Oblivious Velociraptor Needs to Keep His Goddamn Mouth Shut (Nobody Cares About his Ridiculous Gay Stories) (444 hits)
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Submitted by zxcvvcxz (View user info) at 2009-06-19 01:27:26 EDT
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-22 13:59:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-06-20 07:03:45 EDT (#)
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woulda been better if you left out the gorilla and squirrel.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-06-19 22:08:43 EDT (#)
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pretty bad. no uber-handle here.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-19 16:48:17 EDT (#)
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+2 for Brnd_Nkd's reivew. Fucking awesome.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-19 15:26:15 EDT (#)
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Could've been funny if it had funny words. Liked the pics, though.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-19 13:39:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-06-19 09:12:11 CDT (#)
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Picture it; The evening starts with a nice dinner at my favorite mexican resteraunt. I order the chicken chimi because it absolutely kicks ass. I eat heartily, enjoying the complimentry chips and salsa, the chimi and even finishing off the beans that accompany my entre.
I return home feeling the rumbles of something brewing in my bowels and wince as I remember the beans. It's always the beans man. The problem is that the food is so fantasticaly incredible that you just can't pass it up even knowing that your evening will eventually include some time in the thinking room.
now, what i've done here is set the stage. I set the stage to tell a fecal story of horrifying detail; the stench, the explosive spray painting of the bowl, the moans as the beast is expelled from my poor wracked body, and finally the release and relief of having overcome such a humbling period of time sat upon the throne.
what i've also done is not written the rest of it. just as you seem to have done; you set the stage and then presumeably fucked off to do something else leaving us to wonder if you were going somewhere further or if this is really as far as your vision took you.
it's just lazy and for that I say
fuck you
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Beautiful. Simply beautiful. Should go in the Uber records book for awesome reviews.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-19 12:22:11 EDT (#)
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way to be the icarus of photoshop posts.
By that i mean he took an established, known good, style of entertainment and failed.
And so did you
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-19 11:11:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-19 11:08:55 EDT (#)
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Made me smirk.
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-19 11:08:55 EDT (#)
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Made me smirk.
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-06-19 10:55:34 EDT (#)
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I didn't smile nor laugh.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-19 10:15:34 EDT (#)
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ROFLCOPTER!!1!11
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-06-19 10:12:11 EDT (#)
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Picture it; The evening starts with a nice dinner at my favorite mexican resteraunt. I order the chicken chimi because it absolutely kicks ass. I eat heartily, enjoying the complimentry chips and salsa, the chimi and even finishing off the beans that accompany my entre.
I return home feeling the rumbles of something brewing in my bowels and wince as I remember the beans. It's always the beans man. The problem is that the food is so fantasticaly incredible that you just can't pass it up even knowing that your evening will eventually include some time in the thinking room.
now, what i've done here is set the stage. I set the stage to tell a fecal story of horrifying detail; the stench, the explosive spray painting of the bowl, the moans as the beast is expelled from my poor wracked body, and finally the release and relief of having overcome such a humbling period of time sat upon the throne.
what i've also done is not written the rest of it. just as you seem to have done; you set the stage and then presumeably fucked off to do something else leaving us to wonder if you were going somewhere further or if this is really as far as your vision took you.
it's just lazy and for that I say
fuck you
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-19 09:54:03 EDT (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-19 09:27:45 EDT (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-06-19 09:01:56 EDT (#)
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I dont really get it, but that pic of the velociraptor does look like it is mincing.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-06-19 07:35:13 EDT (#)
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I don't know which is worse; how shitty this post is, or how shitty you thought it wasn't.
terrible.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-19 06:42:43 EDT (#)
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Bonobos have sex to greet each other.
Bonobos have sex to initiate sharing food.
Bonobos have sex to avoid fighting.
Bonobos have sex to share a sleeping branch.
Bonobos engage in a sex act of some sort about every 60-90 minutes while they are awake.
There are no gay Bonobos.
From an anthropological standpoint, what does this mean? No idea.
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-06-19 05:20:36 EDT (#)
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i was expecting so much more...
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-19 03:22:31 EDT (#)
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Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and
I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear,
which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-19 02:59:10 EDT (#)
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Auto+2 squirrel
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-06-19 02:08:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-06-19 01:53:35 EDT (#)
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Ok it is a nice way of saying "So yeah I am a homophobe".
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-06-19 01:47:22 EDT (#)
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Sorry dude, meant to give you the high hard one.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-06-19 01:45:01 EDT (#)
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Why don't you just come right on out, like Caul did, and say: Hey kids, I suck dick!