Get Yer Tats Oot Fur The Boys (1414 hits)
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Submitted by Technoratty (View user info) at 2009-06-24 08:34:15 EDT
Today, whilst contemplating life and trawling the internet for unadulterated shite, my workmate Lisa ,who is a heinous skanky bitch of 24 years, informs me that as "... I am nearly an ancient, old hag now is the time to get a tattoo and live a little before I'm dead an' that, and if I don't get a tattoo now before my skin wrinkles and sags, I never will".
Allegedly being 33 means that I must dye my hair blonde, wear skimpy clothes that allow my arse and tits the freedom to swing free, sleep with hundred's of random drunk men (preferably all at the same time) consume enough alcohol to kill 5 normal people and then get a tattoo, all whilst coated in 5 inches thick of orange fake tan, she informs me that this is what 'normal' people do
Anyway, after deciding to look for inspiration for my new tattoo I came across these, now all I have to do is choose one, but they all seem so classy! Decisions, decisions ah so many decisions. (after, I headbutt the stupid cow for disrespecting her elders)
:-)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-06-26 08:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I am sad that this was merely a paste job.
In any event, I would also like to say that I love the "tomarrow never knows" tattoo. Because they should have spell-checked before getting it done. And now they are a walking spelling error for the rest of their life.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-06-26 08:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you have a webbed toe, the only thing you can really do is get that tattoo with the scissors and "cut here" line.
Similarly, if you are missing a limb, the only thing you can do is make it into JAWS.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2009-06-26 03:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of those are... interesting to say the least.
Two flying bloody tampons? Ok...
The patio chair, I guess he has bragging rights that NO ONE has that same tattoo.
The "Tramp," sad to say it looks like a guy. That is 17 different kinds of wrong.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2009-06-25 18:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I go to Digg.com too, I just don't paste my findings here. Nothing personal.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:14:31 EDT (#)
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Whether or not it was a "smart" tattoo to get is irrelevant to the talent of the artist who did the first Chris Farley portrait. That is a damn good tattoo job.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-25 13:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
for example, 5-7 years ago, every dude who hit the gym had barb wires tatooed on their biceps. those already look like laughable.
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That was always the case, in reference to the laughable bit. Equally horrible are tribal tattoos.
When I was 16, I wanted a cartoony tattoo of Jimi Hendrix (wearing the butterfly costume from the isle of wight), Mitch Mitchell, John Lennon (yellow submarine version), and Bob Dylan (the last waltz, pimp version) performing together on my back.
I'm glad that never happened.
+1 for the shark stump, most of those were shit, though. The armpit vagina always pisses me off for whatever reason.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-25 10:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tattoos are fucking gay.
i wonder if people project themselves like 10 years from now.
is your tattoo design gonna look like mullets look today?
for example, 5-7 years ago, every dude who hit the gym had barb wires tatooed on their biceps. those already look like laughable.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-25 09:10:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-24 19:25:51 BST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-06-24 09:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if this teaches anyone ANYTHING though it's this.... if you're going to have a portrait of ANYONE done on your body... know your artists abilities. some of those portraits are horrible.
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And they can't spell, their lettering is terrible... this whole thing is depressing.
I don't agree with EI, that only unhappy people get tats (what a gross generalization! My ex-military father would be amused), but this bunch definitely puts tattoos in the worst light. And the subject matter--Alf? Fast food joints? What a bunch of shallow, culturally bereft wastes of sperm.
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Yeah i was generalising.
the subject of tattoos shouldn't even be a subject.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-06-25 06:17:18 EDT (#)
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can't go wrong with chuck norris on one chesticle.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-25 02:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont believe that all of these are permanent. Some of them had to have been done with Sharpie.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-06-24 22:23:40 EDT (#)
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Pickle,as you age the wrinkles won't matter.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-06-24 17:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHHAAA
ALF!!!
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-06-24 17:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never realized how similar butt cracks and cleavage look from really close up.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-06-24 17:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-24 15:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The one of Gollum is particularly awsome.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-24 15:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NEVER get the name or face of the person you are currently in love with inked on your bod. I know a woman who went on to marry two other men with a huge ugly tat of her first husband on her back.
It was a tat that had a cartoon image of a man with a bloody knife and under this it said "Jack the Ripper".
OohhNOOOO...
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:25:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-06-24 09:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if this teaches anyone ANYTHING though it's this.... if you're going to have a portrait of ANYONE done on your body... know your artists abilities. some of those portraits are horrible.
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And they can't spell, their lettering is terrible... this whole thing is depressing.
I don't agree with EI, that only unhappy people get tats (what a gross generalization! My ex-military father would be amused), but this bunch definitely puts tattoos in the worst light. And the subject matter--Alf? Fast food joints? What a bunch of shallow, culturally bereft wastes of sperm.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-24 13:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
geeze, this was ripped straight from digg...today
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/210_WTF_Were_They_Thinking_Tattoos
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/06/23/210-wtf-were-they-thinking-tattoos/
That screen shot ability is quite impressive, though. Way to take out the spaces in bewteen photos.
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True story.
And half of them were linked on the B3ta newsletter last week.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Impressive collection
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-24 13:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Would've been a 2, but saw a repeat.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-24 13:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
geeze, this was ripped straight from digg...today
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/210_WTF_Were_They_Thinking_Tattoos
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/06/23/210-wtf-were-they-thinking-tattoos/
That screen shot ability is quite impressive, though. Way to take out the spaces in bewteen photos.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-06-24 13:17:37 EDT (#)
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na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na sharkstump
SHARKstump
sharkSTUMP
SHARKSTUMP!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-24 12:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-06-24 12:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-24 12:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
my favorite is the fat guy with jabba the hut on his back, and i'm thinking he is not aware of the funny about it.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-24 12:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EI - That cannot possible be true of the guy who got a tat of "Elf".
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-24 11:58:47 EDT (#)
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Tattoos are for unhappy people
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-24 11:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-24 11:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fucking shit. The only remotely cool one was the amputee that had a shark on the remainder of his limb.
http://www.wreckingbalm.com/
Seriously.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-24 11:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/naturally-sucking-/35969/
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-06-24 11:38:46 EDT (#)
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I think the ones that are on back fat and bingo wings are the best, tho 'ol stumpy is just pure class
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-06-24 10:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
also LOL@the brian peppers one
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-24 06:50:15 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the person with the shark stump has a fucking awesome sense of humour.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-24 10:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny stuff.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-24 10:02:48 EDT (#)
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After seeing those pieces of shit, I wish I could get RID of mine.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-24 10:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is the very top row middle Electro?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-06-24 09:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-06-24 09:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha the one to the left of 'Here's Johnny!' looks like the woman is on all fours taking it from the nerdy kid with glasses whilst the baby rides her back.
thought the same thing.... if this teaches anyone ANYTHING though it's this.... if you're going to have a portrait of ANYONE done on your body... know your artists abilities. some of those portraits are horrible.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-24 09:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the person with the shark stump has a fucking awesome sense of humour.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-06-24 09:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would totaly do the shark stump tat.
If I had a stump
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-24 09:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
87 down two over is really good.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-24 09:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Impressive collection. Most impressive.
*Yozz breathes heavy*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-06-24 09:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha the one to the left of 'Here's Johnny!' looks like the woman is on all fours taking it from the nerdy kid with glasses whilst the baby rides her back.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-06-24 08:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well tomarrow I am going out to fuck the systsem like everyone elese does! That will just make me plain Awsome.
You have to admire someones commitment to being a dick to have a permanent sp on their bodies.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-24 08:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that fucking Star Trek back Tattoo is NUTS
these people are fucking lunatics.
COOL ICE MAN FTW!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-06-24 08:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that shark tattooed onto someones STUMP?!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-24 08:45:50 EDT (#)
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Some of these reinforces my lack of faith in humanity and reminds me that we should really take another look at eugenics.