Ninja Nerd (755 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 1.11 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2009-06-08 11:33:25 EDT
My morning didn't go particularly well - I was poorly prepared for a sales meeting, I almost missed my train and the rain had soaked my bike saddle, and as a consequence, my undercarriage. I was ever so slightly hungover having stayed up to find out what Madonna song I am. 'Like a Virgin' if anyone's interested.
It was still raining as I cycled to the station where I didn't have time to buy a slightly cheaper ticket at a machine and had to rush myself and my cumbersome bicycle onto the train, nearly crushing an infant in the process (a highlight). When I sat down I realised the extent of the moisture that was soaking my balls hadn't been helped by a near constant spray from the rode as I made my way through the mean streets of town.
Sweaty, wet and panting I bought my over-priced ticket from a painfully jolly ticket inspector who commented that I
"Looked rough",
I muttered something non-commital and started hashing together a presentation to justify my existence.
All very dull and dreary, and the day passed as such until about 5 minutes ago when I was given the following link. I don't care if you've seen it, I don't care that it's a link and I don't care that it's quite a long video. It's fucking brilliant and if you think otherwise, you're wrong.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d2d_1242428103
Highlights for the impatient:
0:40 - After some serious thinking, the awesome display of power begins!
2:10 - Not content with showing us his skills on the ground, the plucky Ninja shows us his aerial work.
4:00 - Ninja exercise regime (14 push-ups, 2 squats).
6:00 - Incredible Ninja balance!
6:45 - Majestic Ninja jumping!
And before anyone asks, no, I'm not Dan Tangel in disguise.
User Reviews
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-03 04:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2009-07-02 21:32:00 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
You still suck after all these years. Boiled Meat Eater.
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Hi Sico :)
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-07-02 19:52:54 EDT (#)
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On Sunday I went to the beach with my roommate, and the lifeguard yelled at us for throwing a nerf ball in the water, so we had to put it away.
Later I was laying in the sand, catchin' some rays, and I opened up my eyes and saw a real live ninja. A ninja! He was standing at the edge of the water, swinging nunchucks while little kids ran amuck. He even had a sword in his pants...but that's another story for another time.
FYI: No nerf balls at the beach. Deadly weapons OK.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2009-07-02 16:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You still suck after all these years. Boiled Meat Eater.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-06-10 08:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-10 04:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He ain't retarded, he's my brother.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-09 16:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, I think you, a retarded person, ahould not make fun of other retarded people.
It's not very nice, see?
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-09 16:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-09 10:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That sucked.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-09 04:01:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-06-08 20:58:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen Hurty in that jacket
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I'm still waiting for it to be returned!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-09 01:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks kind of like the dude from House.
And the fag from Coldplay.
And the guy from Shaun of the Dead.
Good finish.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-08 22:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-08 14:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SLUMDOG GRILLIONAIRE: http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/electrocuted-on-train-736180.html
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
AH...
NAH....HOLY FUCK.
FUCK.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-06-08 15:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen Hurty in that jacket
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-08 14:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ninjas and grilled people in one post.
That's awesome.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-08 14:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sully that's fucking awesome. Fucked up, but fucking awesome.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-08 14:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw the below last week via an email forward...that's pretty fucked up.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-08 14:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SLUMDOG GRILLIONAIRE: http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/electrocuted-on-train-736180.html
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-08 14:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
meh
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-08 12:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you dan tangel in disguise?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-06-08 12:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-08 12:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-08 17:08:37 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I'll try and check that out at lunch.
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Don't eat and watch, you'll get sandwich up your nose.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-08 12:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I'll try and check that out at lunch.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-08 11:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That'll be it, thanks!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-08 11:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you are a hairy cunt?
CUNT
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-08 11:51:41 EDT (#)
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And... fuck knows. Long day.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-08 11:51:17 EDT (#)
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I raise/lower the scruffy bar to new heights/depths.
And
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-08 11:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'Cause I think you're scruffy and I like scruffy.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-06-08 11:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I thought you'd given this up. I come have a look after months and who should be headlining the front page... None other than your good self.
I see you still have strong ninja power.