ATTN: BART (SPT) but oh so full of graphy goodness. (898 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -0.15 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DOODLES mediates Electro's offer (View user info) at 2009-06-10 23:53:28 EDT
It has recently come to my attention that you have updated the copyright information and have added a new randomly generated quote to the uberboard "
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings." - Ozzie Guillen".
As it is obvious that whatever semblance of a social life or vagina that has been preoccupying your time the last few months has deteriorated or decided that five inches just wasn't enough, I thought I might offer my services to help improve this site. Just the kind of guy I am.
Firstly, I strongly feel that you should agree to any and all of electro's demands. (For your convenience graphs demonstrating Electro's positive influence on Ubersite when he post regularly; graphs depicting ubersite's decline since his hiatus, and graphs of projected outcomes should you agree or not agree to meet his requests will be included; labeled 1,2,3, and 4 respectively.)
Secondly, it would be in everyone's best interest if you stopped harboring known terrorists and sex offenders from the FBI (namely Jack, Bubba and TToM
Seriously the things he does to those poor animals. It just isn't right.
Thirdly add more random links to the other stuff page. It's honestly my favorite part of this site.
Fourthly do the fucking NFL playoff this year. The last time my Saints almost won the division. Fuck the bears.
Fifthly don't ever ban anyone ever again.
It's really fucking queer, bart.
Thank you for your consideration,
Doodles
User Reviews
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-07-31 17:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are so sweet
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-28 10:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stop being such a locksly, locksly
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-28 07:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop being such a doodles doodles
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-20 17:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good effort. Add some entertaining elements next time.
Just to be clear, they need to entertain other people, not just Doodles... ok?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-20 15:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WRONG POST FUCK-WIT
below
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-07-20 15:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BART! DELETE MY ACCOUNT GODDAMNIT!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-20 14:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know who you are, two below.
And I assume you must not know who electro is.
Here's a link, read up http://www.ubersite.com/m/115648
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-07-19 15:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just kidding. you're awesome and i love you.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-07-19 08:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow Doodles, it's amazing how articulate you are with Electro's cock that far in your mouth. I'm impressed.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-07-19 05:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck and I hate you.
Submitted by Scott4uf21 (user info) at 2009-06-30 15:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Look at this gay ass shit
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2009-06-13 12:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-12 14:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HI FOOFLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-06-12 01:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I CAN HAS CHOCOMUT ICE CREAMS NOWWWWWWW PLEEZ???
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-06-11 21:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
japancow:
awesome.
now i know how everyone is so fucking fast and know everything
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-11 20:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Holdmytacoessay.
Translation - May I enter the lodge?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-11 19:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-06-11 15:49:44 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's my six year uberversary in a couple of weeks and I've never noticed the other stuff link.
WTF?
Has it always been there?!
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http://www.ubersite.com/test2.html and http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=bart are pretty handy. The latter allows one to gauge how mean or kind one should be toward specific users based on how others have rated one.
How other users have rated haikumikoo:
apollo88 (user info) 10 on 9 = 1.11
I don't think your head is large at all, and I'm thinking you have a pleasant smell about you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-06-11 18:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's my six year uberversary in a couple of weeks and I've never noticed the other stuff link.
WTF?
Has it always been there?!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-06-11 17:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pretty sure aspergers is just a form of Autism
in the same way that Egyptians are a kind of African. Sure you may be good with simple geometric structures but do you see where I'm taking this?
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2009-06-11 17:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again:
Aspergers != Autism;
It is not the same.
And yes, Ubersite's fate depends somewhat upon my full return...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-11 16:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IT'S ABOUT THE AWESOME BATTLE OVER THE FATE OF UBERSITE, FO GOD'S SAKE LOOK AT THE GRAPHS MAN! THE GRAPHS
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-11 15:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone care to elaborate on what the fuck this is about?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-11 15:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As you well know I am entirely jealous of Electro's superior aurtistic talent so I dread his return...
Nice graphs, though.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-11 15:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Since you don't care, little boy. . .
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-11 15:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should also note that i fucking made a point of putting traffic as the y axis and electro as the x axis.
TIME WENT INTO THIS PEOPLE
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-11 14:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bubba
I
don't
care.
I expect the -2s because that's about i hand out.
It's therapy for them.
Comprende?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-11 14:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-11 12:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I lost interest in this last week.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-11 12:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a silly fucking cunt.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-11 09:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is shit.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-11 04:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone has to -2 this bullshit.
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I'll give credit for the funny graphs. See, Doodles? I won't -2 you simply because you are an idiot. Post, not poster. That makes me better than you, as always. . .
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-11 13:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i re-remember the 'other stuff' link about every year and a half.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-11 12:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I lost interest in this last week.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-06-11 12:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a silly fucking cunt.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-11 11:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
huh. In the 8 years I've been coming to this site, I've never noticed the other stuff.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2009-06-11 11:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-11 10:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Enterolobium Cyclocarpum
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-11 10:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Take the deal, Bart.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-11 09:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-11 08:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the graphs.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-11 04:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone has to -2 this bullshit.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2009-06-11 00:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know Pulsehead still existed. I knew there was another site that competed against Ubersite, but couldn't remember the damn name till now.
Oh, and Bart did secretly update the copyright info to 2009.
Mr Asshole:"Very sneaky Mr. Cilfone..."
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-10 23:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SCROLLBAR FAIL!