What Happened Next? (294 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: -1.33 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by moopy4u (View user info) at 2009-06-22 21:50:31 EDT
"I had a bad day 2day! Thx 4 cuming to sea me."
"No problem, buddy. How hav u beeeeen?"
"Not good. Ask me wat hapnd 2dae!"
"What hapnd 2dae!?"
"I got 2 werk, and sum wun told me my tyre was flat. And it was. Ask me what happened next!"
"What happened next?"
"I walked to tyre place 2 get tyre, nd big burly man made me w8 nd charged me wayyy too much! Ask me what happened next!"
"What happened next?"
"My boss went ANGRRRRY at me, and was hollerin and all up in my shit. Ask me what happened next!"
"What happened next?"
"A customer complained about my service even tho i did nothin' wrong! Ask me what happened next!"
"What happened next?"
"I go to Maccers and try givin' the chik at the drive-thru my number but she rejects me! Ask me what happened next!"
"God damnit, do i ha-"
"ASK ME WHAT FUCKIN GOD DAMN HAPPENED NEXT!"
"-.... What happened next?"
"I go to karate and my master tells me there's no room left 4 me thea! Ask me what happened next!"
"....What happened next?"
"I get home nd da neighbours cat i try to pat scratches my face! Ask me wha-"
"-What happened next!!?"
"...I cried, then askd u 2 cum c me cos i'm sadddddd"
"You... Cried!!!? You cried 'cos a cat scratched you!?"
"Yes...."
"HAHAHAHAHA, You're fucking joking me! You pussy!"
".......! Then, you came over and made fun of me!... Ask me what happened next!"
"HAHAHA, What happened next!?! HAHAH"
.........
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 10:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rather poor showing here, i'm afraid.
please try harder next time or we'll be forced to expel you.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-23 08:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unreadable.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 04:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-06-23 07:57:28 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Worse english than Danger Ranger
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Depends what setting he's on
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-06-23 02:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worse english than Danger Ranger
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-06-23 02:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
did not read this shit.
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2009-06-23 00:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-06-22 23:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your best work to date...
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-22 22:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I refuse to try and decipher "chat speak".
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-06-22 22:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope. Sadly I don't. =/
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-22 21:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i bet you wear trucker hats.