Long-haired, Morbidly Obese Vagina Monsters (763 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.45 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by OTW (View user info) at 2009-06-10 16:27:59 EDT
Man are they scary looking. They average about half a ton, though some are bigger. They smell like windex and barf. They move like waves, crashing against curbs and before rolling over them, usually picking up stray cigarette butts and credit card receipts in their various folds. They have no up or down. The navigate by hormones, that is, they "sniff" out their own kind, waiting until an appropriate match presents itself. Then they merge with hair and pussies floating every which way until they congeal into a stable mass.
They're from New Jersey.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-11 13:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sound like my kind of women!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-11 10:49:52 EDT (#)
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Allocasia Culcullata
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-11 07:55:54 EDT (#)
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wait a minute, I live in New Jersey, do you know me?
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-06-10 23:20:27 EDT (#)
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Meh.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-10 20:39:43 EDT (#)
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+2 Katamari Damacy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-10 18:12:56 EDT (#)
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This post reads like it was also written by someone from New Jersey.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-10 17:39:52 EDT (#)
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I tried to picture this vagina monster as I read your description...so that's gotta be worth some points, eh?
Also, I snickered a bit when I read the "They're from New Jersey" bit. Heh. Fucking armpit of the US, that place.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-10 17:23:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-10 16:42:51 EDT (#)
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what was the answer to the first one? I didn't realize it was joke time.
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A: Trash gets picked up.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-10 17:05:15 EDT (#)
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Shit post, great game.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-10 16:42:51 EDT (#)
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what was the answer to the first one? I didn't realize it was joke time.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-10 16:42:13 EDT (#)
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haha. snap.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-10 16:41:03 EDT (#)
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No.
A: The bucket.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-10 16:40:27 EDT (#)
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a bucket of shit can be used for fertilizer while a lawyer has no redeeming values?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-10 16:39:17 EDT (#)
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OK, If you don't like THAT one, how about -
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-10 16:35:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-10 16:33:10 EDT (#)
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Do you know the difference between Jersey girls and trash?
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-10 16:33:10 EDT (#)
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Do you know the difference between Jersey girls and trash?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-10 16:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They smell like windex and barf. """
lol