What's on your cell phone? (539 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -0.46 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2009-06-12 10:50:35 EDT
While I was on break today at work, I watched two co-workers discussing and sharing the porn they have on their cell phones. Their blatant disregard of workplace rules concerning that sort of thing was beautiful. These two folks were obviously PhD winners in the field of pornography due to the in-depth critiquing of the breasts they were viewing. It was like Stephen Hawking was discussing the history of the universe. Simply amazing.
Walking back to my cubicle in the 8th concentric circle of Hell, I couldn't get the discussion out of my head. I've never seen or heard anyone take porn that seriously. Slowly, my amazement turned to sadness and confusion.
Sure, porn is an important part of our world. After all, porn is why we have the internet. But porn on a cell phone? Isn't that a little sad? The screen is way too small. If I'm going to look at that sort of thing, I want to actually be able to see it.
I hear what you are thinking; you need to be discreet about looking at porn at work. But isn't that the same mentality of the drunk (remember, alcoholics go to meetings) that carries a small flask on him or her at all times?
I also know people that sit and play games on cell phones constantly during the day at work. Poker, slots, and other gambling games are very common among my coworkers. I wonder if some of those same people go to the local casino and gaming parlors.
I have slowly developed a theory after all of this that whatever extra little programs and/or pictures people have on their phones may actually be things that people are addicted to. So, what's on your cell phone?
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2009-06-15 12:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Posts that end in a question: automatic -2.
But only because there's no lower ranking.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-06-14 17:23:59 EDT (#)
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pics of your mother :P
and a donkey
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-06-13 14:39:05 EDT (#)
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not your number, fortunately.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-12 15:18:40 EDT (#)
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A pile of laundry.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-12 14:10:25 EDT (#)
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Some spittle, I imagine, and possibly, some of yesterday's lunch.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-12 13:41:46 EDT (#)
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I still use a Nokia 8390 with a little LCD screen. I've had a few phones and hated them. I had a blackberry and the thing jsut pissed me off so I turned it in and requested an old Nokia. The battary actually lasts and I can call people. That is what a telephone is for. For everything else I have a laptop.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-06-12 13:40:07 EDT (#)
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My phone rings and I slam it against the wall a few times until it stops. Then I put the battery back into it and put it on the charger. Then I forget about it until it rings. And then it rings until I slam it against the wall a few times more. Etcetera. Etcetera. Rinse and repeat.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-12 13:11:25 EDT (#)
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a picture of my gf. and a boring Sim City game.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-06-12 12:58:48 EDT (#)
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my phone rings when someone calls me...that's about all I need it to do.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-12 12:28:29 EDT (#)
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Bunch of pictures of my kids, pictures of fucked up things that I've seen in construction (a possible future uber-post, if I ever feel the urge), and a high-quality full-song version of Frank Zappa's Peaches En Regalia for a ringtone.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-12 11:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
An 8GB audio file of my theme music.
Of course I have my own theme music. Doesn't everyone?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-12 11:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
im not going to tell you , you goat fucker
Submitted by GreatOdensRaven (user info) at 2009-06-12 11:08:16 EDT (#)
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-Pictures of my daughter and friends and some naughty ones of myself that I had sent to my boyfriend that I am particularly proud of.
-About 10 Gigs of music
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-12 11:01:16 EDT (#)
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I just hate it when the fuckers watch porn on their iPods in public.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-12 10:56:00 EDT (#)
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My cel phone is covered in a screen, some numbers, and a cover. If I want to play games or jerk it to some fetish porn, I do that stuff in the privacy of my cubicle on my PC.