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R.I.P. - Michael Jackson (904 hits)

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Rating: 1.37 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by PLANET (View user info) at 2009-06-29 08:45:56 EDT


I know I know its late... I was on vacation.

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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-06-30 19:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can Death die? I don't think so.
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This made me snicker. But I still think Forensic looks pretty in that pic.

Sage 10-4.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-30 13:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for the candles

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-30 13:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll be at IHOP for the meeting.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-30 11:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOHoo for hair fire.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-06-30 04:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Love the candles. But, how dare you go on vacation!

Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-06-29 21:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Build a fire for a man, and he'll have fire for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll have fire for the rest of his life.


Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-06-29 18:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My mentor in the Ad world worked for most of his career at BBDO in NYC. He was charded with the Diet Pepsi account and was on site when Jacko caught his hair on fire while filming the Jackson 5 "Victory" spot for the soda. He's got some great stories. MJ was irrevocably fucked up even back then.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-29 16:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Those are some rather inspired candles, fella.


Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-29 13:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-06-29 13:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 circle jerk

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-29 13:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this makes me giggle like a school girl... and tweak my nipples ever so gently...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i prefer short stop

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

naw... not a big fan of sticking it in the poop-chute.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I dont think a buttfucker can be queen EI, I think you have to be the catcher, not the pitcher.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

he's a buttfucking queeeeeeeeen

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

buttfucks with wreckless abandon below

HIYO!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i was talking about someone else who buttfucked a 13 year old.

and it was a negative reference.

i in no way condone the buttfucking of adolescents.

adults however should engage in as much buttfucking as is possible, if such is their wish.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why do people care about MJs weirdness? who really gives a fuck? he's dead, blah blah blah.


the person we really have to watch is Scourge, he's the one talking about buttfucking a 13 year old

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well yeah, he was a fucking nutter. no doubt.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i just used my 16,000th review to talk about buttfucking 13 year olds and a Michael Jackson album.

i feel that is somehow very appropriate.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well dude, Thriller was an awesome album.

look at it this way. sure Roman Polanksi buttfucked a 13 year old. does that take away from the fact that Rosemary's Baby was an awesome movie? i submit to you that it does not.
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No no I wasnt knocking the mans music accomplishment at all. I mean you cant put out shit and have the best selling album of all time, thriller rules.

im knocking him for his complete and utter weirdness.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i just used my 16,000th review to talk about buttfucking 13 year olds and a Michael Jackson album.

i feel that is somehow very appropriate.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow.

Uncanny.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well dude, Thriller was an awesome album.

look at it this way. sure Roman Polanksi buttfucked a 13 year old. does that take away from the fact that Rosemary's Baby was an awesome movie? i submit to you that it does not.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shocked by EI's "buttboyness" below


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know, i think I would be honoured to be hemans butt boy. Together we would thwart your evil plans to destroy Eternia, you shall never learn the ancient secrets of castle grayskull despite yor degrading attempts to send Prince Adam photos of your breasts.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Obviously He Man's butt boy below.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-29 15:26:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'M NOT ONE TO BE MESSED WITH TODAY. MY SOCKS DON'T MATCH!
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Well thats your own fault!! He mans really gonna suffer today :(

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'M NOT ONE TO BE MESSED WITH TODAY. MY SOCKS DON'T MATCH!

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Michael jackson fan below.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

well this one sucked and it's about a week late.

way to live up to your own standards, flounder.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have referred to MJ as a white girl for years. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was hoping against hope that Icarus wouldn't show up to gloat, but here he is.

I HATE YOU ALL!

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can Death die? I don't think so.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know. But I'm still going to pierce your nipples with a 10 gauge dull needle.
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awwww you are such a sweetheart

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FG has an awesome rack.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know. But I'm still going to pierce your nipples with a 10 gauge dull needle.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

its all done out of love FG!

I heart you

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

IMMA GO CRY NOW. THANKS A LOT ASSHOLES!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG WHO HAS FG'S ACCOUNT!!!




Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh,please Forensic, you totaly have his soul trapped in a vial around your neck.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHUT UP, EI!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're one death too late....

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I WILL PIERCE YOUR NIPPLES WITH A 10 GAUGE DULL NEEDLE!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

its amazing and i havent had an email from FG since it all happened, hmmmmmmm

DUn DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


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