RIP Farrah Fawcett (645 hits)
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Submitted by Ebenezer Spooge (View user info) at 2009-06-25 15:43:14 EDT
I'm coming out of retirement to show how to properly do a memorial. I mean how the fuck can you guys fuck this up so many times?? The poor old woman is rolling in her grave, I'm sure of that.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-07-05 10:44:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-29 18:23:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-29 13:37:42 EDT (#)
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This IS the chick from dukes of hazzard.
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Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-29 13:37:42 EDT (#)
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This IS the chick from dukes of hazzard.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-28 23:01:40 EDT (#)
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I like Mary-Ann better... also that chick from The Dukes of Hazzard... can't think of her name.
Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-06-28 21:08:02 EDT (#)
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Bandwagon post
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-27 16:05:00 EDT (#)
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I think this is the best of the farrahs.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-06-25 22:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best Farrah one.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-25 18:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yup.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-25 18:51:05 EDT (#)
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She's even leaning to let you peek closer at her anal cancer circa 197?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-25 17:56:49 EDT (#)
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+2, as this is the first tribute that acknowleges the hawt pants.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-25 17:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Surprisingly this was better than the first three.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-25 17:43:08 EDT (#)
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Either way I still think my candles are worth fighting a war over. Like Helen.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-25 17:26:31 EDT (#)
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other half ginger..
you see where D.I Emmission is going with this...........
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-25 17:24:54 EDT (#)
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half
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-25 17:19:20 EDT (#)
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are you a mongoloid?
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-25 17:06:40 EDT (#)
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And the two posts I said that on, one was a sink with no candles or text of any kind and the other was the actual Farrah Fawcett. THOSE are clear instances of fucking the RIP post formula up and in my opinion worthy of my comments.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:55:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:10:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:20:51 EDT (#)
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How do you fuck this up?
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That would explain my rating, dipshit. It has nothing to do with the number of candles, but thanks to BB and Shlongy for going along with it, and thanks to you for searching my 450 some posts to find the one with an odd number of candles, cum smear.
All I had to do was click previous till I came to something that said "RIP." Took less than four seconds. FATMANPK has an even number of candles and yellow text and no one, you included, had any problem with that. Dipshit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:23:04 EDT (#)
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holy shitfucks, YOU came back from retirement?
i'm so glad about this that my anus is literally pulsating with pleasure... that seven day golden age when you posted was the highlight of my fucking life. honest injun!
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:16:56 EDT (#)
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Well done.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:10:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:20:51 EDT (#)
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How do you fuck this up?
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That would explain my rating, dipshit. It has nothing to do with the number of candles, but thanks to BB and Shlongy for going along with it, and thanks to you for searching my 450 some posts to find the one with an odd number of candles, cum smear.
Submitted by SmalltownSally (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:05:52 EDT (#)
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I went to an actual, reputable celebrity website, and they had a picture of Cheryl Ladd on her death announcement.
I laughed.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-25 16:01:50 EDT (#)
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I wasn't sure about the text being red or yellow. At least half of it's red...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:58:44 EDT (#)
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I'm with BB...You needed one more candle- some "funny" would have helped - and I strongly believe that you should have went with a picture of Kate Jackson.
Other than that, not the worst effort of all time, oathy, you dickhead.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:58:09 EDT (#)
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text in red and you're 90% there
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:52:52 EDT (#)
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Improper text color, however the candles are nice...despite not being an odd number.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:49:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114499
Fuckin idiot.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-25 15:44:29 EDT (#)
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-2 EVEN NUMBER OF CANDLES!