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I will crumple you all (728 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.84 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2009-07-01 14:42:14 EDT


and I will do it while looking fabulous....


Look at the expression on my face...you KNOW I mean business with those enormous thighs I have - I WILL CRUMPLE YOU WITH THEM!!!11!!!1!!



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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-08-21 18:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lucky winner!

Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-07-10 02:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-06 02:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You -2 some of my posts? Are you 5 years old?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-07-05 10:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:51:47 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

tranny? I'd say 40 percent chance. I try to keep it at or around 0% but that's just me.
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no, that's all real...which idiot alter is this anyways, i cant' keep track anymore...

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-05 03:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-03 08:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I...like...big

buttsandIcannotlie.

Youotherbrotherscan'tdeny....

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-03 01:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

jesus christ man....enough of that dumb bitch.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-02 06:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where do you find this shit man?

Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-07-02 05:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

smack that all on the floor
smack that gimmie some more
smack that till you get sore
smack that oh oh oh oh oh

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-07-02 04:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You see there is something disturbing about her and I think it could be to do with the fact that I reckon she could well be a russian shot putter, but I dont know I would probably give it a go but all I can think of in my head is her looking back at me Demanding that I make her scream with pleasure or she will rip my dick off.

Strangely exciting, and I'm not into that.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-01 21:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Never look into their eyes...

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-01 20:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sorry Jonny she has man shoulders.

Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-01 19:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

tranny? I'd say 40 percent chance. I try to keep it at or around 0% but that's just me.

Submitted by JohnnyBurnside (user info) at 2009-07-01 19:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck that smiley face, she should be the spokesperson for amazon.com

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-01 17:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-07-01 19:46:10 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-01 11:43:37 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whatever happened to that ginger bastard?
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is he really not here any more?

Perhaps I should fire up the Stalk-o-matic 3000

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Still using that old thing?

Since then we've had Stalk-o-matic XP, Stalk-o-matic Vista, and with all the service packs surely you can upgrade?

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

don't cry for my thighs, Argentina

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That ugly idiot looks like she's on the mansion set from season 1 of Fresh Prince.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm not too big on the models you've been using lately, but the sets have been posh.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

she scares me..

she's gonna tell me off.


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd hit it. It'd probably be a great five minutes before she beat me into a coma.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Flabby McBackflaps strikes again.....

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Not a great post. But still....it's a half naked (Amazon) woman

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Klassie as ever!

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.popcrunch.com/los-angeles-schools-superintendent-slams-bruno-gq-photoshoot-for-featuring-high-school-football-players/

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks, Sally.

I owe you one.

Submitted by SmalltownSally (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Arch-nemeses, foolproof.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-01 15:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uh oh

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-01 14:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

All I know is I came back, and the only one of my Arch Nemisises(??) to notice was Locksly.

Thought he'd be all over me by now.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-07-01 14:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-01 11:43:37 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whatever happened to that ginger bastard?
------
is he really not here any more?

Perhaps I should fire up the Stalk-o-matic 3000

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-01 14:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

But that chick's kind of a pig.

Although, there's little doubt that she could crumple someone between those chunky thighs...

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-01 14:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whatever happened to that ginger bastard?


Pfft. Now you tell me.

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plant can make one sterile
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