You comic book geeks have done pissed me off! (1242 hits)
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Submitted by Forensic (View user info) at 2009-06-24 14:18:49 EDT
I am deeply disappointed and more than a little disgusted with you comic book geeks. Why?
BECAUSE NOT ONE OF YOU FUCKERS ALERTED ME TO THIS!
Dr. Harleen Quinzel, aka Harley Quinn.
According to the DC Comics Database, Dr. Quinzel is a Criminal Psychologist, which can be considered a Forensic(hello!) psychologist.
During her residency at Arkham, she fell under the influence of The Joker, lost her shit, and
became Harley Quinn.
Silly woman. You shouldn't play with sociopaths.
Anyway, we're both blondes and although I may like my men a bit dangerous, even I have my limits.
Next time you fuckers know of a comic book character who is a shrink, please tell me. It's a hobby of mine; collecting fictional shrinks.
Personally, my favorite comic book shrink is Dr. Jonathan Crane, aka The Scarecrow. Wiki says,
"The Scarecrow is a mentally unstable former psychologist who uses a variety of drugs and psychological tactics to use the fears and phobias of his adversaries. He does not commit his crimes for wealth, but rather as a form of "research" to further study the effects of fear on humans, making the innocent citizens of Gotham his unwilling guinea pigs."
Now, how could I not love this guy?! I often dream of experimenting on unknowing, unwitting, and unwilling (the best kind) people.
An honorable mention goes to Dr. Elizabeth Garner (played by Jeanne Tripplehorn) in Basic Instinct for completely mind fucking Michael Douglas (and everyone else).
And what is it about shrinks that make them such good, evil characters? Hannibal Lector is of course the quintessential evil shrink, but surely there must be more out there than Harley, Johathan, and Hannibal. Seriously though, does a shrink tweak some primitive fear?
Flip side of this is 'good guy' shrinks. My personal favorite has always been Dr. Sidney Freedman (played by Allan Arbus) from M.A.S.H. If I ever needed a shrink (shut up, you!), I'd want him.
He looks like you could tell him anything and not be made to feel...abnormal.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-07-05 11:03:26 EDT (#)
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RATING THE POSTER,NOT THE POST :)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2009-06-26 09:00:48 EDT (#)
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there are never any good accountant superheros
Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-06-26 00:48:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-25 12:56:29 EDT (#)
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"Women are funny, they're almost like people, sweet little suffragette. Something to eat, something to cook, something to free."
That popped into my head just now.
I like that song.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-25 07:59:45 EDT (#)
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w00t
Submitted by THERAPlST (user info) at 2009-06-25 04:04:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-06-25 00:43:05 PDT (#)
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Funny thing is most psych students are either type A blondes or older mentally fucked types thinking they are going to offer insight to other mentally fucked types.
Hannibal can cannibal my ass anytime though. What a way to go.
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Shiiitt i'm a type A blonde metal fuckup.
I think, its time to go skydiving again :D
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-06-25 03:43:05 EDT (#)
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Funny thing is most psych students are either type A blondes or older mentally fucked types thinking they are going to offer insight to other mentally fucked types.
Hannibal can cannibal my ass anytime though. What a way to go.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-25 02:14:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-24 22:15:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-06-24 17:04:57 EDT (#)
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hoy could you have never heard about Harley Quinn before?! she was first introduced in Batman: the animated series back in the late '90'. she was created for the show because the producers thought the Joker needed a female counterpart. she quickly became one of the fan's favorite characters, and after the series ended, DC introduced her to the comics for the first time.
I didn't even take the time to do research, I just knew all that as general knowledge.
now I'm sad...
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Don't worry, you're not alone:
http://www.aspergers.com/
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hahhaa
but seriously
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2009-06-25 01:44:31 EDT (#)
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auto +2 for mentioning harley
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-24 22:15:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-06-24 17:04:57 EDT (#)
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hoy could you have never heard about Harley Quinn before?! she was first introduced in Batman: the animated series back in the late '90'. she was created for the show because the producers thought the Joker needed a female counterpart. she quickly became one of the fan's favorite characters, and after the series ended, DC introduced her to the comics for the first time.
I didn't even take the time to do research, I just knew all that as general knowledge.
now I'm sad...
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Don't worry, you're not alone:
http://www.aspergers.com/
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-06-24 21:32:05 EDT (#)
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*dig Jung
Freudian, I expect
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-24 21:23:40 EDT (#)
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I tried to get freedman to give me a psycho discharge. He said sure, told me to follow him to his tent for some paperwork. When I stepped inside he hit me over the head with a book on Freud. Then he raped me repeatedly...for hours...laughing and laughing and licking the tears off my face as they came. He said they tastes like gummies.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-06-24 21:08:08 EDT (#)
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There was once a famous Marxist philosopher who, late in life, admitted that he'd never actually ready anything by Marx. In much the same way, I did Jung, even though I've never read any Jung. That's all I got, as much as it doesn't even relate to this post. Oh, my step-mom's a working psychologist; she's crazy, though. I don't read comic books.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-24 20:50:13 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ Danger! Good one!
Eat me, Sam. :)
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-06-24 20:23:58 EDT (#)
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psychologists are about as believeable as your average comic book.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-06-24 20:08:39 EDT (#)
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comics are for FAGS.
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i better go buy some
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-24 19:39:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-24 19:32:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-06-24 17:48:16 CDT (#)
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PS - Forensic is ornery, thin, and smells like fish...that makes her one of the Pirates of the Carribbean.
http://www.blondeheroine.com/halloween_blog/WindowsLiveWriter/pirates-of-the-caribbean-002-thumb.jpg
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Right now you should be glad that you live in Cali, half the country away.
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FUCK!! I can see it now- I need to create some cool candles for the RIP McCallum post. . . .
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-24 19:35:06 EDT (#)
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Oh my god, she's you. I don't read comics but I don't see how this could have escaped anyone who does.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-24 19:32:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-06-24 17:48:16 CDT (#)
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PS - Forensic is ornery, thin, and smells like fish...that makes her one of the Pirates of the Carribbean.
http://www.blondeheroine.com/halloween_blog/WindowsLiveWriter/pirates-of-the-caribbean-002-thumb.jpg
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Right now you should be glad that you live in Cali, half the country away.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-24 19:10:12 EDT (#)
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In my extended life I have known quite a few women. Ornery is fine, mean and nasty is fine, but I never met one whose thang smelled of fish. Sweet and wonderful? Yes. Like shit? Yeah. I think she learned to wipe the wrong way. Fish? No.
Forensic is one of the posters who is fun to read. She is always cool.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-06-24 18:48:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-06-24 18:04:53 EDT (#)
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as far as i'm concerned, H. Lector is the king-daddy of all.
a couple of days ago i read the book for the first time and discovered that it had a much better ending than the piss-poor movie and even though moore probably has titties like yours, i still would have like to have seen Lector lick some Château d'Yquem off them before they both went down to sa to live their lives out
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Trust me; you'd rather tongue the sweat off of Shlongy's diminutive balls than read the atrocity that is Hannibal Rising. Harris cranks out one book every ten years or so, sort of the way pandas fuck. They did a combo deal for a simultaneous script and novel and it tied his shit in knots. Stick with Red Dragon, Lambs and Hannibal.
PS - Forensic is ornery, thin, and smells like fish...that makes her one of the Pirates of the Carribbean.
http://www.blondeheroine.com/halloween_blog/WindowsLiveWriter/pirates-of-the-caribbean-002-thumb.jpg
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-06-24 18:15:49 EDT (#)
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wait how did you not know this?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-06-24 18:04:53 EDT (#)
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as far as i'm concerned, H. Lector is the king-daddy of all.
a couple of days ago i read the book for the first time and discovered that it had a much better ending than the piss-poor movie and even though moore probably has titties like yours, i still would have like to have seen Lector lick some Château d'Yquem off them before they both went down to sa to live their lives out
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-24 17:54:44 EDT (#)
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"Batman Triumphant
Prior to the release of Batman & Robin, Mark Protosevich was commissioned by Warner Bros. to write a script for a fifth Batman film titled Batman Triumphant to be directed by Joel Schumacher. Harley Quinn was allegedly included as one of the film's three villains, opposite Scarecrow and Man-Bat. In July 2000, Protosevich confirmed Scarecrow and Quinn as the only two villains. Madonna was rumored for the role, which he had rewritten as the Joker's daughter seeking revenge, not his lover and henchgirl as portrayed in the animated series and Batman comics. Due to Batman & Robin's poor box office run, bad Internet buzz, and several negative reviews from critics, Triumphant was never made, and the film franchise went on hiatus for eight years until Batman Begins in 2005."
What a dodged bullet that was.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-06-24 17:52:50 EDT (#)
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Judas Traveller (Spiderman)
Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters)
Chase Meridian (Nicole Kidman in Batman)
Sean Garrison (X-Men)
Professor Xavier (X-Men)
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-06-24 17:43:25 EDT (#)
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I thought everyone knew Harley Quinn. She's one of the ultimate comic fantasies.
Along with Poison Ivy, Vicki Vale and, of course, Cassie Hack.
If they were all in a comic together (which ain't happening unless DC do a weird Hack/Slash crossover), I think that would be the ultimate jazz mag.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-24 17:36:17 EDT (#)
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Oh crap... the contract... my immortal soul... that's right. My bad.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-06-24 17:04:57 EDT (#)
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hoy could you have never heard about Harley Quinn before?! she was first introduced in Batman: the animated series back in the late '90'. she was created for the show because the producers thought the Joker needed a female counterpart. she quickly became one of the fan's favorite characters, and after the series ended, DC introduced her to the comics for the first time.
I didn't even take the time to do research, I just knew all that as general knowledge.
now I'm sad...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-06-24 16:47:47 EDT (#)
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http://i.current.com/images/asset/895/478/36/qrmNDu.jpg
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-24 16:43:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-24 15:40:10 CDT (#)
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You don't own me.
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There's where you're wrong.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-24 16:42:21 EDT (#)
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O GOD! YOU ARE A NERD!
Submitted by nobody_gets_out_alive (user info) at 2009-06-24 16:41:26 EDT (#)
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Thanks, now I have to dig out the M*A*S*H box set!!!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-06-24 16:40:28 EDT (#)
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awesomeness
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-24 16:40:10 EDT (#)
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You don't own me.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-24 16:39:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-24 19:35:05 BST (#)
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... some guy got on. I wanted to burn his short hairs because he looked at me.
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FG3, he probably looked at you because he was afraid you were going to steal his soul.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-24 16:25:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-06-24 15:17:02 CDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-24 19:35:05 BST (#)
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Some lady got on the elevator here at work with some tuna salad. We stopped one floor up and some guy got on.
I wanted to burn his short hairs because he looked at me.
Hello! Tuna salad to your left, you prick!
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You're funny!
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I have my moments. Few and far between though they be.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-24 16:23:42 EDT (#)
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Comic books are for nerds. Knock this off.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-06-24 16:17:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-24 19:35:05 BST (#)
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Some lady got on the elevator here at work with some tuna salad. We stopped one floor up and some guy got on.
I wanted to burn his short hairs because he looked at me.
Hello! Tuna salad to your left, you prick!
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You're funny!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-24 16:16:47 EDT (#)
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And "yes", I absolutely know who Dr. Syndey Friedman is...was...whatever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-24 16:14:55 EDT (#)
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This makes entirely zero sense to me- I am WAY too cool for fucking comic books - but since you sent me those pictures, here's another in an endless string of +2's for you and your what I'm sure is tremendous snizz.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-24 16:10:48 EDT (#)
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Didn't get a word of this except for the Dr. Sidney Freedman quote.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-06-24 16:04:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-06-24 15:51:46 EDT (#)
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Anytime FG
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-24 15:51:24 EDT (#)
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Hey, have you heard about Dr. Harleen Quinzel, aka Harley Quinn?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-24 15:47:25 EDT (#)
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Thanks Fallen. Thy geekiness is most appreciated.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-24 15:37:01 EDT (#)
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"Now, how could I not love this guy?! I often dream of experimenting on unknowing, unwitting, and unwilling (the best kind) people."
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eek and heh
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-24 15:34:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:44:03 EDT (#)
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did you make a M.A.S.H comment?
me, you, shlongy, thats all who got that.
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Actually, I got that too. I'm part of the Old Farts Club here on Uber.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-24 15:19:10 EDT (#)
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She lost her shit?
For real?
That's damned irresponsible. I carry my shit around in an old ice-cream tub, so I always know where it is. It's always close to hand.
She needs to start taking her shit more seriously in future.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-06-24 15:10:03 EDT (#)
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um..I'm out.
*removes comic geek hat*
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-06-24 15:05:02 EDT (#)
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Dr. Faustus marvel bad guy resposible for the assanation of Captain America.
Dr. Mindbender head of COBRA psych-warfare
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-06-24 15:01:34 EDT (#)
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Ok so I found one topic I like.
Hugo Strange, Batman villan
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:57:47 EDT (#)
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Has a raging comic-book boner below...
ZOINKS!!!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:55:28 EDT (#)
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professor x holds a PHD in psycology
and Reed Richards is assumed to be a master of all sciences
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:49:33 EDT (#)
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You should have asked before now, so it's your own fault, really.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:45:43 EDT (#)
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Dr. Anthony Druid, mage, former Avenger
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:44:03 EDT (#)
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did you make a M.A.S.H comment?
me, you, shlongy, thats all who got that.
do you want just bad guys or good guys too?
*puts on comic-geek hat*
Dr. Leonard Sampson Gamma enhanced strongman tries to help the Hulk with his issues
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:35:05 EDT (#)
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Some lady got on the elevator here at work with some tuna salad. We stopped one floor up and some guy got on.
I wanted to burn his short hairs because he looked at me.
Hello! Tuna salad to your left, you prick!
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:32:46 EDT (#)
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That Harley picture you have there is actually a photoshopped picture of Kristen Bell. I got a nerd-boner when I first saw it originally because I figured it was an actual press shot for the next Batman movie.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:31:42 EDT (#)
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"Who cares what psychiatrists write on walls?!!!"
http://roddysrockinreviews.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/brad_pitt_12_monkeys1.jpg
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:31:06 EDT (#)
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i am (thank god) not a comic book person, so i am free of blame in this case.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:24:43 EDT (#)
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mr. arbus' wife is more interesting to me, personally.
i am (thank god) not a comic book person, so i am free of blame in this case.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-24 14:21:32 EDT (#)
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What about the lesbian psychologist on ER, played by that actress who is now "Juliette" on LOST?
ya know I love ya.