APW - Ababstract Lincoln's Melancholy (505 hits)
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Submitted by Haiku Mikoo (View user info) at 2009-06-10 13:05:44 EDT
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-10 09:52:56 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-10 09:46:44 PDT (#)
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OH HOW DARE YOU!?!?!
I AM OUTRAGED.
i... i was just trying to pick an internets fight.
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Don't worry, "Ababstract Lincoln's Melancholy" will cheer you up, it always does.
I'm taking Modern Art this quarter, and although it's supposed to be an art history class, we have a lot of art projects to do, which is to say three. I was sort of perturbed at first, but if the assignments didn't exist, neither would Ababstract Lincoln, and that would be horrible for all mankind not to mention squelching any hope for peace in the Middle East forever.
Probably.
In other Modern Art related news, I have to turn in a ready made today, I'm going to use this guy:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121710
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-11 10:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 sad neon lincoln in the water from Mario Bros.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-06-10 17:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I had all the Animorph books until I sold them for thirty bucks and some store credit at a secondhand book store, they were my favourite
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-10 17:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way nice touch making the mole the same color as the nose, forcing a parallel that they're the same boneless fleshy consistency, perhaps?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-10 16:54:38 EDT (#)
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Actually, Roadsong, that's a pretty fair assessment. It's an art history class, so the art skills of the majority of the class don't really exceed the pre-school skill sets. Strangely enough, I always seem to prefer their projects over the ones of the actual art majors.
Skrap, I'm pretty sure that the only people who wouldn't be able to recreate this are paraplegics, but thanks.
Guns:
1) I hate you.
2) Dead on with the Jews, but I love the Asians, they gave me Samurai Champloo and make me feel better about my tiny penis.
3) Fuck you, please.
4) That would make sense if gingers were considered real people.
5) See #4
6) I wasn't alive yet, but the only females I was attracted to in high school were all latina, which clearly explains that one.
The only thing that's missing is something to explain the anger issues. Perhaps it's the bent edge and paper hat?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-10 16:32:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-10 14:55:22 EDT (#)
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Care to elaborate MWG? I'm usually too busy getting drunk and/or judging others to really reflect on my own personality.
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Since you asked:
1) The right side of Abe's face is very phallic, and by that, I mean it looks like a very skinny cock and balls. This could indicate "size issues."
2)The large, yellow nose, is a way many young artists vent their anger toward jews and asians, all in one go. Perhaps there are some xenaphobia issues as well?
3)The forward tipped hat would indicate that you are a quite mannerly person, going to great lengths showing off those good manners you aquired growing up. You likely say "sir" and "ma'am" often.
4)The orange "hair/hat-brim" and orange bonk eye are obviously your personal observations on the general physical characteristics of the Scottish, and I couldn't agree with you more, what with their propensity for bonk eyes and ginger-hood.
5)The tears coming from the orange eyes indicate your pity on the Scottish for their bonk-eyedness and gingerhood, what a humanitarian you are. (See #3)
6)The entire structure forms an "L" shape, which I interpret as your love of the letter "L." This could have originated with an episode of Sesame St., perhaps you might have been attracted to the Latina host in the early-mid 80's?
That's all I got.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-10 15:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are turning THIS in?
Are you in pre-school?
Step away from the dull plastic scissors.
No seriously, this Lincoln does have a sort of elan...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-10 15:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one of those art pieces that I look at and think "I could make that", and then I think "Actually, I could cut the pieces of paper if lines were put on it for me to follow, and I could arrange the pieces of paper into this pattern if a placement diagram were provided, but I pretty much cannot simply cut out pieces of paper and arrange them into pleasing patterns on my own."
+2 original art
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-10 15:20:33 EDT (#)
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You can have 1 lavish praise and 3 good tidings.
And a one balled goat named ted.
FINAL OFFER.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-10 15:15:53 EDT (#)
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You can steal Donkey in the Snow if you want.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-10 14:57:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-10 10:14:34 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's so melancholic, his tears are creating a large body of water doubling as his beard. I am engorged officially.
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That's what my instructor said, the first part anyway. He called Battle Orangutan an Animorph today, and when I insisted that my "piece" was in fact, Battle Orangutan, he turned to the rest of the class and asked, "Did anyone else bring an Animporph as well?"
I don't think he's ever read any of those books.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-10 14:55:22 EDT (#)
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I know where *you* stand, sage.
Alone.
In a corner.
Because no one likes you. Jerk.
Especially because you don't give Ababstract Lincoln the respect he deserves.
Care to elaborate MWG? I'm usually too busy getting drunk and/or judging others to really reflect on my own personality.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-10 14:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This says lots of scary things about your personality.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-10 14:47:35 EDT (#)
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That really is splendid.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-06-10 14:40:42 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA!!!
Awesome...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-10 14:35:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FalconPEACE (user info) at 2009-06-10 13:54:06 EDT (#)
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How about you derelict my balls?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-10 13:53:27 EDT (#)
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i approve of any post with me in it.
and the word ababstract.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-10 13:14:34 EDT (#)
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He's so melancholic, his tears are creating a large body of water doubling as his beard. I am engorged officially.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-10 13:12:53 EDT (#)
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I just saw ababstract as just the reverse of abstract, as abstractness entails multiple interpretations and theories where this picture strictly leaves only the faint tingling in the back of your head that there must be a God.
Damn you Booth! Damn you!
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-10 13:08:46 EDT (#)
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This very well may be the greatest thing I have ever laid eye on. (cyclops)
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-10 13:07:58 EDT (#)
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Ababstract?
A solid zero since I'm unsure of where we stand.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-10 13:07:02 EDT (#)
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I have to go to school now.
I'll be expecting lavish praises and good tidings when I get back.