women are the fucking worst (1972 hits)
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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2009-06-26 11:26:12 EDT
Holy Fucking shit.
i've been quite quiet of late. Keeping my head down. not doing too much, per se.
women are the fucking worst. holy fucking shit.
the fucking mind fucking games.
i stood there, and told the girlfriend about what was about to happen as the young girl unfortunately said something stupid about the Older Girl.
there was noting i could do. all i could do was lay out the psychological warfare that was to transpire.
and boy, did it transpire. I watched a girl, young though she was, a girl of a pleasantly surprising degree of intelligence get reduced to a quivering mass by a girl of significantly less intelligence through sheer emotional terrorism.
all i wanted was to get fucked up and hopefully try to lure one of said girls into my and my girlfriends bed for a threeway. Is that so much to ask? i mean, i walked into this houseparty with the three hottest girls. surely i could get one of the other two to fuck us. mostly me. but us. but mostly me.
but no.
i spend a significant amout of the remainder of the night consoling one of the girls, and rubbing her fucking back while she spewed. at this point i wasnt even remotely interested in any sort of threeway. alll i wanted was for the fucking night to end in te happiest way possible.
and all i can think is:
shit is so much easier sans females.
sure, you get laid a whole lot less, but its so much clearer. women only serve to fuck things up. i took the girls' best friend out after this shitstorm tonight, just to clarify. me and her. nooone else. and all i garnered was:
women are fucked. fucked in the head. deeply fucked. deeply fucked in the head.
the result being:
girls:
just shut the fuck up unless youre either about to suck a dick or tell us that dinner is ready.
misogyny aside, that really is the safest bet.
what a shit night out. i miss my partners in crime so so so so SO much.
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-07-07 07:38:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-03 11:38:07 EDT (#)
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the mystery with women is purely to do with their fucking stupidity. go ahead and prove me wrong.
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You realise with thoughts like these that YOU are the loser when it comes to relationships with women.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2009-07-03 15:52:56 EDT (#)
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We aren't ALL insane, you know. Some of us can't stand stupid women anymore than you can.
Hey, a man with a plan for a 3-some will always get a +2 out of me. Go get'em, tiger.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-03 13:16:49 EDT (#)
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I needed to make a little correction, and the jab was better served on this post anyway.
As for my marriage - it's going wonderfully. She's perfectly amazing and makes me happy. Watching you flail on about how insane the women you 'date' are - only further proves that the bottom of the barrel in which you are scraping is exactly what you deserve.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-03 11:38:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-07-01 00:23:11 EDT (#)
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Why wouldn't emotionally stable women flock to a winner like you?? We truly are a mystery.
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you mean emotionally stable women like you? yeah, youre a real treat. youre a bad breakup away from posting pics of your well-beaten flaps on this site.
the mystery with women is purely to do with their fucking stupidity. go ahead and prove me wrong.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-07-01 00:23:11 EDT (#)
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Why wouldn't emotionally stable women flock to a winner like you?? We truly are a mystery.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:14:54 EDT (#)
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Yeah, they are. But we men have our pitfalls as well, such as the fact we CAN get mad enough to accidently kill someone.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-06-28 20:58:30 EDT (#)
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youre expecting more than this out of a post written while hammered?
its a fine example of a drunk post.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2009-06-28 19:02:48 EDT (#)
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still haven't quite grown up I see
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-06-28 15:24:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-06-28 14:58:20 EDT (#)
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Try cock, you might like it.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2009-06-27 20:53:05 EDT (#)
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I agree.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/9413
Submitted by paranoiadestroya (user info) at 2009-06-27 18:37:31 EDT (#)
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Probably a troll, but my honest opinion on the matter has been stated by someone else: The feminist error was to embrace the value of the workplace as greater than the value of the home.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-27 16:29:24 EDT (#)
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I would buy a fleslight but my existence would officially become less meaningful than dirt. Right now I'm about equal with dirt as it is.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-06-27 16:26:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2009-06-26 11:26:12 EDT
girls:
just shut the fuck up unless youre either about to suck a dick or tell us that dinner is ready.
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If I live by any rule, it's this one: Never, ever speak disrespectfully to anyone who will be alone with your food.
Oh, and you should look into this:
http://www.fleshlight.com/
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-27 16:02:04 EDT (#)
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Wow he used to use capitalization and correct punctuation huh
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-06-27 15:40:50 EDT (#)
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here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83850
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82745
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-27 15:29:56 EDT (#)
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When were this douche's posts good?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-06-27 15:24:56 EDT (#)
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this person is on most viewed, so i took the time to look at his posts. seems he used to be good but turned to shit for the last 50 posts. why do people stop tryying? this was crap.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-06-27 14:57:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:58:41 EDT (#)
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just shut the fuck up unless youre either about to suck a dick
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I don't understand why she should be talking if she's giving a blowjob. Is it to give fair warning?
Explain.
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"fair warning" is the kneeling on the floor part, isn't it?
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-06-27 13:08:33 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, you are such a huge pussy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-26 22:59:43 EDT (#)
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response to bubba
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-26 22:59:25 EDT (#)
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this post
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-06-26 22:15:58 EDT (#)
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Someone was bored last night :)
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-06-26 21:49:30 EDT (#)
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yea but you're talking about 'aussie' girls.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-06-26 16:32:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:50:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:48:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:18:56 EDT (#)
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blah blah
hey bitch if you agree so much then why aren't you shutting the fuck up
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LO-fucking-L.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-26 15:46:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:49:58 PDT (#)
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Roadsong, should I get this shirt? http://www.betterthanpants.com/penis-t-shirt.html?c=115
Don't worry, I'm getting it anyway.
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By ALL means get the shirt!!
Please post a cam whore.
Submitted by SmalltownSally (user info) at 2009-06-26 15:31:27 EDT (#)
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So... wait... you bungled an attempt at a threesome, and WOMEN are the worst?
Does not compute.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2009-06-26 14:51:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-26 14:28:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:48:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:18:56 EDT (#)
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blah blah
hey bitch if you agree so much then why aren't you shutting the fuck up
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I agree that most women aren't to be trusted, dumbass, not that women should shut the fuck up.
Then again, I have mommy issues. :(
ok then don't trust yourself when your brain says it's a good idea to not shut the fuck up
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-26 14:49:58 EDT (#)
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Roadsong, should I get this shirt? http://www.betterthanpants.com/penis-t-shirt.html?c=115
Don't worry, I'm getting it anyway.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-26 14:49:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:45:46 PDT (#)
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Personally, my motto is DTA.
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DTA? "Don't trust anyone"?
Agreed.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-26 14:47:35 EDT (#)
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sage -> http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1222see-that-get-back-in-kitchen.jpg
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-26 14:45:46 EDT (#)
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Personally, my motto is DTA.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-26 14:42:26 EDT (#)
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Trust neither gender, everyone lies. Get used to it.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-26 14:28:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:48:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:18:56 EDT (#)
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blah blah
hey bitch if you agree so much then why aren't you shutting the fuck up
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I agree that most women aren't to be trusted, dumbass, not that women should shut the fuck up.
Then again, I have mommy issues. :(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:59:32 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/93104
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:58:41 EDT (#)
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just shut the fuck up unless youre either about to suck a dick
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I don't understand why she should be talking if she's giving a blowjob. Is it to give fair warning?
Explain.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:50:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:48:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:18:56 EDT (#)
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blah blah
hey bitch if you agree so much then why aren't you shutting the fuck up
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HAHAHHAHAHA
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:48:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:18:56 EDT (#)
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blah blah
hey bitch if you agree so much then why aren't you shutting the fuck up
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:38:35 EDT (#)
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All the good work you did with capital letters in the first sentence..........
I didn't read any further than that to be fair. +2 on behalf of my laziness.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:18:56 EDT (#)
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My friend has a t-shirt that reads: "Trust No Bitch".
I'm a female and honestly I tend to agree.
Relationships are nothing more than something nice and fancy for a time and then they turn to shit. I've never personally seen one work out where both people are ridiculously in love with each other for all eternity. Not to say that's an impossible notion. I guess it's like saying all crows are black...I'd have to find one crow that ISN'T black for me to NOT believe it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:12:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:01:41 EDT (#)
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You're boring.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:06:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:54:48 EDT (#)
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isnt bubba funny.
he was an avid fan. auto +2.
i once said he is an old tool, and now look: automatic -2.
im so cut.
the problem is, that there is no insult that can work. hes just too old and stupid. its like the mummy. he will relentlessly come after you with dumbass call after dumbass call, until you have no choice but to just say "ah fuck ok i give up you got me you boring unfunny old fuck"
bubba, insults aside, you are the LEAST amusing person on this site. you can say what you like about me, im fine with it, but please - PLEASE - understand UNDERFUCKINGSTAND that nothing, and i mean NOTHING you have ever said is remotely funny or pointed, its just sadly weak. please stop trying to insult people, as the people you are trying to insult are merely heartened by the sheer crapness of your failed jibes.
thanks.
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+2 for that.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:03:53 EDT (#)
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Now that Ive actually read this, you fuckin suck. Stop posting.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-06-26 13:01:41 EDT (#)
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You're boring.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:29:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:16:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:15:00 EDT (#)
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Something tells me the only threesome you ever have a chance of successfully pulling off would consist of you, a bucket of fried chicken and a worn out GloryHolez™ magazine.
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Only if the chicken gravy is still warm.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:15:00 EDT (#)
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Something tells me the only threesome you ever have a chance of successfully pulling off would consist of you, a bucket of fried chicken and a worn out GloryHolez™ magazine.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:07:11 EDT (#)
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Why should I try to be funny? You yourself called this a "backwater site," meaning that it sucks. You continue to post misspellings, poor grammar, lack of shift key use, etc. It isn't my job to inject humor into your dreary works.
Your opinions cut me to the quick, and I am considering taking action against myself for that reason. This butter knife is kinda dull. . .
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:07:05 EDT (#)
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DID I HURT SOMEONE'S FEELINGS ON UBERSITE?
I AM SO SORRY.
PS. There is now way on planet Earth that you've had more trim than Shlongy. FACT.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-06-26 12:00:20 EDT (#)
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HEY - O!! I am funnier than someone!!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:54:48 EDT (#)
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isnt bubba funny.
he was an avid fan. auto +2.
i once said he is an old tool, and now look: automatic -2.
im so cut.
the problem is, that there is no insult that can work. hes just too old and stupid. its like the mummy. he will relentlessly come after you with dumbass call after dumbass call, until you have no choice but to just say "ah fuck ok i give up you got me you boring unfunny old fuck"
bubba, insults aside, you are the LEAST amusing person on this site. you can say what you like about me, im fine with it, but please - PLEASE - understand UNDERFUCKINGSTAND that nothing, and i mean NOTHING you have ever said is remotely funny or pointed, its just sadly weak. please stop trying to insult people, as the people you are trying to insult are merely heartened by the sheer crapness of your failed jibes.
thanks.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:48:20 EDT (#)
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Why does anyone get offended by Schlongy?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:45:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:41:22 EDT (#)
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shlongy, im going to humour you for a moment and answer you. feel privelged.
at my mid-ish age, im guarantee i've had about as much pussy as you, and you had to embarrass yourself by badly fronting a bad band. to console yourself, you probably have more money than me.
either way, youre a fucking decrepit old reptile who is nothing more than an ironic little joke for a tiny backwater website.
enjoy your day.
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Piss off the Ozmanians and they get all personal on you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:44:03 EDT (#)
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but the vagina is simply the best thing the universe has to offer... so what do you do?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:41:22 EDT (#)
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shlongy, im going to humour you for a moment and answer you. feel privelged.
at my mid-ish age, im guarantee i've had about as much pussy as you, and you had to embarrass yourself by badly fronting a bad band. to console yourself, you probably have more money than me.
either way, youre a fucking decrepit old reptile who is nothing more than an ironic little joke for a tiny backwater website.
enjoy your day.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:39:19 EDT (#)
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look, no one needs women, im propoosing, we kill all women and make machines that have a nice tight fleshy hole and breasts, the breasts we like! not those pear shaped ones or hell those tits with huge nipples. NO. I WILL MAKE THE PERFECT BREASTS.
PROPOSAL ROBOT WOMEN WITH NICE BREASTS, GO GO GO
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:38:29 EDT (#)
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Needs more story. Come on now.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:36:20 EDT (#)
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honestly, The Girl is tops. no fucking problems whatsoever.
its the friends. the mindfucks. its so easy to see coming and you have to sit there and see it happen while it plays out and The Girl has to shake her head and say 'yes, we are fucked'.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:33:45 EDT (#)
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this has nothing to do with mummy issues caul.
im talking about girls. its a big difference.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:33:20 EDT (#)
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If you go gay, you wouldn't have to worry about this.
Wait. Should qualify that.
You won't have to deal with it if you go for the bears and cubs. If you go for a queen, it'll be like all your biological female problems magnified to the nth degree.
Ovaries have no monopoly on bitchiness and drama.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:33:03 EDT (#)
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iddqd & women: Two words that you don't hear in the same sentence very often.
And after reading (half of) this, we all know why.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:31:03 EDT (#)
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http://www.blogspot.com ----------------> thatta way
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:30:36 EDT (#)
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its true, if men head breasts and vaginas, well colour me pink and call me Elton
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:29:57 EDT (#)
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your post about your mommy issues are tired, kaelic
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-26 11:28:21 EDT (#)
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agree with your sentiments