&p=ADA56A68BB9FECE0&index=0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
SWEET - you play Cricket?
That's awesome. Now I can say I know someone who actually plays that sport. They have a league that plays in one of the local parks here, and I see them all out there in their white outfits and think: What the fuck are they doing?
So what do you do? Are you the guy who throws the ball at the little post?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There should have been some Whitesnake playing in the background.
If you're going to fuck on the hood of a car, it should be to a Whitesnake song.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
they are rather immature childrens TV presenters and radio presenters
http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bbc/programmes_tv_idents_and_screenshots/cbbc_cbeebies_daytime/300dick_dom.jpg
wanted efit posters are wanted posters, weirdly.
and im not out gallavanting because i have a league game of cricket (not that anyone cares) and i need my beauty sleep in preperation.
toot toot
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who are them fellers EI? Are they the dudes that host British Idol?
...and what are "'wanted' e-fit posters"
AND if you are in the clear, why are you not out gallivanting?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The film was amuzing, the people in the car laughing made me laugh.
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I think the laughing affected the poor monkey's performance.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shame on you rob, shame on you
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im lucky, Dick from Dick and Dom took the fall for me
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HOW CONVENIENT.
That guy's a total dick.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow...just.. wow
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 16:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No wonder you +2 dan_tangel's posts.
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Well duh.
PLUS I know it bugs crusty old fuckers like you - and that makes me smile.
Hey - it's Friday - shouldn't you be up in the island tower waiting for the arrival of "da plane"?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im lucky, Dick from Dick and Dom took the fall for me
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No wonder you +2 dan_tangel's posts.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The film was amuzing, the people in the car laughing made me laugh.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 20:47:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
joey its a friday night! we should be out date raping or something
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I'm keeping a low profile for few days, those 'wanted' e-fit posters all around the town are getting scarily close to looking like me
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
joey its a friday night! we should be out date raping or something
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
watching animals do that never gets tiring.
Except on your wrist after 15 mins or so.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh berg you magnificent bastard...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Blood Hound Gang FTW.
I saw them in concert here in Vancouver - they were hilarious.
It was before 'Hooray For Boobies' came out... which, incidentally, is the greatest name for an album ever.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA I GET IT!
YOU CALELD THE VIDEO "MONKEYS" BECAUSE THERE ARE NIGGERS IN THE CAR
Very highbrow, sir.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats hilarious lol
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals etc.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You offend me.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it unfair that I gave a -2 without even watching?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you offend me
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-05 15:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You offend me.