Monkey Butt Is No Fun (1086 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.73 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2009-06-23 12:31:34 EDT
I hate it when trusted television shows blatantly lie and mislead people. I'm not talking about Fox News, CNN, or the View. I expect those people to be full of shit, but when Robot Chicken screws with me it's simply unacceptable.
I was watching an episode from Season One of Robot Chicken the other night and was horribly mislead into thinking it would be wonderful to die and come back as Keira Knightly's underwear. I think that would be horrible. She is super thin and has almost no body fat as evidenced by her non existent tits. In other words, she must shit a lot. Hot or not, a day around her poop smeared brown eye would rank right up there with banging Ed McMahon's corpse. Why is it that people never want to think about the fact that no matter how good looking a person is, they still shit and have the same problems wiping as you and me. We all know it happens, but no one ever talks about it. I have coworkers that disappear from the office at the same time everyday for about 10 minutes. I know they are shitting. They know I know they are shitting, but nothing is ever said. Why? Cause there is still no good cure for Monkey Butt? Even Keira Knightly gets Monkey Butt and I bet she gets it something awful.
Did Robot Chicken think of that part of it? No. See? You can't trust those fuckers.
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-06-24 17:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubers 'Buttmonkey' is fun, however..
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-23 22:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If Keira Knightly gained 30 lbs, she'd be kinda hot. I guess you've already said that. Sort of.
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-06-23 21:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gross.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-06-23 18:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-23 17:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very
valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer: I have misplaced my pants.
Bart After Dark
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Why did Homer misplace his pants? He had MONKEY BUTT!
Submitted by GreatOdensRaven (user info) at 2009-06-23 16:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-23 15:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Adult Swim is fine television programming no matter what you say.
Submitted by bombsgoboom80 (user info) at 2009-06-23 15:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i think it's swamp ass
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-23 14:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OK, I'm just gonna drop this +1 and then close this window into the world of odd.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-23 14:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't trust Uber, either.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-23 14:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't trust TV.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-23 14:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those bastards MUST be stopped.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't knock sex with McMahon's corpse till you try it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i agree, same thing happened here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98577
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh...
k.