Self-Righteous Velociraptor: Noble Peacemaker or Dirty Homosexual Attention Whore (595 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.25 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (View user info) at 2009-06-21 01:16:41 EDT
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Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-06-22 16:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-22 16:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-22 15:48:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-22 10:12:20 EDT (#)
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The squirrel's eyebrow was a nice touch.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-06-22 13:26:30 EDT (#)
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Life lessons are my specialty, scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-22 13:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, drake's right. i see the error of my ways.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-06-22 13:15:25 EDT (#)
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Why doesn't this have more -2s. This is fucking retarded.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-22 13:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was incredibly gay.
+2
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-22 10:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The squirrel's eyebrow was a nice touch.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-22 09:46:46 EDT (#)
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What's not to get? Are you retarded?
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-06-22 08:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't get it...
Why don't I ever GET THESE THINGS??!!?
+2 For Squirrely goodness, though.
WE KICKED THOSE GORILLA'S ASSES!!!
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2009-06-22 00:48:32 EDT (#)
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Y'all are real sensitive about gay dinosaurs. They died out millions of years ago, I don't think it's too soon to poke fun.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-21 22:19:11 EDT (#)
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Nonsensical ramblings shouldn't attempt to make with the political commentary.
Submitted by JohnnyBurnside (user info) at 2009-06-21 18:24:48 EDT (#)
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I agree this post is cliche and if it wasn't making fun of gay self centered velociraptors (like my hairdresser) I would have rated it down.
I just take issue with people who's attitudes are like this: "OMFG U cant make fun ov ghey ppl U bigot!"
Well allow me to retort: Yes I can. It's not that I hate gay dudes (who would cut my hair? Who would help me shop?). On the contrary, I'm envious of the fact that Gay dudes have figured out a way to have as much sex as they want and the universe needs to be righted. Their trick is to not have sex with women.
I know what some of you are thinking, "BUT JOHNNY WHAT ABOUT LESBIANS? THEY HAVE SECKS WITH WOMEN."
Only in movies and college dorm rooms do women dyke out. It's a known natural phenomenon that women don't want to have sex EVER. They may put out at first, but as the limit of t approaches six months: sex = 0. That's why women go gay, because they will be with someone (often times who looks like a guy) who will never, ever pressure them to get it on.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-21 17:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
supercalifragalisticallyexpealadociously gay.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-06-21 17:04:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JohnnyBurnside (user info) at 2009-06-21 13:22:19 EDT (#)
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+2 for being politically incorrect. Get a sense of humor everyone.
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I have a sense of humor...watch.
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There were three pieces of rope wandering in the desert. They were very hot and thirsty. They came upon a bar and one went in. He asked for a drink and the bartender said, 'read the sign buddy we don't serve ropes.'
'Oh come on just this once', the rope asked again. The bartender said 'nope', so the rope left. The second rope figured he was a bit better looking and maybe the bartender would soften a little and let him have a drink. He went in and asked for a drink, the bartender shook his head and said 'Hey Buddy, it's just like I told your friend we don't serve ropes here.' Dejected the rope left the bar.
The 3rd rope heard both of their stories, thought for a moment. Then he rolled himself into a knot and fluffed the edges so it was a little frayed. The third rope went into the bar like this and asked for a drink.
The bartender asked, 'Hey are you a rope?' The 3rd rope looked down at himself and said 'Nope, I am a frayed knot!'
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See?
This post just sucks.
Submitted by JohnnyBurnside (user info) at 2009-06-21 13:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being politically incorrect. Get a sense of humor everyone.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-21 13:10:34 EDT (#)
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-2 message
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-21 13:01:20 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 squirrel!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-21 12:45:01 EDT (#)
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Besides, if it wasn't for homos, you'd still be living in a cave and wearing a ferret for a loincloth.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-21 12:43:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-06-21 11:42:42 EDT (#)
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right uhh the projectile actually comes out of the other end of that weapon...
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Let's hope that gay people taught this guy at least one thing, the "no procreation" bit.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-21 12:31:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-06-21 11:42:42 EDT (#)
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right uhh the projectile actually comes out of the other end of that weapon...
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LOLz!!
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-06-21 11:42:42 EDT (#)
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right uhh the projectile actually comes out of the other end of that weapon...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-21 11:40:54 EDT (#)
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icarus
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-21 10:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-06-21 05:37:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-06-21 05:07:02 EDT (#)
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Did you get the idea for this post when you saw how gay that raptor pic was?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-06-21 03:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was just as disappointingly stupid and lacking of humor as the last one you did. Maybe content next time?
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-21 03:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I would kill myself, but it'd be a hate crime"
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2009-06-21 03:09:37 EDT (#)
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+2 squirrel
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-21 01:52:35 EDT (#)
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I have no inclination to believe that this is satirical.