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Category: RomanceRating: 0.59 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SkullBiter (View user info) at 2009-06-11 16:55:24 EDT
I just found out that this beer kicks ass, drank it for the first time this weekend. Why, oh WHY didnt anyone tell me.
The rest of the trolls I drink with are in love with keystone light, I prefer High Gravity, but good lord. This beer was amazing.
Fuck your mouth.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-06-17 01:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
try some Steinlager
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-06-15 11:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know how I know you're gay? Beacause you like lager.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-14 06:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tyskie is my lager of choice these days.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-13 22:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I scrolled down, expecting to see some really rare microbrew or something. It's so cute how sheltered some of you people are.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2009-06-12 23:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh*
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2009-06-12 21:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-06-12 13:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Becks is ok, but if you're the kind of guy that raves about it, then you're probably the kind of person that dresses in his Sunday best to go out to Red Lobster.
Seriously? Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout, Franziskaner Heffe-Weiss, and Gulden Draak. Try those three and then tell me what you think of Becks. You can find these at any good beer emporium.
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Seriously true all good choices, I like Old Nick, too, Becks is like high school beer.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-06-12 16:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What about some good old mickeys? Eh?
Best breakfast ive had since yesterday.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-12 14:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's see...I had my first Beck's back in 1978 or 79.
And I had my LAST Beck's in probably 1988 or so.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that "this posts sucks dick".
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-06-12 13:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, even try Stella Artois and Hoegaarden. I find them to also be nice beers, and they're considered to be Belgium's piss.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-06-12 13:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Becks is ok, but if you're the kind of guy that raves about it, then you're probably the kind of person that dresses in his Sunday best to go out to Red Lobster.
Seriously? Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout, Franziskaner Heffe-Weiss, and Gulden Draak. Try those three and then tell me what you think of Becks. You can find these at any good beer emporium.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-12 12:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-06-12 10:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-12 07:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-12 06:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, try some Yuengling. It's America's oldest beer, and pretty much kicks the shit out of everything else.
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C'est Vrai!
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Absolutely!
If you can get your hands on some Yuengling Premium on draft, you're in heaven.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-12 12:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Becks is ok. Too hoppy for my liking.
Try Pilsner Urqell.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-12 11:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its been scientifically proven that you cannot get drunk on becks, instead you will just get a rubbish headache and be poorer.
in fact i hate becks so much (more than budweiser) I am going to buy a crate on the way home and smash it up with a baseball bat.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-06-12 10:30:52 EDT (#)
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um. ew? is it good in germany or something cuz it's not good here.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-06-12 10:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Whenever i see the word Yuengling it always makes me shiver slightly. i dont think I could put my lips to a bottle of Yuengling without thinking of paedos drinking it as some strange child juice or something.
Becks is rank Skull. Try some real ale, makes you all hairy and smelly! and you can stand around with other hairy people talking about the subtly of flavours as you slowly but surely get ratted.
talking of beer. Weekend woohooo!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-06-12 10:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-12 07:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-12 06:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, try some Yuengling. It's America's oldest beer, and pretty much kicks the shit out of everything else.
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C'est Vrai!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-12 08:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keystone Light = Coors Light
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-12 08:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate becks, tastes like aspirin
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-12 07:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-12 06:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, try some Yuengling. It's America's oldest beer, and pretty much kicks the shit out of everything else.
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-12 06:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, try some Yuengling. It's America's oldest beer, and pretty much kicks the shit out of everything else.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-06-12 00:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Only geeks drink Becks. Nice entry. Try again!
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-06-11 23:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, Im about to turn twenty. I just found out two days ago that consuming beer other than to wake up and say shit happens when you party naked, that drinking it for the taste, is quite enjoyable.
Im drinking Pike Naughty Nellie right now and its not too bad, but hey i've been drinking.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2009-06-11 21:50:11 EDT (#)
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wild guess - you are under 25 aren't you
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-11 20:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Beer romance.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-06-11 20:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beck's is good beer.
Keystone Light is my favorite cheap swill. Better than the Beast or Natty...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-06-11 20:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Enjoy your [pisswater/shitty european/american beer/tasteless shit], the only beer i like is [insert incredibly esoteric monk-brewed beer found in one lithuanian bar when you pull the door handle the wrong way and walk in backwards].
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-11 19:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It ain't bad beer, certainly worth choosing over Keystone Light.
I brewed a batch of habanero pale ale once. Standard recipe with the addition of two seeded and finely diced habanero peppers to the wort with the final hopping. Wasn't painfully hot or anything (unless jalpenos put a hurt on you), and had a distictive flavor. Definitely not a thist-quenching hot-weather beer, but fine for drinking while watching the game.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2009-06-11 19:32:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-06-11 22:13:40 BST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-06-11 17:09:43 EDT (#)
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becks is a reasonable lager.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-06-11 18:54:41 EDT (#)
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hhhaaah becks
thats what we drink at home when we're not really drinking
i like it though.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-06-11 18:06:38 EDT (#)
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Well, most of my friends and the party trolls just buy thirty packs of light stones, get so fucking retarded they dont resemble anything and then try to rub up against each other. Everyone Ive tried to get to drink becks says it tastes like shit.
PBR anyone?
I just like a nice park, and some shade.
Tranny hooker is optional.
I will be trying the jalapeno thing.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-11 17:39:24 EDT (#)
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I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
*Yozz is the Most Interesting Man in the World*
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-11 17:28:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-11 17:09:28 EDT (#)
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I'm going to now.
Never drank Beck's before, but my favorite instructor ever raves about it. He's awesome. He grilled me food, and neglects to put on the syllabus, or ever talk about the fact that he has a PHD.
You could all stand to be more like Bob, modest, and grilling me food.
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You'll want to usse a light lager. Moosehead actually goes good with jalepeno pepper surprisingly, even though on its own it's not a great beer.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-06-11 17:13:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-06-11 17:09:43 EDT (#)
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becks is a reasonable lager.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-06-11 17:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-06-11 17:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-11 22:05:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beck's is an excellent beer. I don't drink beer much, but sometimes when I do I garnish it by taking a jalepeno pepper, cutting off the end, squeezing it int, and putting it in my beer much like most people add a lime to Corona. Anyone else ever try this? It's actually quite good.
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that's pretty weird.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-06-11 17:09:43 EDT (#)
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becks is a reasonable lager.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-11 17:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-11 14:05:34 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beck's is an excellent beer. I don't drink beer much, but sometimes when I do I garnish it by taking a jalepeno pepper, cutting off the end, squeezing it int, and putting it in my beer much like most people add a lime to Corona. Anyone else ever try this? It's actually quite good.
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I'm going to now.
Never drank Beck's before, but my favorite instructor ever raves about it. He's awesome. He grilled me food, and neglects to put on the syllabus, or ever talk about the fact that he has a PHD.
You could all stand to be more like Bob, modest, and grilling me food.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-11 17:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beck's is an excellent beer. I don't drink beer much, but sometimes when I do I garnish it by taking a jalepeno pepper, cutting off the end, squeezing it int, and putting it in my beer much like most people add a lime to Corona. Anyone else ever try this? It's actually quite good.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-11 16:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one of my favourite beer as well. :-)